The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

Speaking of what happened last night, while the guests were eating noodles, people browsing the internet on their phones all saw that the trending topic of the dating reality show had crashed Weibo.

My charming ancestor is also watching variety shows.

Accident in a dating reality show livestream

Xia Yu sleepwalks in the middle of the night

Hot topic on Weibo:

Elegant wine glass: My great-grandmother appeared in my dream last night and told me to pick Xia Yu and Shang Xu. She said if I get together with them, my ancestors' graves will be emitting good fortune next year. What's going on?

What's wrong? I have social security: Waquwaqu, I fell asleep at 11 pm last night, what happened? Seeking answers online. [Question]

"Among all the monkeys on the mountain, my butt is the reddest": Last night, Xia Yu seemed to be sleepwalking and jumped off the second floor, then sat by the well talking to herself. Then, a bunch of people started flooding the live stream with deleted accounts, and their comments were transparent—creepy! [frightening]

To eat stir-fried green beans or not: The most accurate answer is that Xia Yu was cooperating with the production team to create hype. I never expected that Director Ma, who created last year's phenomenal hit variety show "The God of Singing," has changed; he's actually started using scripts! [vomiting emoji]

Come on, let's have a bowl of crab-like stir-fried green beans! Your analysis is spot on, up up!

"Too handsome, please let me go": If it's scripted, I think it's quite interesting. However, it's unlikely to be scripted. Dating reality shows are already incredibly popular, and trying to generate this buzz would be self-destructive. But the production team will definitely explain that it's scripted because it can only be a scripted episode.

Kindness is often bullied by dogs: The smart person upstairs, it can't be a script. So many netizens commented and shared that their ancestors appeared to them in their dreams last night, including my great-grandfather. They are fans of the "Ice Sugar Snow Pear" CP and also like Mu Qing. They told me to work ten jobs a day and treat everyone equally.

Amazing! My ancestor actually combined two swords! But she said she could tell that Mu Qing had a crush on Xu Jianian. Although Xu Jianian seemed silly and unserious on the surface, you could tell from his eyes that he really liked Xia Yu. And Shang Shadiao's gaze towards Xia Yu was also unusual.

Xingdai Donkey: My grandfather appeared to me in a dream and told me that Xia Yu is called the Plague God in their area. I asked him why, and then I woke up.

……

The people at the dinner table were dumbfounded by what happened in the middle of the night, especially after watching the video of Xia Yu climbing out of the window to the well several times. They looked at Xia Yu, who was sitting at the front, with shocked expressions.

Xia Yu paused in her action of picking up noodles, feeling the pressure from all sides, and had no choice but to bite the bullet and respond.

"Hehe, this...that." Xia Yu looked left and right.

Mentioning what happened last night, Shen Youyou's face turned ugly. Xia Yu was actually arm in arm with a ghost. Thinking back to how she had someone run over Xia Yu and kill her before, and how Xia Yu could still jump around even after she was in a coffin, the more she looked at Xia Yu, the more frightened she became.

Fu Jingnian, who was standing to the side, found the recording bizarre. Like most netizens, he thought Xia Yu was just trying to grab attention. After all, Xia Yu had filmed so many well-received dramas before but hadn't become very popular. This time, she finally gained some popularity by coming to the dating reality show, so she naturally wanted to add fuel to the fire.

Mu Qing ate her noodles in peace, oblivious to the fact that it was none of her business. As long as she thought about the fact that Xu Jianian had made the noodles in front of her, she couldn't think about anything else.

Xu Jianian was still watching the screen recording repeatedly, zooming in with two fingers, trying to observe what Xia Yu was talking about.

Shang Xu's brain raced as he tried to help Xia Yu escape. Just as he came up with an excuse, Xia Yu slammed her hand on the table and stood up.

Xia Yu's mind went blank for a moment, and she quickly said apologetically, "I can explain this. My next film is a supernatural drama, and I was rehearsing last night. I got so into character that I forgot everything else. I didn't realize there were cameras broadcasting live in the courtyard. I'm so sorry everyone!!"

