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Shang Xu leaned against the window and lit a cigarette when there were no cameras around, the smoke swirling around his slender fingertips.

He glanced at the time; it was 3:30 a.m., and Xia Yu was still rambling on.

From Sadako's once vibrant hair to its now drooping listlessly on the ground, it's clear she has lost all will to live.

"Alright, I'm going back to sleep now. I have to go to work and record a show tomorrow. We'll talk next time." Xia Yu sighed and patted its shoulder.

As soon as she finished speaking, Sadako seemed to be relieved, and in the blink of an eye, she disappeared into the well.

[Hungry Ghost: Sadako is on TV! And she even had such close contact with the Plague God for so long! That's amazing! She's a celebrity in our underworld now. I have to go catch up with her later.]

[Lucky Ghost: Hahahaha, it's both pitiful and hilarious. I'll only feel sorry for it for three seconds at most]

[Sadako: Seriously, this is just too unlucky. Do not disturb me. I'm not around right now. I need to go out and clear my head.]

Xia Yu stretched and walked back. She glanced at the second floor and met Shang Xu's gaze.

The young man had gentle features, raised his eyebrows, and smiled at her.

……

The next day, at seven o'clock sharp, the alarm clocks of the three of them rang on time.

Shang Xu was stunned for a few minutes before he hurriedly got up, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and dressed neatly.

In the live stream, Shang Xu opened the door and appeared. He was wearing a simple cream-yellow T-shirt and blue jeans. His bare face was captivating, with smooth and delicate skin. The ceiling light shone on his hair as he moved, making him look full of energy.

【Ahhh, good morning, Shang Xu! You're so handsome! I even had a wet dream last night, sorry for being so offensive. This is my second day of liking you. Wishing you happiness every day!】

Good morning, Shang Shadiao! Thank you for bringing me joy. I hope you're full of energy today and bring us new fun. We will always like and support you.

[Who knows? Last night I tried to recommend "Gravity Field of Love" to my best friend who doesn't watch variety shows, dramas, or follow celebrities, and she was unmoved. But as soon as I sent her some silly photos of Shang, she came to watch the live stream all of a sudden and said that her delayed period came the next day. Amazing!]

[I just remembered that Shang Shadiao, Xu Dawan, and Strong were supposed to prepare breakfast for everyone this morning. Goodness, three grown men crammed into the kitchen, I really can't imagine what good stuff they can make.]

[The two swordsmen are going to team up and appear on screen together! I'm so excited, but can you please kick Fu Gou out? I really don't want to see him.]

In the room, Xu Jianian's alarm clock started ringing again, and he tossed and turned, not even knowing how he had curled himself up.

"Frog Fun, what's going on? Someone save me!" Xu Jianian tumbled off the bed with a thud.

He was now fully awake, but the blanket had already wrapped him up like a chicken roll.

Xu Jianian: "..."

He gasped for breath, wanting to give up, but then he remembered that he had lost the game yesterday and needed to get up early today to make breakfast for everyone.

He rekindled his fighting spirit, wriggling like a maggot with both hands and feet, and finally crawled out in a disheveled state.

When they arrived at the kitchen, Shang Xu and Fu Jingnian were already in place. Xu Jianian, in a hurry, appeared in the camera wearing a casual pajama set.

"What should we make for breakfast?" Xu Jianian noticed a bunch of unwashed greens and consciously turned on the tap to wash them.

"I see some ingredients in the fridge that can be used to make noodles." Shang Xu skillfully handled everything, while Fu Jingnian on the side looked flustered and busy but actually did nothing.

[Haha, I saw it all. Actually, Fu Jingnian wanted to do the washing of vegetables. He put the vegetables in a basket and in the sink, then turned around and pretended to be busy rummaging through the refrigerator. When he turned back, Xu Jianian had already started washing them, so he had nothing to do. It's hilarious!]

