The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

Lowe gave the topic: "Mosquito, Li Yan, Hot Spring".

Xia Yu gave Shang Xu a look, signaling him to go first.

Shang Xu reacted quickly: "Li Yan was wearing a big floral coat and riding a tricycle to the hot springs at Bear Ridge. As a result, he was bitten all over by mosquitoes. He hurriedly took out his Sunflower Cooling Ointment to relieve the bites."

The person involved, Li Yan, shrugged, expressing his innocence.

Then I took out the Sunflower Cooling Ointment and applied it to my body.

To fit the scene, he acted as if he was being chilled.

[A netizen added their own caption: "Such a little ointment~ So refreshing~."]

Duan Xiaotang, who was standing to the side, laughed loudly, and then Li Yan handed her the ointment.

She suddenly stopped laughing and went along with the endorsement of the cooling ointment.

Netizen comments:

[This product placement was so seamless! The reality show is really getting better; they're even getting ads! Up up (?ˉ??ˉ??)]

[This is a silly joke; how could Li Datou, wearing a floral-patterned jacket, get bitten by mosquitoes like that? I'll pretend I don't know this time.]

[The guy who posted the comment above, has he never been bitten by mosquitoes? Can a mere cotton coat really stop a swarm of mosquitoes? I'm going hiking in a few days, I'll look up how to buy this cooling ointment.]

[How dare they insert advertisements into a small dating reality show! Waaaaah, my wallet is going to be ruined!]

Lowe continued, "Washing machine, rice cooker, Flower Fruit Mountain."

Xia Yu blurted out, "After I popped out of a crack in the rocks of Flower Fruit Mountain, I rolled around in the washing machine 30,000 times, and finally fell into the rice cooker and became a big, burnt rice crust!!"

Duan Xiaotang covered her face and laughed: "Look at what I'm saying!"

Li Yan crossed his legs: "It's all about the absurdity and illogicality."

"Hairpin, dewdrop, morning grass."

Shang Xu remained calm: "I spent 3,800 hours online, and after logging off, I stepped on a dewdrop on the grass in the early morning, slipped, and my Barbie hair clip flew 39,000 kilometers to Xia Huahua's hands!"

He speaks very quickly, but his pronunciation is very clear, making it easy for people to understand what he is saying.

Xia Yu exclaimed in admiration, "Wow, that's awesome!"

Mu Qing's icy expression softened slightly: "He's already using exaggeration."

Fu Jingnian, unable to reach the grapes, thought they were sour: "Tch."

last minute.

"A brooch, a squirrel, a dense forest."

Xia Yu continued: "I rode a giant squirrel across icebergs and volcanoes, through dense forests, and dived 20,000 miles into the ocean."

As she spoke, her body involuntarily made corresponding movements.

Its lifelike appearance seemed so real that it made people both laugh and cry.

"He performed a Thomas Flair in the air, landing in front of Shang Xu with a thunderous spinning kick, and presented him with a colorful brooch."

At the end, Xia Yu pretended to take a "brooch" out of her pocket and handed it to Shang Xu with both hands.

Shang Xu readily accepted it and then pinned the air to his chest.

He didn't forget to politely say, "Thank you."

Twenty-five seconds left in the countdown.

"Chimneys, factories, billowing smoke."

Shang Xu sped up his speech: "I produced 99.9 million red bricks in the factory in one hour. I rode the thick smoke billowing from the chimney and ascended to heaven on the spot. Ma Daoer and other villains immediately knelt down and respectfully called me the Brick-Making Emperor."

Director Ma: ? ? ?

Lowe squinted and couldn't help but comment, "This time it's even more outrageous than the last."

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang burst into unrestrained laughter: "Hahahaha."

Xu Jianian really wanted to send that message to Director Ma: "Although Director Ma is not physically present, his sense of involvement is extremely strong."

Mu Qing found it both funny and amazing: "How did you manage to spout such a long string of nonsensical and hilarious nonsense in just over twenty seconds??"

