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Why aren't my Li Datou here, and Mu Qing too?

[Li Yan and Director Luo Wei are having dinner together. Didn't you see Director Ma's Weibo post?]

Qingqing went to Heluo's theater to record the OST, and will be back on time tomorrow.

After the meal, the group went to Shang Xu's house.

According to his previous description, his residence was a very old courtyard.

In addition, he was all alone, dropped out of school early, and wandered around.

Netizens imagined that his home was bare and extremely poor.

The scenery outside the bus window gradually lost its vibrancy as the once bustling Tianjing Huating area came to life.

The high-rise buildings descend in a stepped fashion, and the green belts on both sides have gone from being full of flowers to just green.

Fu Jingnian couldn't help but feel smug at the thought of going to Shangxu's slums later.

He couldn't help but burst out laughing, drawing everyone's attention.

Xia Yu cricket said, "What is he laughing at? He looks like an idiot."

"He's probably laughing, thinking that he got to furnish the huge apartment that I rented at great expense," Xu Jianian said sarcastically.

Fu Jingnian couldn't be bothered with them.

Shen Youyou tugged at his sleeve, covered the microphone, and asked softly, "Brother Fu, is Tianjing Huating really a rental?"

Fu Jingnian retorted excitedly, "How could that be!"

He said sadly, "Those two are ignorant and jealous of me. They've always targeted me. I don't bother with such narrow-minded people, but Youyou, how can you not believe me?"

No, I believe you.

Shen Youyou sat back down, already suspicious.

...

They arrived at Shang Xu's house, exactly as he had described.

The house was empty, with nothing but basic furniture.

The courtyard has two floors, and you can tell from the inside out that it is very old.

[Come on, this is a courtyard house in Beijing. I don't need to say how valuable it is. That level 80 Glory account in the live stream is him.]

[You're overthinking it. This place is so remote, it's not worth much money.]

[Xiao Xu's family is so poor? You can make a living with your looks after appearing on a dating reality show. Auntie has four houses in Beijing, I can totally support you. Look at Auntie.]

"Well... even a thief would leave you two hundred yuan, right?"

Xu Jianian was somewhat surprised when he stepped into the house. He had thought that Shang Xu had been pretending to be poor, but he didn't expect that he was really poor.

Xia Yu didn't believe it: "No, you really live here."

"Yes." Shang Xu smiled and went to the refrigerator to get them drinks.

The traces of life in his family were much more authentic than those in Fu Jingnian's family.

The refrigerator was full of food, the trash can was full of garbage, and clothes washed last night were hanging out to dry in the yard.

And the plants in the flowerpots, you can tell at a glance that someone has carefully watered them, which is why they are growing so lushly.

"I really like this kind of courtyard. I think when I get to a certain age, I will definitely buy a courtyard like this and live a good life." Duan Xiaotang took a bunch of pictures of the green plants in the courtyard with her phone.

Shen Youyou was clearly not interested in this place. She followed behind Duan Xiaotang the whole time, trying to find topics to talk about with her from time to time.

Fu Jingnian said with a hint of smugness, "Shang Xu, do you want me to introduce you to a job after the dating reality show ends?"

Xu Jianian found it funny: "You're really hilarious. She's so popular right now, she'll find somewhere else to go after the dating show ends. What are you trying to prove by coming here?"

"Their current popularity is only temporary."

Xia Yu had a ridiculous expression on her face: "That's right, unlike you, you have no popularity at all."

Shang Xu said calmly, "Thank you, Brother Fu, but I don't need your small token of appreciation. I think you should think about how to pay off your loan."

Fu Jingnian was immediately stung. He pointed at Shang Xu and said, "What loan? I still need to repay a loan. Do you believe I'll sue you for defamation?"

As Fu Jingnian spoke, he began to carefully examine Shang Xu's house, his eyes like a magnifying glass, finding fault with everything about it.

"People still have to work hard. Shang Xu, you may have a decent face, but with your circumstances, you'll never be able to get a wife."

He had barely finished speaking when the door slammed shut with a loud bang.

Fu Jingnian was kicked out.

Shang Xu acted swiftly, leaving viewers in the live stream stunned.

[Something was thrown out, all fresh and clean.]

Well done! My eyes are so much clearer now.

【hahahahahahahahaha】

"Shang Xu, how dare you treat me like this?"

Fu Jingnian was furious and took off his leather shoes, smashing them against the doorway.

The shoe slammed down hard and bounced back due to inertia, knocking him to the ground.

Shen Youyou spoke up for Fu Jingnian: "Shang Xu, you've gone too far. He's a guest, and he was just trying to give you some friendly advice. There's no need to treat him like this..."

Shen Youyou had only spoken halfway when she met Shang Xu's cold gaze, and she couldn't help but shiver.

The female supporting character system was so frightened that it warned her not to provoke the man in front of her.

Shang Xu sneered and gave him the order to leave: "Are you leaving on your own, or should I help you?"

"Hmph, I don't want to stay here either!"

Shen Youyou finally spoke her mind.

"Brother Jianian, I'm leaving."

Before leaving, Shen Youyou pretended to be reluctant to part with him, and didn't forget to take advantage of Xu Jianian.

Xu Jianian reacted quickly. He grabbed three water-based pens from the table, bowed to Shen Youyou, and said, "Have a safe journey."

Shen Youyou: "..."

After those two left, the four of them could make a perfect table for mahjong.

...

The next day, the eight guests arrived at the recording site at 5 o'clock sharp.

Xia Yu yawned, so sleepy that she walked with her eyes closed: "Waqu, Director Ma, are you treating us like cattle and horses, waking us up so early in the morning?"

Xu Jianian was in good condition; he was wearing a neck brace and was fast asleep on the ground.

Director Ma, full of energy, said, "As expected, you're all young people, so weak. You need more training, otherwise you'll be out of breath just climbing a few stairs. Look at the time."

Shang Xu glanced at the time: "5:20."

Director Ma rambled on: "Yes, 5:20. I specially chose this time. It's my way of showing my love for you all. You don't understand me."

Li Yan was speechless and urged him, "Speak quickly if you have something to say."

Duan Xiaotang crossed her arms: "Yeah, what are we recording today? Why did they wake us up so early? Did the rooster crow?"

Mu Qing took off her coat and covered Xu Jianian with it, afraid that he would catch a cold.

Director Ma: "The theme of today's recording is 'A Crazy Day.' The guests will randomly draw a keyword to spend their day."

Xia Yu: "Stop recording!"

Shang Xu: "I won't do it!"

Li Yan: "I'm leaving."

The group tried to turn around and get back to the car, but found that the car was already gone.

Xia Yu walked with tired eyes when she suddenly stepped on something that made a thud.

"Damn it, who stepped on me?!"

Xu Jianian cried out in pain and got up, cursing.

Fans were worried for Xu Jianian, as the studio's posts showed that she has a terrible temper when she wakes up.

Yu Si was worried about Xia Yu, after all, Xu Jianian had been to the police station for questioning before.

"Excuse me."

Startled by that shout, Xia Yu was instantly wide awake.