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Chapter 77 Thailand Part 4: The Sacred Body Born to Be Scolded
The apartment gate was half-open, creaking in the wind.
A gravel path about three meters long leads to the apartment's rusty iron gate.
Xia Yu stopped walking as soon as she reached the steps.
"what happened?"
Shang Xu walked over, his clear voice ringing in Xia Yu's ears.
She turned her head and gave a charming smile:
"You don't have the key, just open the door."
Shang Xu chuckled and joked, "I'll open it for you, so you can test your courage."
He handed the rusty key to Xia Yu.
Two mini drones hovered above the two people.
A blue fluorescent bullet screen was projected in front of Xia Yu.
[Go, Sister Fisherman! We're fearless! If anything goes wrong, Shangxu will be there to back us up! ?)?*??]
"Daddy Xia, come show us around! The iron door of this apartment building is covered in red rust; it looks terrifying. And the seal isn't in Thai script; could it be some kind of rune? Also, why are there such bad scratches on the glass windows? They don't look like they were made by a small animal. Could it be...?"
【No, please, buddy in front, stop talking! I'm scared. It's almost midnight, and I'm getting chills down my spine. Is our charming ancestor coming to steal our spotlight from this dating show again?】
"Okay."
Xia Yu knocked on the door three times before opening it.
【Hmm? Why knock three times? Is there any significance to it?】
Generally speaking, when entering an old building that has been uninhabited for a long time, you should knock on the door first to signal to the "people" inside that you want to move in. If you just walk in, you'll scare the creatures inside. They'll think you have ill intentions and are trespassing on their territory, and then you'll be in big trouble.
[Watching the live stream where they were diligently practicing, Xu Jianian also knocked on the door. And their guesthouse was strange; many things were placed incorrectly. Who puts a mirror facing the door?]
The key makes a clicking sound when it turns in the keyhole.
Xia Yu twisted it again, and the key got stuck completely in the hole.
"What does it mean?"
She frowned, sensing the hostility in the room.
"It's okay, give it to me."
Shang Xu's hand covered hers, bringing a touch of warmth.
Xia Yu quickly pulled her hand back; she could smell the unique orange scent on Shang Xu.
[Ahhh, Shang Xia CP fans, get ready! I'm totally shipping them! Please lock them in forever, okay? I'll give ten million in wedding gifts, put it in Shen Yujing's account.]
I'll donate 100 million; put it in Director Ma's account.
[How dare you! You can't just send money to Director Ma's account! Director Ma can only send a pair of slippers.]
[Yo yo yo, is Sister Yu embarrassed? (Screams) (Shouts) (A Thomas Flair) (Steals Director Ma's slippers) (Steals Li Yan's Elderly Foot Care) (Steals Xu Jianian's Fu Dog) (Elegantly and sexily arrives at Shang Xia's wedding) My family is poor, I brought ninety-nine packs of spicy strips.]
With a "snap," the key broke off right in the keyhole.
"Uh...
The two exchanged a glance, and after a half-second of mutual understanding, they took two steps back in unison.
Here it comes, the show's about to begin! Daddy and Mommy are about to show off their kung fu! (-^〇^-)
[I became a fan after watching the escape room livestream. I'm genuinely curious about what's inside the apartment. I'm so excited! I love watching this kind of thrilling stuff. I think Director Ma deliberately put these two in this place; otherwise, how did he find such a dilapidated and bizarre house?]
[Friendly reminder: Cowards, head back to bed and get some sleep, it's almost midnight!]
"Bang--."
Xia Yu and Shang Xu kicked the iron gate open.
The walls seemed to tremble the moment the door was forcibly opened.
A thick layer of ash drifted in from inside.
"Cough cough..."
Shang Xu even went out of his way to shield Xia Yu.
A mini drone was the first to enter the house, allowing netizens to experience the fresh experience from a first-person perspective.
The apartment in the picture is extremely dilapidated, with mottled walls and peeling paint.
The dimly lit corner reeked of decay, and was littered with clutter and cobwebs.
Although the furniture in the room was covered with white dust cloths, it couldn't hide the thick layer of dust.
Wow, it's snowing.
Xia Yu looked at the dust floating in the air and said this.
Shang Xu chuckled.
How humorous.
His eyes darted around, taking in his surroundings.
"How long has this place been uninhabited?"
"Aren't we human beings too?"
"You're really great, Mrs. Ma!"
Shang Xu said three sentences in a row.
[That line about Mrs. Ma really cracked me up; looks like Shang Silly is always online.]
[Oh dear, how can anyone live here? Director Ma is really going too far. Let him come and stay for a while and see if he laughs or not.]
[Lovi: Yeah, Shang Lai's got some issues. Don't take it to heart, everyone. Once our observation guests land in Bangkok tomorrow, I'll help you all steal his slippers, haha.]
[Director Ma: There's a cat upstairs, hehe. If you're so capable, fly over here and hit me now! Everyone, don't be angry, I'll give you red envelopes.]
After the comments flooded in, Director Ma sent a red envelope in the live stream as an apology.
Seeing that Director Ma was so sincere, everyone reluctantly accepted the red envelopes.
That hand speed was incredibly fast; two thousand red envelopes were gone in a flash.
A red message popped up: "Love" received "Director Ma's" red envelope.
Lowe thought he had kept quiet and no one had noticed, so he quickly tried to save face.
[Lovi: Cough cough, slip of the hand. Actually, I don't care about these few coins at all.]
"Love" became the luckiest player.
When this popped up, Loveke perked up.
He hurriedly checked how much he had stolen.
Upon opening it, I saw: 0.38 yuan.
The comments section was full of people criticizing Director Ma, because apart from one 0.38 yuan, the rest were all 0.01 yuan.
Born to be scolded: Director Ma.
Although Lo Wei knew that Director Ma had a peculiar way of thinking, he still got so angry that he would vomit blood every time.
He quickly logged onto WeChat, ready to unleash a torrent of abuse, only to discover:
"You have been blocked by the other party."
...
The lights inside were very bright, but they were flickering.
As soon as Shang Xu pressed the light-on button, the switch at the entrance door tripped as if it were a circuit breaker.
In the darkness, Xia Yu and Shang Xu could clearly hear the whispers coming from the corner.
He had just finished pressing the button when he jumped back in, plunging the room into darkness once more.
"Hehe, well done."
"Get these two annoying humans out of here."
"If those two dare to stay here, they'll be in big trouble in the middle of the night."
Xia Yu was rubbing his hands together, eager to see who had such a big mouth.
With a "whoosh," the living room lights came on again.
Bright incandescent light illuminates every corner.
This time, Shang Xu held the power button tightly and wouldn't let go.
[Hahaha, Shang Sha Diao really knows how to do things, but this isn't a long-term solution. Aren't your hands tired? Sure enough, someone just standing there is a soldier.]
[Let's see what Daddy Xia does. The apartment's decor is nice, but it's old and dirty, and has a creepy feel to it. What's carved on the mural in the living room? How terrifying.]
The apartment has a layout that combines Chinese and Thai elements, and the furniture is all high-end.
The staircase leading to the second floor is covered with soft carpet.
Xia Yu went over to look at the mural mentioned in the comments.
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