The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli
Chapter 91 Thailand Section 18: Which page of the Classic of Mountains and Seas are you on this time
[Is this 82-old green tea without GPS? Does it even know its own location??]
[Isn't Xia Yu supposed to be all high and mighty? Well, just say it! Youyou was just trying to help answer the questions of the viewers in the live stream, but do you all have to be so malicious in your speculation? Besides, who knows if Xia Yu has a phone hidden under the table? She and Shang Xu were keeping their hands under it the whole time!]
[The person upstairs is crazy. Didn't Xu Jianian go see her? And Shen Youyou is saying she's kind? That's the best joke I've heard all year!]
[Tch, Xu Jianian is in cahoots with them, probably just a shill, unlike Youyou who's such an honest person.]
"Xu Jianian, some people say you're a plant."
Shang Xu raised an eyebrow and cued Xu Jianian.
Xu Jianian was furious when she heard this and started searching through the dense barrage of comments.
The administrator immediately found that comment and gave it a close-up.
"Good grief, what do you mean? Are you saying I'm a shill?!"
In the past, he relied on great effort to achieve miracles.
He picked up the table and swung it left and right, but nothing came out.
Xia Yu's lips twitched, and she spread her hands out: "Have you seen enough now?"
Shang Xu saw that Xu Jianian seemed to have inexhaustible energy.
He simply snatched the table back and placed it on the lawn.
"Go back to your home."
He drove the people away.
Everyone thought this interlude was about to end, but then Xia Yu looked at Shen Youyou.
"Since you're so curious, I can certainly explain the meaning of the other three effects, but I can't say it outright. If I say it's correct, then you'll have to finish that whole glass of bitter melon juice!"
Xia Yu stared at her, her eyes resolute.
A hint of panic flashed in Shen Youyou's eyes; she hadn't expected Xia Yu to be serious.
That's a full 1000ml cup of bitter melon juice, not just one or two cups.
But she started it, and now she has a knife to her throat.
She was caught in a dilemma.
"Xia Yu, you've gone too far!?"
Fu Jingnian spoke up to defend Shen Youyou.
"What's it to you? But you can drink it for Shen Youyou, though."
Shang Xu spoke calmly, a mocking smile playing on his lips.
Comments from netizens displayed on the screen:
[He shot himself in the foot, hahaha, so funny! Cowards shouldn't mess with Sister Yu, okay? He just asked for trouble, or did he come here specifically to make us netizens laugh?!]
[Is Fu Jingnian playing the hero again? Shang Xu's words made him hesitate. But let me ask, what brand is Fu Strong's pencil case? It can hold so many pens, I'm completely impressed!]
[Hello Fu Jingnian, I'm a professional decorator with 88 years of experience. I'm highly skilled and 18 years old this year, in the prime of my life. What kind of work are you doing?]
"Which page of the Classic of Mountains and Seas are you on?"
Xia Yu looked past Fu Jingnian and at Shen Youyou.
She raised an eyebrow slightly: "Why don't you dare?"
"Hmm? What did Xia Yu mean by that?"
Li Yan asked quietly.
"Don't you understand the Classic of Mountains and Seas? Hua Hua asked Fu Jingnian what kind of demons and monsters they were."
Duan Xiaotang explained.
"If you don't dare to, then don't speak so impulsively next time."
It was Mu Qing who spoke first.
Xu Jianian, who was standing next to him, was surprised to hear that the voice came from her deskmate.
Shen Youyou's expression naturally soured after being told that by others.
"Alright..."
She reluctantly agreed, clinging to a sliver of hope.
"The urban flooding effect refers to the phenomenon of large-scale water accumulation and regional waterlogging in cities during the flood season and heavy rain."
"The urban heat island effect is caused by climate change due to the microclimate of the Earth's surface."
"The last one is that gases such as Freon decompose ozone, causing ozone holes to appear at the poles."
After saying this, Shen Youyou froze completely.
"How is this possible...??"
Xia Yu stood up with her hands behind her back facing the camera, speaking fluently as if she were reciting a poem.
"Wow."
Xu Jianian was stunned. Although she didn't understand, she still applauded.
Mu Qing also looked at him with admiration.
"Babby Q is acting strangely. Our opponent is this strong??"
While marveling at the sight, Duan Xiaotang couldn't resist leaning over to chat with Li Yan.
"Then... shall we retreat??"
Li Yan probed cautiously.
"What's going on? The more we fight, the stronger we become, you know? Only a strong opponent is a true match for us."
[Netizens flooded the screen with comments: Drink up, drink up, drink up, drink up...]
"Are you sure you can't take a loss?"
Xu Jianian's seemingly soft chirping of crickets was actually amplified through the headset, reaching everyone's ears.
"That's it."
Shang Xu also gave him a response.
"Sister is really amazing, I'll do it!"
With nowhere to retreat, Shen Youyou picked up the bitter melon juice with both hands and gulped it down.
She closed her eyes tightly, feeling a discomfort in her throat.
An unusually bitter taste spread throughout all the nerves.
As I drank, my mouth couldn't hold it all, and some spilled out.
Before netizens could even express their dislike, Fu Jingnian quickly pulled out a tissue to wipe Shen Youyou's neck.
Netizens brought their stools to watch the show:
[It's been confirmed that Fu Gou is a licking dog, a very mild licking dog, only about 40% licking. He's not purebred yet; if he were, he would have already helped Sister Mihu drink it.]
[Poor Youyou! How could Xia Yu be so cruel? And why were the others so indifferent? Do you even have a heart? I feel so sorry for Youyou, such a good girl being bullied like that, sob sob.]
[This is hilarious! Shen Youyou tried to steal a chicken but lost the bait instead. Why did she have to provoke Sister Yu? Sister Yu is super fierce!!]
[To the person above you, you're so kind-hearted! Please keep it up! You're a stray yourself, yet you still care about other stray animals. I'm so touched, even this shrewd businessman is moved! From now on, I'll just cook for you with my feet! [heart emoji]]
...
...
Shen Youyou thought that if she couldn't drink it, others would speak up to stop her.
Who knew that when he was about to vomit, only Fu Jingnian was watching from the side.
His pained expression was genuine, but he did nothing with his hands.
Netizens were overwhelmed, one eye on Shen Youyou, while the other was busy watching what other couples were doing.
Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan are playing rock-paper-scissors.
Xia Yu was playing with the crystal necklace around her neck, letting the crystal bask in the sun.
Shang Xu, meanwhile, rested his chin on his hand and looked at Xia Yu.
[Netizens complained: Goodness, you can't even see their faces clearly.]
Mu Qing was admiring her manicure when she glanced to the side and saw that the seat was empty.
Mu Qing: "???"
She searched for Xu Jianian's gaze, only to turn her head to look once.
Seeing Xu Jianian shamelessly stand between Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian, looking back and forth between their expressions.
"What do you mean!?"
Fu Jingnian then noticed a "dog's head" in the middle.
"I'm urging her to drink it."
"Aren't you very capable? Why don't you help me get some drinks?"
Xu Jianian's tone made a lot of sense.
"you…."
Fu Jingnian remained silent.
There was a "clang" sound.
Shen Youyou placed the nearly empty cup of bitter melon juice heavily on the desk.
Then, with a loud thud, he collapsed to the ground, unconscious.
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