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"Sister, how could you not watch where you're going? Brother Jianian, please don't be angry. I apologize on your behalf."

Shen Youyou could barely suppress the smug smile on her lips; she was trying to steal the spotlight again.

"What's it to you?"

Xu Jianian glanced at him unhappily.

Shang Xu spoke up for Xia Yu: "Xia Yu didn't sleep well last night, she didn't do it on purpose."

Netizens have sensed something fishy going on.

[Wait, how did this guy know Xia Huahua didn't sleep well last night? Waqu, what's their story? Tsk tsk tsk]

[What nonsense were you spouting earlier? Anyone could tell from Xia Yu's incredibly sleepy eyes that she didn't sleep well last night. Oh, I forgot, you might not be human, sorry little puppy.]

[Who wouldn't be sleepy this early in the morning? Don't be noisy, don't be noisy. I was even dozing off while watching the live stream, but Xu Dawan's shout woke me up.]

Xu Jianian, who was initially angry, instantly softened her tone: "Huahua, did I scare you just now?"

Duan Xiaotang said to Li Yan, "I knew he would do this."

Xia Yu responded, "I'm fine, it's good that you're alright."

Director Ma pulled out his megaphone: "Don't let down the millions of viewers in the live stream! After we finish recording today's content, I'll give you all your earnings and take you on a vacation to an island."

Director Ma gave Mu Qing a look.

"Sounds good, I'll draw lots first."

Mu Qing obediently went up to draw lots.

Xia Yu followed closely behind, and as soon as she made a move, Xu Jianian and Shang Xu naturally followed suit.

After the eight people drew lots, they showed the results to the camera.

Xia Yu found it amusing: "Me? A food delivery worker?"

Duan Xiaotang opened it and smiled faintly: "A ride-hailing driver? Luckily I have a driver's license!"

Li Yan thought it was good: "This is great, you don't have to go out in the wind and sun, and it's comfortable to sit in."

"look at yours."

The note Li Yan wrote on it had the word "sales" on it.

Fu Jingnian raised an eyebrow: "Brother Li Yan, you and I are colleagues."

Li Yan's fans: Damn it, she's going to get leeched off.

Mu Qing slowly opened it and saw the words "embroidery." She exclaimed in surprise, "Oh my god, intangible cultural heritage! I'm so lucky!"

Xia Yu looked on with envy: "No, isn't this polarization a bit too extreme?"

Shen Youyou opened hers, her eyes lighting up as she eagerly showed off: "Mine is a white-collar worker, and I'm so happy to be able to experience roles other than acting!"

Shang Xu had already seen his copy, but he hesitated to share it with everyone until all eyes were on him. Only then did he reluctantly open it: "Although it says 'construction site' on it, it was written by Director Ma. I'm guessing he wants me to go lay bricks!"

Director Ma smiled apologetically: "Young people should get more practice and get rid of blind guessing."

Xu Jianian left everyone in suspense, deliberately opening his message last: "Hahaha, just think about how dashing and lucky I am, Xu Jianian, it must be a very good career for me."

Xia Yu, seeing his nervous demeanor, said, "Hurry up and open it."

Xu Jianian winked at Xia Yu and said confidently, "Don't worry, Hua Hua, I'll definitely have an incredibly good profession later. I'll trade with you!"

Shang Xu snatched it from him: "Stop dawdling."

Xu Jianian stared in disbelief: "Hey, how could you do this!"

Shang Xu saw two words: "moving bricks".

He laughed out loud: "Haha, even more straightforward than mine!"

Fu Jingnian mocked, "Indeed, it's incredibly good. Jianian, look how thin and weak you are, you really should go and exercise."

Shang Xu turned his head: "Then this good fortune is for you, do you want it?"

Fu Jingnian remained silent.

"What the hell?" Xu Jianian looked at it and saw that it really was the words "bricklaying".

"What's going on, Director Ma!?" He angrily searched for Director Ma on set.

Xia Yu shrugged helplessly: "He ran away a long time ago!"

Shang Xu suggested, "Then let's run away too."

"Why are you running?" Lowe's voice came from the production crew.

Li Yan asked in surprise, "Director Luo, what are you doing here?"

Duan Xiaotang laughed: "We should probably drag you back to film a movie."

Lowe walked over and said without hesitation, "Ahem, Shang Lai forgot to turn off the gas at his house, so he asked me to supervise the production for a day."

Lo Wei is much more influential than the unreliable Director Ma, so they will naturally cooperate with the recording.

Xia Yu put on her yellow delivery uniform and received a cute pink electric scooter: "Riding my beloved little motorcycle~".

The order was quickly assigned to her account.

Xia Yu was dumbfounded: "Frog Fun, this person ordered sixteen hamburgers?"

While waiting at a traffic light on the way to deliver the goods, Xia Yu was so hungry that she realized she hadn't eaten breakfast and was worried about being late, so she shamelessly sent a message to the customer.

[Xia Yu: Miss, why did you order so many hamburgers? Are you eating them all by yourself? I'm a college student, can I have one?]

[Miss: Okay, bring it over quickly, I'm starving]

After receiving permission, Xia Yu ate as she drove over.

She delivered it on time when she reached the ninth floor.

The customer opened the door and was greeted by a scruffy, 200-pound fat man.

Xia Yu thought to herself, "No wonder he ate sixteen hamburgers."

The man was playing a game and didn't even look at Xia Yu, freeing one hand to take out the takeout.

Just as Xia Yu was about to leave, the fat man suddenly spoke to his game partner: "Brother~, I usually eat very little, only half a hamburger."

The loli-like voice that came out startled her, and she turned around to look at the fat man in shock.

The fat man glared at her, his thick lips uttering an uncharacteristic, strained sound: "Ugh, what are you looking at?"

Xia Yu: ? ? ?

The boy on the other end of the game asked in confusion, "What's wrong, baby?"

The fat man stomped his foot, making the whole floor shake. He whined, "Oh dear, this delivery guy keeps staring at me! Honey, I'm so scared!"

Xia Yu: Σ(?д?|||)??

Shouldn't I be the one who's afraid?

The boy opposite warned, "Hey kid, you know this beauty's taken? Watch out!"

Xia Yu shook her head and ignored her. When she entered the elevator, she held up her live-streaming phone and pointed it at herself, looking exasperated. "Family, it seems that online dating requires caution. You never know if your online date might be a burly man picking his toes in front of the screen."

[Hahahaha, I wonder how big Xia Yu's psychological trauma is!]

Wow, what a funny couple! I'm breaking up with my online boyfriend right now.

[Yu Yu was so shocked she was speechless, hahaha! Yu Yu, don't be afraid, Mommy will protect you.]

……

Another live broadcast room.

A truck loaded with bricks passed by, kicking up a cloud of dust.

Fans who had just entered the live stream were completely confused.

[Which livestream room is this? It's emitting smoke like a celestial palace.]

Although Director Ma is unethical, he's quite good at arranging things; I like the duo working together.

[This is probably Director Luo's doing; didn't he say he was practicing the dual swordsmanship technique?]

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Xu Jianian choked, sand got into his eyes, and tears streamed down his face.

He wondered why Shang Xu was alright, and turned around to look.

Shang Xu was wearing a mask and goggles, and his hands, which were carrying bricks, were covered with white gloves. He was completely covered up.

"Hey buddy, are you here to do an experiment?"