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Li Yan looked at Duan Xiaotang and joked, "Sister Tang, you're on your own from now on. These two are going to be tough to deal with."

Duan Xiaotang feigned ignorance: "Oh oh oh?"

Xia Yu feigned weakness and retorted, "What? I'm really bad at this. I just got lucky today."

Shang Xu interjected, "Yeah, we're usually terrible at games, thank you everyone for letting us win."

Netizen comments:

[These two are at it again, so please forgive them. I'm going to grab a sack and take these little ones home. By the way, if I may ask, what color sacks do you two like, Sister Yu and Sister Xu?]

[Um... cough cough, I... this is my first time being a troll, I'm a little nervous. Um... I'm about to start trolling. Xia Yu, you... you... you're kind of annoying, but also likable, hahaha, I'm even laughing at myself.]

[Hilarious! Shang Xu looks like this and dares to appear on a dating reality show? Isn't he afraid I'll do a giant spin, kneel down, hold flowers in my hands, and propose with a rose in my mouth?!]

[Frog Fun, the one in front, I almost lost control of my big machete!]

【I've given up, Xia Yu. You don't answer my calls or reply to my messages. When our child had a fever of 666°C, I carried the child on my back for 24 hours along mountain roads to the county town to get medical treatment, and you're still here having a good time. I really don't know what the point of this marriage is, but I won't get a divorce. I want everyone to know that I'm Xia Yu's lapdog.】

[Go Tangtang! There are three kinds of fate in this world: life, lifespan, and your sister's irresistible charm!!]

[You've all gone mad! You're all insane!]

Li Yan saw the comments posted by Duan Xiaotang's fan, Bing Tang.

He even read it aloud.

Duan Xiaotang: ? ? ?

"Are you asking for a beating?!"

Lowe organized the order: "Ahem, we've now entered the final round of the Three Gardens Tour. Let's focus our attention on the last three. Who will ultimately claim the championship?"

He showed his palm to Xia Yu, his tone excited: "Her, Xia Yu."

Xia Yu: ? ? Something terrible has happened?

"A contestant with a talent for abstract thinking, possessing a performative personality, and a muse goddess in the eyes of middle-aged and elderly people."

Xia Yu covered her face: "Stop talking, or I'll break your defenses."

She's so young, and her drama fans are all from her mother's, grandmother's, and grandfather's generation.

She only gained some fans because of her looks after appearing on a dating reality show.

Netizen comments:

[Hahaha, Xia Yu just doesn't have many fans. If you're not good at it, don't force it. Even if you have fans, you can't withstand their attacks. I'm a fan of Shen Youyou. Youyou's future is uncertain, but it's promising.]

[Is that Shen Youyou fan from before a crab or stir-fried green beans? Go back and rework your brain. I've seen bound feet, but I've never seen a brain bound. You think you have a bright future? But you're right, with a bunch of toxic fans like you and her own lack of talent, Shen Youyou's future is indeed bleak, without any light.]

My mom is a fan of Xia Yu Jie (Xia Yu Jie). She even learned to edit videos to promote Xia Yu Jie's dramas. Her videos get quite a few likes. It's just that she doesn't like to post comments, but that doesn't mean Xia Yu Jie doesn't have fans.

Love clenched his fists.

He held out his fist in front of Xia Yu as a microphone: "Come on, Sister Yu, tell us your battle declaration."

"I dare not accept such an honor, Sister Yu."

Xia Yu waved her hand, refusing to accept the compliment.

Of course, Luo Wei deserves to call Xia Yu "sister".

Because his grandparents were fans of Xia Yu's drama, he was too embarrassed to say it.

"My declaration: I am a corpse, please make way for me."

Watching the show from the elimination zone: It's good to be young, they really dare to say it.

Now only Duan Xiaotang remained: "Huh? Don't mess with me."

No sooner had he finished speaking than Lowe shoved his "microphone" at him.

