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Chapter 72 Visiting the Three Gardens

Director Luo clapped his hands and kept the rhythm: "The weather is nice today, let's stroll through the three gardens, we can explore everything, what are the twenty-four solar terms!"

Xia Yu took the lead, then picked up the rhythm: "Beginning of Spring".

Li Yan lowered his head: "Grain Rain".

The pace was so fast that Shen Youyou had no time to react.

Three seconds passed in the blink of an eye, and she casually blurted out, "It's raining!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than the director popped one of the balloons that looked like bunches of grapes behind him.

Lowe reminded, "It's the 24 solar terms, not the weather."

Shen Youyou blushed and said, "Yes, yes, director."

Xu Jianian, who was next to her, thought she could change the subject and escape this predicament.

Lowe clapped his hands: "What are the twenty-four solar terms? Xu Jianian, please continue."

Xu Jianian: Σ(?д?|||)??

Xu Jianian hurriedly replied, "Spring Equinox, Summer Solstice."

He recited both of the things he vaguely remembered.

Duan Xiaotang, who was behind him, facepalmed and said, "Good heavens, he mentioned two at once. How are we supposed to survive?"

Lovi: "Just say one. Since Jia Nian has already said two, no one else can say any more."

"Shuan Q."

Sitting at the back, Shang Xu gave a silent but polite smile.

Xu Jianian smiled apologetically: "Sorry."

Luo Wei continued, "What are the twenty-four solar terms?" Duan Xiaotang continued.

Duan Xiaotang was prepared and remained calm: "Bai Lu".

Fu Jingnian calmly replied, "Xiao Gu."

"Bang--."

Everyone was startled.

Fu Jingnian covered his ears and turned around to see Luo Wei standing behind him.

"Where is there any small valley?"

Fu Jingnian gave a guilty smile: "Is that so...?"

Shang Xu laughed loudly.

His laughter came from the very back: "Hahahahahahahahaha."

Xu Jianian certainly didn't forget to kick someone when they're down.

He laughed as he mimicked Fu Jingnian's earlier gesture of covering his ears.

It's hilarious.

[Netizen Comment: The Two-Man Team Using Close-Range Combat]

Fu Jingnian was speechless.

"Mu Qing, continue."

Mu Qing calmly replied, "Xiaoman."

The close-up shot shifts to the Shang Dynasty: "Qingming".

“Spin it back one circle, and the Shang sequence begins.”

Shang Xu had guessed that this would happen.

He remained calm and composed: "Minor Heat."

Mu Qing: "The Beginning of Autumn."

The game is very fast-paced; you can get hit if you're not careful.

Fu Jingnian was momentarily stunned when the balloon behind him popped again.

Duan Xiaotang, who was sitting next to him, was startled again and again.

"From now on, if your opponent makes a mistake, you must continue immediately without interruption. Xiaotang, start taking over."

Duan Xiaotang's lips twitched: "Great Cold."

Xu Jianian asked in a panic, "What? What else?"

His mind went blank: "The Khan can muster troops??"

Lowe quickly stabbed the bamboo skewer in his hand.

Xu Jianian knew she was going to get hurt, so she wasn't too scared.

A few seconds later, Shen Youyou, who hadn't kept up with the rhythm, was also hit.

Li Yan ignored the sound of balloons popping beside him and reacted quickly: "Summer Solstice."

Xu Jianian reacted faster than the director, standing up excitedly and saying, "Hey, I told you, no repeating!"

Li Yan helplessly shrugged.

Xia Yu: "Spring Equinox".

Li Yan thought they were going to continue, but Luo Wei blew his whistle to interrupt.

"The first round of visiting the three gardens has ended. Shen and Fu's group has the most negative scores, with each person having two negative scores. Both of them are eliminated, while the other guests continue the game."

Fu Jingnian and Shen Youyou reluctantly removed the chairs.

Shen Youyou asked with some concern, "Brother Fu, will the place we stay in Thailand be bad?"

Fu Jingnian comforted him, "Don't panic. We'll know once we get to Thailand. Let's take it one step at a time."

"Uh-huh."

Director Luo restarted the pace: "The weather is nice today, let's visit the three gardens. Which garden? Let's visit the tea garden. What's in the tea garden? Xia Yu, please continue."

A hint of panic flashed in Xia Yu's eyes. She clapped her hands and said, "Biluochun tea."

Li Yan was quite knowledgeable about tea: "Pre-rain Longjing tea."

Xu Jianian panicked, how did it suddenly become his turn: "Black tea".

Duan Xiaotang mimicked the cat's expression: "Green tea."

Mu Qing: "Tieguanyin."

Shang Xu: "Pu'er tea".

Love only glanced at him.

Shang Xu knew he should continue: "Big Red Robe".

A flicker of panic crossed Mu Qing's eyes. She said with some difficulty, "West Lake Longjing tea."

[Netizen comments: Go Muqing baby!]

Duan Xiaotang doesn't know much about tea.

Fortunately, all her good friends enjoy tea.

Duan Xiaotang: "Liubao tea."

Xu Jianian's question bank is in short supply: "Chang'an black tea!?"

"Bang--."

You've won the lottery.

Li Yan: "Wuyi Rock Tea".

Their seats were arranged in a semi-circle on the lawn.

Fortunately, Xia Yu had sharp eyesight and she could read Shang Xu's lips: "Maojian Jasmine".

The round ended quickly.

Shang Xu finally had a moment to watch Xu Jianian's antics: "You've been watching too much Tang Gui, haven't you??"

Fu Jingnian, who had been watching the battle from a distance, came seeking revenge: "Hahahahahahaha."

Xu Jianian consciously moved the chair away.

Before leaving, he looked apologetically at Mu Qing: "Sorry, Mu Qing, keep going."

Mu Qing was a little disappointed, but her eyes were full of strength: "It's okay, you go and get some rest, I'll keep going!"

When Shen Youyou saw Xu Jianian walking over, she quickly tried to be friendly: "Brother Jianian, why don't you sit next to me?"

Xu Jianian sat down next to Fu Jingnian as if he didn't see anything.

Fu Jingnian was jostled, and he muttered, "What are you doing??"

Xu Jianian crossed his legs, his golden hair fluttering in the wind.

He sounded a bit like a scoundrel: "Nothing happened. Can't I sit next to you? Why are you being so stingy, Brother Fu?"

He imitated Shen Youyou's tone of voice, which disgusted Fu Jingnian.

The game continues here.

"The weather is nice today, let's visit three gardens. Which gardens should we visit? The Fairy Tale Garden, Snow White Garden, and Summer Fish Garden."

Lowe started the conversation so they would know where to begin.

Xia Yu: "Snow White".

Li Yan was dumbfounded; he didn't know much about these things.

However, he did know some of the well-known fairy tale characters.

Li Yan reluctantly replied, "A little dwarf."

Duan Xiaotang said casually, "Sleeping Beauty."

Mu Qing was a little nervous: "Rapunzel."

Shang Xu even made a long nose gesture: "Pinocchio."

Netizen comments:

Pinocchio, your nose grows long when you lie!

Hahaha, this man is so funny!＼(`Δ')／

[What?! This is my man! Shang Xu, charge! Charge ...