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After receiving the funding, the production team allowed them to act freely, but they needed to complete a shopping list.

Is this really a dating show?

Xia Yu's question voiced the sentiments of many netizens.

Director Ma chuckled, "Of course it's the real deal."

[Director Ma is still as cunning as ever. It's just a reality show disguised as a variety show, where the guests have to do this and that, and it's still a budget trip.]

I like watching content like this, with exciting storylines, not just saccharine romance.

[Director Ma, can you go for something even more extreme? This is just a small-scale operation. We'll send them to a desert island to suffer together someday. We won't watch for nothing, so please turn on the live stream tipping function!]

[Upp! To the clever guy in front, I suggest sending them to a haunted house to test their courage. It would be a good test of the guests' bravery and also reveal who they would want to protect in a crisis.]

……

【Dating Shopping List】

1. Buy each other a piece of clothing.

2. Give each other a small gift.

3. Cook a dish for each other.

Shang Xu directly showed the list to netizens.

[These people with 208 million yuan usually spend money lavishly. I wonder if a few hundred yuan is enough for them? I'm curious online.]

[Director Ma is really stingy, making me do these three things for a few hundred yuan is probably not going to be enough. But Lanxi Ancient Town is just a town, the cost of living should not be high.]

Shh, the guests have already started moving, so grab your little stools and watch the live stream quietly!

It also costs them money to travel from the village to the town. The most proud one is Li Yan, who arrived on a red motorcycle at the beginning, and now he can be used to his advantage.

Li Yan took out the helmet: "Tangtang, you don't mind riding this motorcycle, do you?"

[Li Datou has stopped pretending and is now calling her Tangtang directly. We suggest calling her "wife" in private. Go, Rock Sugar Pear!]

[I'm impressed with Li Yan. Tangtang definitely won't mind. Is it necessary to ask our Tangtang again? Otherwise, the haters will say that our Tangtang is being pretentious.]

[That guy in the black coat over there, looks like he's been caught on camera or stir-fried with green beans. Director Ma, kick this slovenly person out! He's ruining your childhood friend's marriage!]

The moment that comment appeared, the administrator took action.

"The question of whether or not to eat stir-fried green beans has been removed from the live stream. Please watch the live stream politely and speak respectfully."

After this red text popped up, netizens' breasts were finally cleared up. As expected, judging from the ID, it was Shen Youyou's fans causing trouble again.

After putting on her helmet, Duan Xiaotang nimbly hopped onto the motorcycle, inserted the key, and started it with practiced ease.

Li Yan sat happily in the back, and in a flash, the motorcycle disappeared from sight, too fast for the camera to follow; they had to switch to a drone's perspective. The cameraman, holding his equipment, stood bewildered in the wind: "Nobody told me they just left like that, all fresh and beautiful!"

Viewers in the live stream were also completely baffled:

[Frog Fun! Actress Duan can actually ride a motorcycle! Amazing!]

[Li Datou instantly transforms into a charming wife; Duan Yinghou is incredibly cool and sexy; her legs are like the spring waters of the Seine; her waist is like a deadly waist knife.]

[Anything else the haters have to say? Laughable. If you have an IQ of 250, don't embarrass yourself. I'm too embarrassed to even mention it.]

Xu Jianian pulled the broken bicycle out of the junkyard, cursing as he carried it out: "No way, Ma Shanglai, how could you treat my beloved bicycle like this? Just throwing it into the junkyard like that, it's so unfair!"

Mu Qing said gently, "It's okay, at least the bicycle is still here."

"Sister Muqing, I'm sorry to trouble you to ride this bicycle." Xu Jianian felt a little embarrassed.

"What's the big deal?" Mu Qing waved her hand dismissively, a smile brighter than the sun appearing on her usually cold face.

The four people in the observation room started watching the drama unfold.

Sister Lele took a sip of Longjing tea: "Preliminary analysis suggests that 'diligent practice' is a one-sided relationship, but Xu Jianian is truly a straight man in every sense of the word."