"She, a box office queen with billions in earnings, is making her debut on a dating reality show. From her initial shyness to her current carefree attitude, please tell us your battle declaration, Sister Tang."

Duan Xiaotang chimed in, "Yeah, it's just a game, the important thing is to have fun, winning or losing is secondary."

Shang Xu was ready to speak, but Luo Wei's hand circled in front of him and then returned to its original position.

What does "商序: ？ ？" mean?

Lowe replied decisively, "The weather is nice today, let's visit the three gardens. We can explore anything here. Which garden should we visit today? What's inside the Eight Great Gardens of the Tang and Song Dynasties?"

He started the game immediately.

Shang Xu, who had been left standing to the side, said optimistically, "Oh, I get it. Director Luo favors women over men."

[Netizen: Hahahaha, that's right!]

Xia Yu begins with: "Liu Zongyuan".

Duan Xiaotang answered without blinking: "Han Yu."

Preface: "Ouyang Xiu".

Shang Xu replied, "Su Shi."

Duan Xiaotang continued: "Su Zhe".

Xia Yu immediately thought of the Three Sus: "Su Xun."

Xia Yu: "Wang Anshi."

Duan Xiaotang: "Zeng Gong."

Shang Xu shrugged, indicating his innocence: "That's all, I'm done talking."

Lowe: "A peaceful round, looks like it's going to get tougher."

Xia Yu deliberately provoked, "Haha, bring it on, we can discuss things on our own."

Shang Xu: "Hmm?"

"That's really something."

"hey-hey."

Duan Xiaotang shifted her chair: "Wuhu, Director Luo, continue. It would be best to decide the winner in one round."

"The weather's nice today, let's visit the three gardens. There's something for everyone to explore. Which garden should we visit today? What's in the cocktail garden?"

Xia Yu's eyes darted around: "Margaret, what should we do? Is this the only one we have?"

Duan Xiaotang clapped her hands: "Mojito, don't be afraid, this is the only one I know how to make!"

Shang Xulian said two matching phrases: "Agave sunrise, blue Hawaii."

Duan Xiaotang asked nervously and somewhat uncertainly, "Long Island Iced Tea??"

The balloon didn't pop, but Xia Yu was the one who panicked the most.

Xia Yu covered her ears: "Ahhh, sis, you're lying to me! I really don't know!"

"Bang—bang."

Xia Yu was stabbed twice in a row.

Lowe's clapping rhythm had not stopped.

Duan Xiaotang covered her ears and continued, forcing herself to speak: "Whiskey, I'm just trying anything, I thought it was tea, why aren't you done yet?"

Shang Xu sat calmly: "Hennessy, sapphire."

Duan Xiaotang closed her eyes and accepted the punishment: "Oh no, I'm doomed!"

"Game over. Xia Yu and Duan Xiaotang are out. Congratulations to Shang Xu for winning the final victory."

Lowe delivered a crisp round of applause to Shang Xu.

Shang Xu stood up and bowed humbly: "Thank you all for your care, it was just good luck."

[Oh my god, hehehe, you little rascal, I saw you! When you looked down, your mouth was practically stretched to the back of your ears. Go and brag to Hua Hua!]

[OMG, so cool!!! I'm dying of coolness! This is a tornado destroying a parking lot! This is an antelope kicking, this is a goat leaping! A crow riding an airplane! A mouse navigating a maze! An elephant kicking! An angry octopus! A giant axe chopping down a tree! Utterly insane!]

[Shang Xu, I heard you're quite famous? (Stops the car) (Discreetly honks the Rolls-Royce horn) (Window rolls down) (Biting a rose) (Strikes a pose) (Just about to speak) (The traffic police next door say I'm blocking the road) (Ignores them) (Puts on sunglasses) (Plays Phoenix Legend) (Lips slightly move) Hello, wedding.]

Shang Xu laughed when he saw those long, insightful comments in the bullet comments.

Shang Xu covered his face and laughed: "Don't let some of the comments be too outrageous, okay??"

Xia Yu joined in the fun: "It's hilarious!"