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Xu Jianian didn't think too much; his hands moved faster than his brain.

"Bang--."

Mu Qing moved her lips as if she wanted to speak, but Xu Jianian spoke too quickly.

"Little Li and Du, Li Bai and Du Fu!"

After being robbed, Fu Jingnian angrily slammed his fist on the table.

"wrong answer."

The sound effects show red crosses for both Director Ma's speech and the sign he holds up.

Xu Jianian was full of question marks, and Fu Jingnian was also dumbfounded.

Isn't this the answer?

"It's Du Mu and Li Shangyin."

Mu Qing explained to Xu Jianian in a low voice.

As soon as she finished speaking, Duan Xiaotang pressed the buzzer before Xia Yu could answer.

"Du Mu and Li Shangyin".

Duan Xiaotang then said:

"Li Bai and Du Fu are Li Du, who lived during the mid-Tang Dynasty. The 'Little Li Du' refers to Du Mu and Li Shangyin, who lived during the late Tang Dynasty."

"correct answer."

Xia Yu and the others applauded.

"I see. I've never been so close to the answer."

Xu Jianian looked like she had learned a lesson.

"If you don't know, don't answer. You can't even answer such a simple question. I'm really ashamed for you, bro. If you're bad, you need to practice more."

Fu Jingnian began to mock.

Steam was rising from Xu Jianian's head.

"You think you'll have more? You're no better than me, so shut up."

Xu Jianian retorted.

Shang Xu gave a thumbs up: "What a sacrifice! To highlight the opponent, they even dragged themselves into it, and they're evenly matched."

Xia Yu covered her face and laughed. Xu Jianian had been mixing up the two of them in order to belittle Fu Jingnian.

"Answering questions actively is better than remaining silent, isn't it?"

Mu Qing actually spoke up to defend Xu Jianian, which was a veiled reference to the idle Shen Youyou.

"you!"

Fu Jingnian had nothing to say, so he went to observe Shen Youyou's expression.

Shen Youyou didn't seem to realize it until so many eyes were on her, at which point she belatedly realized what was happening, and her expression changed slightly.

[Are you overly sensitive? What they said is true. My suggestion is to maybe quit the show? Otherwise, the thought of seeing two walking "advertisements" every time I watch a live stream is just too disheartening. (????)]

[Wow, the person upstairs, don't go too far! Shen Youyou didn't say a word and you still got upset? It seems some people just like to stir up trouble. Why don't you talk about Xu Jianian, who's just causing trouble? And what's with Mu Qing? She was such a nice girl, but after appearing on a dating reality show, she's learned to be sarcastic. Maybe that's just her nature; she's been doing live streams a lot and her true nature is showing.]

This comment immediately offended Xu Jianian, Mu Qing, and their CP fans.

[Luo He: Hehe, watch out, I might come looking for you offline.]

Luo He stood in front of the big screen, pointing at the comments and cursing.

"Chen, why are these netizens so foul-mouthed? I really want to hire a private investigator to find out where these underground rats live, and then we'll drive our Rolls-Royces to catch them!"

Luo He's ambitious tone startled Chen Shao into actually believing that he was going to do it.

"What's going on? Driving a Rolls-Royce would be beneath our dignity. A Wuling minivan would be enough."

Chen Shao took a sip of liquor, his face slightly flushed.

Luo He then pointed to Jiang Shuyi, who was in the frame, and complained, "When will this kid reply to my messages? How come he abandoned us brothers who are super rich just because he's become successful? Is he blind?!"

Chen Shao stood up, and the bottles on the ground were arranged like dominoes, making a clattering sound.

"Jiang Shuyi's sister runs a talent agency, so she has connections. Brother Luo, you have even wider connections, why don't you make use of them?"

"Great idea!"

Luo He snapped his fingers, grabbed the Rolls-Royce keys from the gold-threaded wooden table, and headed out.

Chen Shao was a little drunk, and his vision was blurry.

After a shout of "Holy crap!", the tall figure disappeared from sight.

"Brother Luo...you were...you were taken away by aliens?"

He stammered.

A roar came from the ground:

"What the hell?! Why is there a wine bottle at the door?!"

...

...

The poem, "Lotus leaves stretch to the sky, an endless expanse of green; lotus blossoms, bathed in sunlight, a uniquely vibrant red," describes which season?

This is too simple; everyone knows which season it is when lotus flowers are mentioned.

It was time to test speed and luck; netizens didn't dare blink as they watched four groups simultaneously press the buzzer.

"Bang--."

Xu Jianian kissed the buzzer: "I really am the chosen one!"

"Hurry up!"

Li Yan urged him on while remaining hidden.

He held a sliver of hope that Xu Jianian wasn't that clever.

Xia Yu and Shang Xu had already begun their clandestine affair without anyone noticing.

Sitting some distance away, Jiang Shuyi saw the two of them passing a bag of spicy strips back and forth under the table.

"Didn't Director Ma notice?"

He went to see Director Ma, but Director Ma's expression was perfectly normal, as if he were truly blind and hadn't noticed anything.

Sister Lele recalled a memory and said, "Isn't this normal? Who didn't sneak snacks under their desk when they were in school?"

"The enemy."

Love nodded.

The three of them sat side by side, each on a chair. Su Nan had returned to team training, and now it was just the three of them in charge.

"Is this normal? Our school doesn't serve these kinds of things."

Jiang Shuyi was also puzzled.

Director Luo was puzzled: "What school do you go to, kid?"

Jiang Shuyi answered truthfully: "International elites, the kind with tuition of three million a year."

Lele and Luo Wei exchanged a glance but remained silent.

No hehe.

...

"Summer, summer!"

Xu Jianian smiled confidently, revealing her white teeth.

"This is practically a free point question."

Xia Yu's breath smelled sweet as she spoke.

Li Yan covered his head, a little disappointed: "You've been smart this time, kid."

Fu Jingnian chimed in, "You got off easy."

Xu Jianian made a face: "If you don't give me the benefit, are you the one who gets it?"

What kind of person are you?

What phenomenon is caused by the year-on-year increase in atmospheric carbon dioxide levels?

"Huh? What is that?"

Xu Jianian was dumbfounded.

Mu Qing thought about it, but couldn't figure it out.

Director Ma mentioned options such as rock sugar pear soup.

"Rain island effect, greenhouse effect, heat island effect, ozone layer effect."

"First, rule out the island effect."

Duan Xiaotang continued to think.

"Bang--."

Fu Jingnian snatched it.

Xu Jianian gave her a disdainful look.

[Netizens' scathing comment: Here it comes again, here it comes again, Strong Bro is here again.]

"Don't worry, he definitely won't."

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang started chirping crickets.

"Should we rob it? I think it's the greenhouse effect."

Fu Jingnian: "The ozone layer effect, I guess."

He had barely finished speaking when the buzzer sounded again.

The fact that someone else kept taking his answer means he was wrong.

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and first heard a burst of laughter.

"Hahahaha, that's hilarious! You don't actually think that option D, with the word 'oxygen' in it, is somehow related to carbon dioxide, do you??"

Shang Xu slightly lifted his eyelids, his tone laced with sarcasm.

Fu Jingnian's face turned ugly: "If you know how, then say it."

"Of course it's the greenhouse effect."

Xia Yudao.

"correct answer."

"The greenhouse gas carbon dioxide creates the greenhouse effect, leading to global warming and rising sea levels."

Xia Yu recounted this, her eyes filled with undisguised mockery.

"Oh? You're very knowledgeable, sister? Then tell everyone what the other options mean?"

Shen Youyou came out to seek attention.