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Xia Yu asked, "What's the next game?"

Shang Xu rubbed his temples and guessed, "Half of these funds have been used up for airfare. I guess the next round of the game will determine the mode of transportation."

The two of them were whispering here.

The next second, Lowe announced that they would use a three-word sentence-making game to decide how the four groups would travel.

Xia Yu exclaimed excitedly, "It really is a sentence made with three words!"

Netizens were so excited their hearts were trembling.

[Ahhh, this really is a three-word sentence! I knew Director Luo spoiled his fans the most, hahaha. He put a down jacket on an ant with a tight voice. Shang Sha Diao, you are truly something else. I laugh every time I think about it.]

[Although I've forgotten a bit, there's something about "Shamate," I think it was a term coined by Xu Dawan. But Fu Gou also created some memorable scenes, like Xu Jianian laughing and running naked to a temple. Shen Youyou also seems to have some memorable scenes, like buying a Buddha statue.]

[Wasn't buying the Buddha statue a mistake that Xu Jianian misled her into thinking she was right? Who organized that group that rode the old lady for 80,000 miles? That's hilarious! And Xia Huahua ordered eighteen male models?? No way!! I need to pull out my other phone to watch the live stream replay and relive those memorable moments.]

Director Luo took the microphone and stood in the center: "Last time it was based on individual points, this time it's based on group points. The two of you have three minutes to form words to complete the challenge."

[Three-word sentence construction: The director gives three nonsensical words and asks the guests to create a sentence within one minute. The sentence must be fluent and logical. Success earns points, failure results in a penalty.]

Xia Yu replied with practiced ease, "Come on, come on."

The contestant Shang Xu, who has created many memorable moments, is also in place.

Duan Xiaotang couldn't help but recall: "I just remember catching cicadas, they were absolutely amazing."

However, she doesn't remember very clearly.

Li Yan recalled: "I caught cicadas with my left hand and butterflies with my right hand. Absolutely brilliant."

Netizens exclaimed: Wow, not a single word is different!!!

Rock sugar pear soup with a large portion.

Even Duan Xiaotang was amazed by Li Yan's memory.

Although they are all actors with many years of experience, their delivery of lines is excellent.

But who would bother to remember that?

Li Yan suddenly realized that everyone was looking at him strangely: "What... happened?"

Everyone shifted their attention: "It's nothing."

At this moment, the Punisher, holding a doll, appears in the frame.

The cameraman deliberately left the scene in suspense.

The camera slowly pans up from the feet, making everyone curious about who this person is.

[Oh my god, could it be that Director Ma is back??]

[No, no, Director Ma would never wear canvas shoes properly. He usually wears slippers.]

[The previous comment was correct; this guy is wearing jeans and a white shirt, he's young!]

The camera zoomed in on Jiang Shuyi, who was holding a large white goose doll.

He noticed that he was being watched by the entire internet and felt a little overwhelmed.

He must be the person on the entire internet who misses Director Ma the most.

After all, most people can't bring themselves to mess with these big shots.

UZ Club.

With a Yellow Crane Tower cigarette dangling from his mouth, Chen Shao sneered, "Brother Luo, why are you all quiet now? Aren't you on guard anymore?"

With dark circles under his eyes, Luo He spoke in a nonchalant tone, as if indifferent to life and death: "He's dead. Don't disturb him."

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Director Luo blew the whistle and acted swiftly: "Rock Sugar Pear's first match, three minutes countdown."

"Dinosaurs, counterattack, instant noodles."

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang looked at each other, their eyes both yielding to one another.

Li Yan first said: "A dinosaur ate a piece of instant noodles and evolved into a Tyrannosaurus Rex. The first thing it said was 'Dinosaur carries a wolf,' which brainwashed the entire internet and made it a viral sensation."

Duan Xiaotang, standing to the side, was both amused and exasperated: "You're the best."

The comments section was filled with phrases like "Dinosaur carrying wolf carrying wolf carrying".

