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"Now I'll tell you something."

Upon hearing this, Shang Xu could roughly guess what it was about.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Shen Youyou's smug smile.

He frowned slightly, worried that the villain was about to succeed.

"Shen Fu's group used a function card to switch addresses with Shang Xia's group."

"What!?"

Surprisingly, Duan Xiaotang had the strongest reaction.

Upon hearing this, she felt something was amiss.

Function cards can be used like this? And Director Ma even agreed to it?

The most ridiculous thing is that Shen Youyou and the others have the nerve to do that.

"What? This is so shameless! I won't say who it is, right? Fu Jingnian and Shen Youyou? You all agree, how can there be such people!"

Xu Jianian approached Fu Jingnian and the others.

They started speaking loudly and arrogantly, using sarcastic and unsettling language.

[Netizens' scathing comments: Make way, is this Xu Jianian, a master of sarcasm, delivering his usual performance? (`?′)?]

Fu Jingnian ignored his words.

Shen Youyou felt a bit like she'd been hit where it hurt.

She stepped forward, her brow furrowed, and said softly, "Sister, I'm really sorry, but how else can the function card be used? It's just a variety show, so I'm sure the production team won't arrange it too badly. You won't be angry, will you?"

She talked at length in a tea-tea-like tone.

Xia Yu only replied with a single word:

"Oh."

Having been rebuffed by Xia Yu, Shen Youyou put on a weak and innocent face and went to Shang Xu's side.

She hadn't said a word yet.

Shang Xu simply uttered a single word:

"roll."

Simple, straightforward, crude, and impolite.

[My dear Sister Yu is so magnanimous, not bothering with this '82-born green tea bitch. But is Shang Shadiao really not afraid of being cyberbullied? Haha, just that one crude word, so hurtful and insulting. This must have broken Fu Gou's heart.]

The commenter in the live chat was right.

After seeing Xia Yushangxu's expression, Shen Youyou returned to Fu Jingnian's side with a wronged and disappointed look.

[This Shen Youyou is really interesting. She calls everyone "brother" or "sister." But what's her real age? One minute she's twenty, the next she's twenty-two.]

[This confused sister changed her age. She changed it so she could start school earlier and earn more money acting. She should be the same age as Sister Yu, I think they were born on the same day, month, and year. Aren't there rumors that they were switched at birth?]

[Haha, Sister Confused, that's a great nickname! She really does sometimes do things that are baffling, a bit clumsy and stupid, but she manages to hook Fu Jingnian completely. It's hard to believe she doesn't have some skill.]

In the end, Shen and Fu's team got a five-star hotel near the Pixel Building.

Upon receiving the hotel invitation envelope, Shen Youyou's smile practically reached the Bermuda Triangle.

"Brother Fu, you were right to have foresight."

"Thanks to you for reminding me that I still have function cards that I haven't used."

Shen Youyou initially wanted to use the function card on a means of transportation.

Fu Jingnian was quite farsighted, knowing that he needed a place to live.

After receiving the invitation, Rock Sugar Pear, who was so sleepy she couldn't stay awake any longer, took a car to the center of Siam.

Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian ran away very quickly, afraid that Xia Yu and the others might suddenly have a fit and give them a beating.

"Wow, these two are like ghosts, they even know they've done something wrong."

Xu Jianian complained.

"Huahua, why don't you live with us?"

Mu Qing went over to inquire with concern.

"sure!"

Neither of them had spoken yet.

Xu Jianian agreed even more readily than the person involved.

Xia Yu smiled and shook her head: "No need, thank you."

Her laughter was like the tinkling of silver bells: "Hehe, it's all the same wherever I live."

Director Ma finished distributing the envelopes and made a hasty escape.

I guess they're afraid of getting a real beating.

Right now, I'm watching the live stream on the monitor.

He couldn't help but silently wipe away imaginary tears, and sighed:

"As expected of the guest I personally selected, he is truly kind and understanding."

...

Shang Xu opened the invitation.

"An apartment at the Damnoen Saduak Floating Market?"

Xia Yu could tell from his tone that he seemed a little displeased.

She asked in confusion, "Isn't the apartment good enough?"

She felt that living in a house was better than staying in a hotel.

But this was something that the last-place player in the [Visit Three Gardens] game traded for.

"No, it's mainly because this market is quite remote, like the suburbs. Naturally, it can't compare to the Siam Central Ferris Wheel Night Market. Do you think Director Ma, with his petty nature, would give you anything of value?"

The explanation of the Shang order is complete.

He asked again, "Aren't you angry?"

Xia Yu asked, puzzled, "What are you angry about?"

"Shen Youyou and the others have changed our five-star hotel."

Shang Xu also felt that it didn't matter where he lived, as long as it wasn't too bad.

He was mainly watching Xia Yu; if Xia Yu had shown even a hint of unhappiness on her face just now...

He snatched the five-star invitation from Shen Youyou's hand.

Or, rip off Director Ma's wig and throw it into a stinky ditch.

Director Ma: ? ? ?

Xia Yu revealed a cryptic smile: "Hehe, that's good. They provoked me first, so they deserve to be teased however they want. I'll put their birth dates under the wine jar first."

That forced smile sent a chill down the spines of netizens.

Netizen comments:

Sis, don't give me that wicked gardenia smile, it scares me!

[Great! Our Sister Yu is about to turn evil, we're saved! (spinning and jumping with my eyes closed) (screaming) (dark) (twisted) (crawl) (Goodnight, Malabaka)]

[Sister Yu and Boss Shang are obviously quite capable, but I also understand why Director Ma agreed to let Shen Fu use the function card here. I don't need to guess to know that there's definitely something wrong with this apartment. Only when Shang Xia and Boss Shang move in can the show's effect be improved (′ . .? . `)]

[That upstairs neighbor must be a tapeworm in Mrs. Ma's stomach, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. The more she calls him "Director Ma" or "Mrs. Ma," the more she can't stop. It's so catchy to call him "Mrs. Ma."]

...

It took them almost an hour to drive to Damnoen Saduak market. The apartment was nearby, not too close to the market, otherwise they would have had to drive a bit further.

They located the apartment using the location information from the group chat.

The sound of the suitcase wheels dragging stopped.

"This is it??"

Xia Yu's sunglasses slipped down her head.

The darkness of the night combined with the sunglasses created a vision so dark that it swallowed even the light from the streetlights overhead.

Xia Yu noticed that people were coming and going in the apartment.

"They're having a party, there are so many ghosts inside."

She couldn't help but complain.

What ghost? Where can I find ghosts?

I didn't see it either, but this apartment looks pretty eerie, especially that starfruit tree in the yard. Its branches and leaves are all tangled together, it looks like someone hanged themselves there, it's terrifying.

[Frog Fun, look closely, there seems to be a red cross-shaped seal on that rusty door covered in cobwebs. Combined with what Sister Yu just said, it's really creepy (?﹏?)]

"Can we get in or not?"

Shang Xu patted his wallet.

This implies that Xia Yu can squander money as long as she gives the order.

"Go in."

Xia Yu took the first step.