Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy
Chapter 60 Treating Teacher Zeng Like a Dog
"Lu Ziqiao, what do you want to do!"
Before Chen Xiaobai could say anything, Hu Yifei had already pulled Lu Ziqiao away and was pointing her finger at him while scolding him.
Chen Xiaobai looked at him with a mocking gaze.
Lu Ziqiao's intentions are as clear as day!
If he sets his sights on you, things will only get worse!
Of course, he couldn't keep an eye on her; Lin Qingqing had two older brothers, and she was the youngest.
I heard that one of them is in the military and the other is at home.
Otherwise, they wouldn't be so wary of her.
Lu Ziqiao chuckled awkwardly, "What could I possibly be thinking? It's just about making friends!"
Lu Ziqiao was already reflecting on why they knew what he wanted to do just by opening his mouth.
Is it that obvious?
"Don't even think about it. She's Lin Qingqing, the one I took to the broadcasting studio last time. She doesn't have any sisters!"
Chen Xiaobai immediately dispelled Lu Ziqiao's idea, especially emphasizing the last four words.
Lu Ziqiao understood the code of honor in the martial arts world: one should not covet one's brother's wife, so he wasn't afraid.
The key point is that you must make it clear that you don't have any sisters, otherwise he will nag you to death.
"Wow, Xiaobai, you've done something big without making a sound!" Hu Yifei teased, patting his shoulder.
Look at others and then think about myself, sigh...
Meijia quickly came closer, her expression a little unnatural, but she quickly covered it up and forced a smile, saying, "That's right, when are you going to bring her back to meet us!"
In truth, she was already lamenting her fate. Look at Xiao Bai, and then look at that big jerk, Lu Ziqiao... sigh...
"She'll be coming to see the apartment in a couple of days, it'll be the weekend. If it's suitable, she'll move in. It'll be 3603!" Chen Xiaobai said with a smile to everyone.
Guan Gu raised an eyebrow and smiled knowingly: "Wow, so are you moving there too?!"
“Yeah, yeah, couples get half price and free utilities!” Lu Zhanbo chimed in.
"It's not that fast. I don't want to move there yet. Even couples need a transition period!" Chen Xiaobai waved his hand, but he couldn't stop smiling.
Just kidding, how could he not want to? He's practically obsessed!
But don't rush, stay calm, stay calm~
"Hey, what does she do?"
How did you two reach an agreement?
Does she have any older or younger cousins? Or does her mother have any sisters? And what about her older or younger cousins?
"How about we grab a bite to eat together? I know a place..."
......
The apartment is about to welcome a new couple, and everyone's excitement is about to be unleashed; they might even hold a welcoming ceremony.
Chen Xiaobai scratched his head. Why was there nothing there when I arrived?
Even the hot water bottles delivered by the neighborhood committee were leaking; they were used once and then thrown away...
The differences between people are so great, it's outrageous!
After answering everyone's questions one by one and giving Lü Ziqiao a stern warning, the crowd's enthusiasm finally subsided.
Lu Ziqiao solemnly swore that once Lin Qingqing moved in, he would never speak recklessly, make connections, or have anyone introduce him to beautiful women.
Chen Xiaobai stared at it carefully; it was three fingers, not four.
(Lu Ziqiao said solemnly, "Are you kidding? How could I, the mighty Lu Xiaobu, be afraid of the police?") (Narrator)
However, Chen Xiaobai knew in his heart that it was because he was afraid of her identity. For people like them who wandered the world, encountering the police was like encountering their natural enemy.
Just like a mouse seeing a cat, it gets scared!
After chatting for a while, everyone went their separate ways to have fun. Chen Xiaobai sat on the sofa and texted Qingqing.
Having just become a couple, they have endless things to talk about and want to share everything. Even something as simple as having a bowl of porridge in the morning can keep them chatting for hours.
They wish they could be together all the time.
Chen Xiaobai picked up the orange juice and took a sip. When he looked up, he saw Hu Yifei sneaking up to Lu Ziqiao's side.
A knowing smile immediately appeared; this person was looking for a partner for next Valentine's Day!
They didn't meddle, because they were destined to end up with nothing.
"What are you talking about?"
Suddenly Zeng Xiaoxian walked over. Chen Xiaobai glanced at him and exclaimed, "Wow, he's all smiles!"
He immediately greeted her, "Teacher Zeng, you look great! You had a good time last night, didn't you?!"
"You would never believe it, but she's completely different from what I imagined!"
Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian perked up, immediately sat down, and began to talk animatedly.
The scene unfolded slowly as he narrated.
Last night, at the restaurant.
Zeng Xiaoxian is listening attentively as Laura recounts her past:
"After that, I started working for National Geographic. Six months ago, I went to Palestine, you know, where there's a war going on."
Once, Johneylulu and I were driving a Hummer from Toledolm, crossing the border into Calgil, and reached a gas station between Nabrus and Salfit. Suddenly, gunfire erupted from both sides…
Zeng Xiaoxian was completely confused and bewildered, and could only be led by the nose by Laura, humming and groaning and asking if she was alright, to cooperate with her performance.
He didn't speak until the topic was finished: "Um... who is Johneylulu?"
“He’s a Palestinian guerrilla,” Laura answered with a light laugh, then asked, “Guess where the shrapnel hit him?”
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head.
“I think… he’ll never be able to have children again,” Laura said regretfully, then burst into laughter.
"Hahaha~ Isn't that funny?"
"Hahaha, it's pretty funny..." Zeng Xiaoxian almost couldn't hold back.
"Do you know what I thought of the moment the bullet grazed my cheek?"
Zeng Xiaoxian: I can only shake my head.
"I thought of you!" Laura gently took Zeng Xiaoxian's hand and said affectionately, "Xian'er~"
Zeng Xiaoxian's 'hair' instantly stood up straight, it was electrified!
......
When Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, Chen Xiaobai sighed softly. It's no wonder that Xian'er was so disappointing; the two of them were simply not on the same level.
Laura was clearly treating Teacher Zeng like a dog, but he was enjoying it and couldn't see it.
Or perhaps they see things clearly but are unwilling to believe them, caught in a dilemma, and are being pushed along.
......
And Teacher Zeng's story continues, as Laura recounts her seven ex-boyfriends and four ex-husbands.
Not only did Zeng Xiaoxian's head explode, but everyone present was in no better shape.
I've seen famous courtesans, but I've never seen one this famous...
You don't feel it when watching a TV series, but when a real person appears next to you, you can feel your values being challenged and rubbed against...
"That's the story!" Zeng Xiaoxian said earnestly.
But there was no applause!
Everyone else was speechless with shock at the story, including Chen Xiaobai!
"Hi, hi?" Zeng Xiaoxian waved, but it was no use. He took a deep breath and shouted:
"Hey!!!"
"Ah!!!"
.............
Good morning (noon, afternoon, evening) to all godfathers! Anyway, all is well!
Thank you all, my godfathers, for urging me to update and sending me messages. I have been unable to sleep at night, tossing and turning, feeling uneasy.
I decided to get up at dawn to write an extra chapter, just to express my filial piety.
The gift is small but the sentiment is deep; I hope my godfathers will understand.
At the same time, I'm begging for more updates! I'm doing this out of love, and I'm giving this five-star review!
These are all we need for the verification period!
I kneel in gratitude to all my godfathers for their generous gifts!
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