【Jianian baby, aren't you going to change your clothes yet? I searched for the same style of pajamas on Xianyu (a second-hand marketplace), and it costs 3 yuan!】

Can we just kick Fu Jingnian out? He's completely unnecessary.

Fu Jingnian had no choice but to bite the bullet and take on the task of frying the eggs.

It was his first time using a gas stove. He tried turning the knob to the right but it wouldn't budge. Frustrated, he turned it to the left, and a red flame suddenly shot out, startling Fu Jingnian so much that he backed away and cursed under his breath.

Shang Xu and Xu Jianian both cast disdainful glances at them.

"An unexpected accident," Fu Jingnian tried to explain.

Shang Xu walked over and said, "Go check the fire in the soup pot. Once the water boils, put the noodles in."

"Ah."

Shang Xu acted as if he knew the ropes well. After turning on the stove, blue flames rose up and the pot gradually heated up.

He skillfully picked up the egg, gently tapped it on the edge of the bowl, and the shell cracked open, revealing the intact egg liquid lying in the hot pan, slowly sizzling.

[I never expected Shang Xu to be so silly, making us think he was wasting his good looks. But when he gets serious, he's even more charming and handsome! Ahhh, I really want to try Shang Xu's cooking!]

[People in the comments are exaggerating. It's just a fried egg and you're all laughing so hard, praising it to the skies. What, have you never eaten a fried egg before? Why are you making such a fuss?]

[Report: Xu Dawan is slacking off. He's washed the vegetables seven or eight times already. And Fu Jingnian can stare blankly at the soup pot. Thank goodness for Shang Shadiao, otherwise this morning's breakfast would have been ruined.]

Shang Xu was busy doing this and that, while Xu Jianian followed orders and assisted him throughout, whereas Fu Jingnian, such a tall man, stood there like a blockhead.

Xu Jianian and Fu Jingnian took the tableware out and arranged it neatly on the dining table. By this time, most people had already gone down to the living room to stretch their muscles.

The morning air was fresh and slightly cool, carrying a faint scent of moisture and earth.

Xia Yu opened the window, and a gentle breeze caressed her face, making her feel incredibly comfortable, as if the fatigue from staying up all night had been swept away.

"Wow, you three are amazing!" Li Yan was already starving from the aroma.

Duan Xiaotang and Mu Qing followed closely behind, and the three of them came to help with the cleanup.

"It's all thanks to Shang Shadiao, otherwise everyone might have gone hungry this morning." Xu Jianian pushed the hero forward.

Shang Xu smiled gently: "It's nothing."

He was taken aback and asked, "Has Xia Yu not gotten up yet?"

Fu Jingnian's first thought was that Shen Youyou hadn't gotten up yet.

upstairs.

Xia Yu and Shen Youyou opened the door almost at the same time. Their eyes met, and Shen Youyou guiltily avoided Xia Yu's scrutinizing gaze. She had woken up early in the morning, and what she had seen last night had not kept her from sleeping well. She simply spent two hours carefully getting ready.

Shen Youyou wore a white dress covered in sequins today, and her neck looked fair only because she had applied a lot of powder.

Her makeup remained her beloved innocent and delicate look, with light blush that made her look as pink as peach blossoms, and large, pink under-eye bags.

"Hmph." Shen Youyou said arrogantly.

Xia Yu smirked and went downstairs before her: "Your neck is all patchy. Next time, try a more expensive BB cream."

"You!" She dared not vent her anger, mindful of the cameras.

[Is Shen Youyou's makeup for real? The innocent flower makeup is just white all the time, a deathly pale white. It seems that the makeup she wore for the first meeting yesterday was done by a makeup artist. Now that there is no makeup artist, she has to do it herself. It would have been better if she hadn't done it at all.]

[How could she not wear makeup? Didn't you hear the makeup artist from the "Red Beauty" crew reveal that Shen Youyou's bare face is dark? She definitely wouldn't dare to go without makeup.]

The first group of people who witnessed the strange events in the live stream early yesterday morning have woken up. Was what happened last night a dream? Are our allies still here?