Standing right behind them, Su Nan laughed until her stomach hurt, and she could barely hold the doll in her hand: "It has to be you, Shang Xu, you silly goose."

Xia Yu shared her joy with the camera: "A measly five points, I've won."

[Hahaha, it has to be Shang Shadiao! His personality is so funny. I'm really curious how developed his brain is to be able to make up such outrageous, exaggerated, and hilarious things.]

[Just stick with Hua Hua, the two of you standing there, your wonderful personalities will make you successful at anything.]

[Can't Shang Xu just use his face properly for once? Waaaa, it's such a pity that such a handsome face hides such a silly personality. He's stuck with Hua Hua, otherwise no other woman could tame his madness.]

Lowe had to admire: "The Shangxia group has accumulated five points. You guys are crazy. You are truly the living signboard of Director Ma's love for variety shows."

Li Yan whispered in Luo's ear, "Director Luo, if you spend too much time with them, you'll become a bit crazy too, especially in terms of your mental state."

Duan Xiaotang pulled him back: "The microphone is hanging on your collar, what are you whispering about?"

As soon as Li Yan turned his head, he was met with the intense gazes of Xia Yu and Shang Xu.

He chuckled twice and sat back down in his chair as if nothing had happened.

Mu Qing, who was next on stage, was under immense pressure.

She glanced at Xu Jianian.

Xu Jianian gave her a reassuring look: "Don't worry, even if things get worse, Brother Li Yan and Sister Xiao Tang will cover for you."

Rock Sugar Pear: Dead, do not disturb.

"A cloak, a pack of wolves, the moonlight over the wilderness."

Mu Qing's mind went blank, and Xu Jianian gently patted her shoulder.

"The howl of wolves tears through the moonlight in the wilderness. I, Xu Jianian, the great hero, wearing a cloak, riding my beloved dog Xiao Fu, and wielding a rose-sharp sword, fight against the wolf pack."

Fu Jingnian, who had been stepped on, pointed at Xu Jianian and said, "Are you out of your mind? Why are you dragging me into this?!"

Before Xu Jianian could even respond, Mu Qing spoke first, "Jianian didn't name you, so why are you accusing me?"

Shang Xu, watching the spectacle, said, "Mu Qing's words make sense."

Xia Yu glanced at it and said, "I agree. Fu Gou, why did you admit it yourself?"

Fu Jingnian was speechless and dared not argue.

After all, since the dating reality show started, only his nicknames have been particularly popular.

Nicknames like "Strong Bro" and "Fu Dog" have become popular topics of discussion among netizens. He's not stupid; he'd rather have free publicity than pass up free attention.

aside.

Sister Lele, while munching on melon seeds and shipping a couple, said: "I knew it! Mu Qing has a one-sided crush on Xu Jianian, and she's protecting him now. But I feel that Xu Jianian will change his mind in the future, and the probability of Mu Qing getting what she wants is not small."

Jiang Shuyi clutched her chest in anguish: "Sister Lele, why did you say that?"

"Because Mu Qing is a very good person. She is simple-minded, doesn't compete or fight, and is neither arrogant nor humble when facing what she wants."

Since Sister Lele didn't get to the point, Jiang Shuyi didn't press further.

"Rings, seashells, golden sand, the theme is Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan."

Director Luo then increased the difficulty, and Xu Jianian wanted to take on all of it.

But Mu Qing covered the microphone and whispered something to him, and he fell silent.

"On the beautiful golden beach, Li Yan picked up a colorful seashell and gave it to Duan Xiaotang. When they opened the seashell, they found a dazzling diamond ring inside."

Mu Qing's answer was very poetic, and after she finished, she reflected on whether what she said was too boring.

Just then, applause rang out; Xu Jianian was there to support her.

Duan Xiaotang encouraged, "That sounds great, it's very dreamy."

[Netizen: This is officially confirmed by the person in question.]