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Xia Yu and Shang Xu went to select scripts first. They also had the advantage of being the last group to perform, which gave them more time to rehearse the scripts.

Fu Jingnian, looking annoyed, took the leftover script and went back to start memorizing lines with Shen Youyou.

The other groups were also immersed in the script. Three minutes flew by, and as soon as Director Ma blew his whistle, Fu Jingnian and Shen Youyou were immediately pushed onto the big stage, and the main camera of the live broadcast room focused hard on the two of them.

“3，2，1，action!”

Fu Jingnian paced back and forth with his hands in his pockets. At that moment, Shen Youyou ran out, pretending to be carrying something in her arms. She anxiously kept saying to Fu Jingnian, "Sir, please buy one! Sir, please buy one! Buy one to play with! It's only three cents each, very cheap! Sir, please buy one..."

The character played by Shen Youyou kept pestering Fu Jingnian, repeating her lines over and over again.

With ten seconds left in the countdown, Fu Jingnian finally delivered his only line: "I'm not buying, get out of here!" He pushed Shen Youyou away impatiently.

[Barbie Q, this script choice is terrible, there's nothing interesting about it at all.]

[Weren't they last in the rowing game and had no other choice? But this is perfect for Fu Gou. He can't remember a lot of lines anyway, so this one line is just right for him.]

Shen Youyou's acting skills are truly indescribable. How did she win the award last year? However, she was quite outstanding in playing villainous supporting roles in previous years. Wouldn't it be better to continue shining in her comfort zone? Instead, she insists on playing leading roles that are not suitable for her, and she can't even carry the drama.

Although they didn't have any retakes, the script they were left with was indeed quite mediocre, coupled with their poor acting skills.

Looking at the live broadcast room in the observation room, Lowe's expression was indescribable. He finally gave it a score of 30, and the other three guests followed suit.

"Congratulations to Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian for receiving 120 yuan in funding, bringing their total dating funding to 320 yuan."

The next group, Xu Jianian and Mu Qing, are both singers with no acting experience, which makes everyone very curious about what kind of performance they can deliver.

The speakers started playing the tense background music from the original clip.

Xu Jianian quickly got into character, pretending to hold a needle in her hand and stab Mu Qing in the back without any props.

Mu Qing screamed as she recited her lines: "Ah, Granny Rong, I even pleaded for you in the Imperial Garden, are you sure you want to be so cruel to me today?"

Xu Jianian's expression was ferocious, and her voice was shrill: "If you hadn't mentioned the Imperial Garden, I would have gone easy on you. But since you did, fine, I'll give you a few more needles!"

As he spoke, he brandished a non-existent needle and began stabbing it into Mu Qing's body. As he stabbed her, he couldn't help but burst into laughter under the gaze of millions of people. He panicked and his brain raced, emitting a laugh like the "hehehe" of a villain in a TV drama.

[Xu Mama, Mu Ziwei, hahaha, I didn't expect Mu Qing's acting skills to be so good.]

[Didn't Mu Qing get invited to make a cameo appearance for a few minutes when she sang an insert song in Director Li's drama? It was the drama where Xia Yu played Shen Qianyan.]

[He laughed while trying to catch the big shot, but his quick thinking was pretty good.]

Seeing that Mu Qing's fans were starting to control the comments, Luo He, not to be outdone, edited his text and began arrogantly posting SVIP bullet comments:

[Luo He: Brother Jianian, you are the brightest star in our hearts. Your hard work and talent make us admire you. Every performance on stage makes us excited.]

[Luo He: No matter what happens, we will always be there for you, cheering you on, because you deserve all the good things in life.]

[Luo He: You are the light of our dreams, the driving force for our progress. On the road to pursuing our dreams, you are our role model.]

Jiang Shuyi saw the support messages posted by his good brother in the comments section and couldn't help but feel embarrassed, but he had to admit that Luo He was just like Xu Jianian.

In the end, one person in the observation room gave 50 points, and the total cost for the two was 400 yuan.

The third group was Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan. The performances brought by the Best Actor and Best Actress were always highly anticipated, and Luo Wei was already resting his chin on his hand, ready to watch their performance.

Li Yan first attempted a few shots without any props, then Duan Xiaotang appeared with an arrogant look and stepped on his white shoes.

Li Yan was shocked and angry: "Hey, don't you have eyes?"

Duan Xiaotang, who passed by, said disdainfully, "Your shoes are outdated. Go throw them in the trash!"

His words were full of sarcasm, and even a glance from the corner of his eye revealed his utter contempt.

Not to be outdone, Li Yan retorted, "I'll give you three seconds to apologize to my shoes."

Duan Xiaotang snorted and walked back with an arrogant air, stepping on Li Yan's shoes again and grinding them several times: "This is how my shoes apologize to your shoes."

This is the famous scene where Murong Yunhai steps into the official's shoes. I didn't expect Bing Tang Xue Li to choose this script. Now I'm starting to wonder what good things Shang Xu and Xia Yu, who chose the script first, picked up.

These two actors are really good; they made me forget it was an imitation. Their tone and expressions were spot on.

[Director Lowe gave it a score, only 60 points! Great directors always have high standards. But these two are so happy, they're just looking for fun.]

"Congratulations to Rock Sugar Pear for scoring 240 points, with a total budget of 440 yuan."

Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan smiled brightly: "Thank you everyone."

The two of them didn't really care about the score; they were just looking for fun in the game.

When the last group went on stage, Shang Xu couldn't help but smile as he thought about what he would be performing.

Xia Yu saw that he was about to burst out laughing, so she patted his arm. He received the signal and immediately sat up straight.

"Action!"

Director Ma didn't call out the numbers; he caught them completely off guard.

Shang Xumiao got into character, gave the air a charming smile, and took Xia Yu's arm. There must have been a character in the original script who said, "This is the boyfriend I told you about before."

Xia Yu pushed him away with a look of disgust: "Who's your boyfriend? Are you crazy?!"

Shang Xu was slapped across the face. He stared at the air in disbelief: "You actually dared to hit me?"

As he was about to suck air, Xia Yu grabbed his wrist: "Try touching her, she's my wife." Then she ruthlessly shook off Shang Xu and said: "Ellie, listen carefully, my relationship with you is just a fling, there are no feelings involved."

[Shang Xu plays Ellie, and Xia Yu plays Hong Shixian, hahahahahahaha]

They even did cross-dressing, which I didn't like. I don't know if director Lowe likes it or not, but it is indeed more original than the previous groups.

[I liked the performances of "Rock Sugar Pear" and "Diligent Practice" the most. This group only had one person dressed as a woman, but the group that practiced diligently even had action scenes, hahaha]

[Come on, come on! Shangxia CP fans, let's fight for a CP name! The chosen name will be rewarded with 1000 yuan!]

All four groups and four matches had no retakes, and Xia Yushang bowed in farewell.

Director Ma couldn't stop smiling after each performance: "Let's see how many points Director Lo Wei gives us!"

Lowe wrote down 60 points on the whiteboard with two strokes. He thought the other guests would do the same as before, writing down whatever score Lowe gave. Unexpectedly, Su Nan gave a high score of 70.

[Nannan, were you threatened by Shen Yujing? I seriously suspect so.]

Shen Yujing is such a coward, the group's darling but also the group's punching bag. How could he possibly threaten the team's strongest fighter? He probably just acts cute and cuddly in private.

Su Nan saw the comments and responded with a smile: "I wasn't threatened, really, it's just a personal preference."

Shang Xu's group scored 250 points in mental arithmetic and 450 points in total funding.