This can be considered an explanation for the viewers in the live stream.

[I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it]

[I don't believe it, I'd rather believe that my charming ancestor is also watching dating reality shows.]

[Looking forward to the live stream tonight at midnight, to see what kind of 'underworld' scene it is, can't wait!]

"It's alright, it's alright, let's eat noodles. I filmed a suspense movie before, and I really spent that time practicing with the script in front of thin air all day long. I was a bit obsessed." Duan Xiaotang offered her help. In her eyes, Xia Yu was a cute little sister, and she was naturally willing to take care of the younger generation.

“When I was filming, I really immersed myself in the role, so much so that I couldn’t let it go for a long time after filming wrapped. To this day, Luo Qingyun is still the most important role in my life,” Li Yan continued.

"It's such a small matter! These netizens are making a mountain out of a molehill. I guarantee with my acting career that Xia Yu would never hype this up!" Xu Jianian said, standing up for her.

Mu Qing had already finished the noodles and was now drinking the soup in big gulps. She nodded blankly, "That's right."

This matter was thus successfully covered up, and Xia Yu's wavering gaze finally settled down.

They had finished washing the dishes when they realized that the production crew hadn't arrived yet. Several people stood outside with their hands on their hips, gazing into the distance with puzzled expressions.

"I'm tired, let me sit for a while." Xu Jianian sat down on the stone stool.

This scene looks exactly like eight left-behind children.

[Where are Director Ma and his team? Did they run away after their publicity stunt was discovered?]

[What nonsense! I saw Director Ma's WeChat Moments post yesterday about going to a karaoke bar. I bet they're all still drunk.]

"Look at Director Ma's WeChat Moments last night. He treated the entire crew to a karaoke party after get off work."

Xia Yu showed everyone the WeChat Moments post that Director Ma had shared.

In the video, Director Ma can be clearly seen grinning and jumping around to the ear-splitting DJ music, showing off his big teeth as he holds up his phone and records the whole scene.

At this moment, Shang Xu and Li Yan made a series of calls to Director Ma and the rest of the crew.

Finally, Li Yan got through to the makeup artist. Judging from her voice, she sounded dazed, as if she'd just woken up. After a few seconds of hesitation, she realized what she was saying: "I'm sorry, Ms. Li, I'll get up right away and go urge Director Ma and the others!"

……

"Pick up more smoke grenades."

The player character picks up smoke bombs and puts them into their backpack.

After landing, Xia Yu searched around, looking left and right, afraid that Lao Liu might be there. Suddenly, an adorable panda appeared in her sight: "Let me catch a panda first."

Xu Jianian rode the leopard, leaping across rooftops and walls: "This leopard is fun, so cool!"

The three of them, each holding a mobile phone, squatted on the stone block and played PUBG.

"Is this any good? I've played three games and haven't won a single one. What's going on?" Xu Jianian said, getting a little impatient.

Shang Xu gave him a disdainful look: "Are you pointing fingers at yourself? When have you ever been the one begging us to come and rescue you?"

"Xu Jianian, don't wander off. Stay here and play it safe." Xia Yu fired a bullet to signal Xu Jianian to stay put, while Shang Xu had already set up his sniper rifle and was ready to go all out.

"Okay, okay." Xu Jianian readily agreed, afraid that if she was even a second too slow to dodge, she would be eliminated.

Give me an 8x scope.

"This." Xia Yu tossed the 8x scope from her backpack to Shang Xu.

Smoke filled the air, and the gunfire from the building across the street grew ever closer.

"So exciting and tense." Xu Jianian lay motionless on the ground when the attackers threw Molotov cocktails at them.

"Judging from the footsteps, there are two of them," Xia Yu said, using the sound to pinpoint their location.

"Xu Jianian, you're too obedient! They threw a Molotov cocktail at you, and you didn't even dodge." Shang Xu was speechless.

Xia Yu laughed out loud; she hadn't even bothered to remind Xu Jianian.

"What are you laughing at?" Xu Jianian's fingers were sweaty, half of them burned with blood.