Jiang Shuyi immediately understood who the target was. He only felt sorry for his goddess and blamed Xu Jianian for being so stubborn and lacking in romance.

Su Nan and Luo Wei were eating sunflower seeds when he spoke up: "Someone with Xu Jianian's personality is still relatively easy to deal with when paired with Mu Qing. If he were paired with Shen Youyou, he would probably have already ridden away on his bicycle."

Lovi shook his head: "If you put Xu Jianian and Xia Yu in the same group, it will definitely be a different kind of chemistry. But I'm more looking forward to Xu Jianian and Shang Xu being in the same group. Shang Lai, don't be so strict about gender. Let's have a mixed bag."

Holy crap, Director Luo is actually practicing the dual swordsmanship technique!

[Director Luo and Director Ma are just like two peas in a pod; he just loves watching the fun. Otherwise, he wouldn't go to film festivals and would just sit there watching the live stream of this dating show and eating sunflower seeds.]

[Yeah, let's have a mixed stew. Xia Yu and Shen Youyou in one group, Xu Jianian and Fu Gou in another, or Fu Gou and Shang Xu in a third. That's not enough to go around. I feel like any of the three musketeers—Shen Youyou, Fu Gou, and the Gluttonous Cat—can be mixed together. The level of excitement will only increase. Then, Bing Tang Xue Li just needs to be sweet and romantic, and Mu Qing can be in charge of writing songs and watching the drama.]

Shen Youyou saw Xu Jianian and the others cleaning the broken bicycle in the yard, and she felt disgusted from the inside out.

"Brother Fu, what's your mode of transportation again?" Shen Youyou asked in a sweet, cloying voice as she walked over.

When Shen Youyou saw Fu Jingnian staring blankly at the children's stroller that was playing nursery rhymes, she was speechless.

"Dad, Dad, where are we going? With you here, I'm not afraid of anything!"

Fu Jingnian: ...

Shen Youyou: ...

Xu Jianian drove Mu Qing past them in a flash, leaving only a gust of wind behind.

Looking at the enormous thing in front of him, Shang Xu rested his chin on his hand and said, "How about we go for a run?"

"Wouldn't it be better to drive this excavator?" Xia Yu quickly climbed into the driver's seat.

"Okay, I'll drive the excavator, and you run behind." Xia Yu snapped her fingers, started the machine, and began operating it by placing her hands on the handle.

Shang Xu closed his eyes, shrugged, and said confidently, "I'll give you a minute."

No sooner had he finished speaking than with a loud crash, his body left the ground. When he opened his eyes, he found himself in the embrace of the excavator hook. Before he could even curse, Xia Yu drove forward at top speed, only to see afterimages of the surrounding scenery.

"How about that? Am I loyal enough?" Xia Yu raised his eyebrows and drove the excavator steadily toward the town.

Quotation: (?-_?)??

"Wow, that's cool." Xu Jianian, riding his bicycle, watched Xia Yu drive the excavator like a tank and gave him a thumbs up in deep admiration.

“Jianian, look, there’s someone over there.” Mu Qing pointed to the hook.

Xu Jianian looked over in confusion, and when she saw Shang Xu lying in the hook, she burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha, isn't this Shang Shadiao? Such a big deal, sitting in a VIP seat!"

Xu Jianian laughed until his stomach hurt and he was too weak to ride his bicycle. While he was sitting on the side recovering, Xia Yu somehow managed to drive around and come straight back to Xu Jianian.

"Jianian, be careful!" Mu Qing ran over anxiously.

Netizens were on tenterhooks.

[Tonic medicine, oh tonic medicine! What was Xia Yu thinking when she prescribed this? Something bad is going to happen!]

[How can Mu Qing be so kind? She risked her life to protect Xu Jianian. That shows how much she loves her. Keep practicing!]

What's all the fuss about? My sister Yu will handle everything, you can rest assured.

Xia Yu swung the hook and scooped Xu Jianian and Mu Qing onto it.