The memories of her past attack Xia Yu made her give a thumbs up: "It's all thanks to you, Brother Li Yan!"

Shang Xu even imitated a line, his pleasant voice becoming mesmerizing: "Dinosaur carrying wolf carrying wolf carrying."

Director Luo: "Cat walk, problem, meow meow."

Three very similar words again.

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang knew exactly what to do just by exchanging a glance.

They divided the work and worked together, with each person answering one sentence, so the rhythm wouldn't be disrupted.

Now it's Duan Xiaotang's turn.

Duan Xiaotang blinked, a hint of panic flashing in her eyes: "I walked the catwalk all the way to the film set, meowing at everyone I saw, and everyone thought I was crazy!"

Li Yan laughed, clutching her stomach: "How could anyone think there's something wrong with me? They'd just think I'm adorable."

Netizen: Exactly!

Jiang Shuyi stood behind them, not even having a chance to make a move; he almost laughed himself to death.

Netizens commented on him: "Little 'juice'~, you're still too green. Rock sugar pear soup is just an appetizer. When it's Shang Xia's turn to practice diligently, you'll definitely be laughing your head off."

There is a little over a minute left.

Li Yan stared at Luo Wei's mouth, watching to see what he would say.

"I'm so madly in love, Shang Xu, I can't do it."

Quotient order: ? ? ?

Xia Yu put her arm around his shoulder and laughed, "Hahaha."

Li Yan was still stunned for a while: "Shang Xu is madly in love with Xia Yu, I will not do that."

Love caught him: "Beat him up, there's too little content, it's all just a formula."

Jiang Shuyi received the order, but her movements were still a bit stiff.

The white goose plush toy gently touched Li Yan's head.

Netizens commented: "Even flirting isn't this subtle."

Duan Xiaotang couldn't stand it anymore: "It's okay, what are you afraid of? He doesn't eat people."

Li Yan himself couldn't stand it anymore. He stood up, took the big white goose and handed it to Duan Xiaotang: "Let your sister Tang set an example for you."

Duan Xiaotang, holding the large white goose, was dumbfounded: "What?"

He pointed to his head: "Go ahead and hit me, accept the punishment."

This close-up shot of Li Yan's head made netizens understand why he's called "Big Head Li".

Duan Xiaotang smiled helplessly: "This is the first time I've seen such a request."

She raised the large white goose and hit it down; the movement clearly showed she used force.

Compared to Jiang Shuyi's actions just now, this really shows no mercy.

Li Yan sat down: "That's more like it."

Jiang Shuyi was both amused and exasperated: "I should be the one saying, 'Your Majesty, I can't do it,' right?"

Director Luo let him off the hook: "Bring up Xiao Su."

Su Nan, engrossed in watching the spectacle, was suddenly interrupted: "What? Don't interrupt me."

Jiang Shuyi immediately ran back and handed the large white goose in her hand to Su Nan.

Su Nan sighed helplessly, "Alright, alright, I'll do it."

Three minutes have passed.

Director Luo: "Rock sugar pear soup, two points."

Duan Xiaotang asked in disbelief, "Only two points?"

Li Yan made a last-ditch effort: "Is there a tiebreaker round?"

This isn't a good thing for them; two points should be too easy to overtake, right?

Luo Wei glanced at the three groups and saw that Shang Xu and Xia Yu were laughing the most, talking about something: "Next group, Shang Xu and Xia Yu, let's go."

Xia Yu's smile froze: "So fast?"

Shang Xu composed himself: "That's fine too."

Lowe gossiped: "What are you chatting about, you seem so happy?"

His question piqued the curiosity of the others.

Su Nan added fuel to the fire: "Yeah, yeah, share it."

Shang Xu feigned a troubled expression: "Do you really want to hear this?"

Everyone nodded firmly.

Xia Yu found it amusing to think about their reaction later: "They're talking about how we bought lottery tickets at Wangjing Port the night before last, and one of us won 6000 million."

Everyone's expression was blank: No, not at all.

Netizens with thick skin: Everyone who listens gets a share!