The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

【(?ˉ??ˉ??) It's been so long since my last update, I've missed it terribly! Please don't hit me, I forgot what happened in the last chapter. Let's get straight to the point and fast-forward through the plot, okay? Hahahaha!!!】

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"Congratulations to all guests for completing the task and obtaining the investment entry ticket. Please quickly select an investment project and invest 500 million in each project."

The blue virtual screen projected by the watch flashed briefly before starting to list the contents.

Several project icons popped up one by one:

"Oasis Project", "Real Estate", "Trade Services"

Film and television production, tourism industry, and IT services.

"Conferences and Exhibitions" and "Metaphysics"

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Shang Xu glanced at the eight items and immediately understood that each person had one item.

"Grab it quickly!"

he shouted.

Startled, Xia Yu quickly selected an option without even realizing it.

She didn't look at her own; she subconsciously glanced at Shang Xu's.

"Trade services?"

"Did you just rob randomly, or was it planned?"

She was curious.

"Actually, I'm more optimistic about IT."

After all, the IT sector is linked to the internet, with strong market demand and promising development prospects.

Shang Xu stared at Xia Yu's screen, a smile playing at the corners of his eyes.

"interesting."

Seeing his amused expression, Xia Yu roughly understood that the project she had snatched was something special.

"What the hell?"

"metaphysics!??"

o(o?`3?′o)?!!!？ ?

Barrage:

I collect scraps to raise flowers: \(`Δ')／ Oh my god!! Hahahaha, the flowers look so cute with their bewildered expressions!!

Shang Xu's dog: (?ˉ??ˉ??) Shang Bao, look at yourself, laughing like that! I agree to this marriage!

Shen Yu was shocked: Hua Hua is beautiful, Hua Hua is amazing! I'd bang my head against the wall for Hua Hua!! (This is the version where the older brother doesn't approve of the marriage.)

College student staying at home: Huh? What weird stuff has gotten mixed in this time?

Using his retirement pension to support Tangtang: Wasn't Shen Yujing supposed to be sent to an island for survival by the company? How come he can still watch live streams?!

My dear son is shocked: \(`Δ')／ You all don't know this, but according to paparazzi, my brother's company has already confiscated over a hundred iPhones. Sigh, what a spendthrift!

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"Oh my god, my sister is so beautiful!!"

"No wonder they inherited my excellent genes; they've surpassed their parents!"

The night was thick, and the sound of the waves crashing against the shore was as terrifying as a ferocious beast in the stillness.

Inside the cramped tent, a dim light barely provided any warmth, and Shen Yujing, huddled under the covers, frantically tapped the screen to like posts.

"Shen, Yu, shocked!!"

Su Yuxian's cold voice rang in his ear.

His hair stood on end instantly.

"You dare steal a phone right under my nose?"

"No, Captain, I was just checking the time!"

Even in his panic, he didn't forget to be stubborn.

Su Yuxian was disappointed in him and tried to kick him out of the tent without saying a word.

"No, Captain! I'm afraid of the dark, and who knows what kind of ferocious beasts might be lurking outside!!"

He clung tightly to Captain Su's leg.

"I'm so fair and tender, wild animals would definitely love to eat me, and then there wouldn't even be any bone fragments left!"

He burst into tears.

Tears were streaming down her face, as if she were about to wash someone's feet.

Team Leader Su frowned. The company had thrown Shen Yujing onto this survival show to toughen him up, but they hadn't expected him to be so unruly.

"I'm doing this to support my sister's show. Isn't Auntie a fan of my sister's mom?"

Let's watch it together!

Shen Yujing played the emotional card.

"do not want!"

OS: I won't stoop to your level.

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"Who is this person?"

Shang Xu pointed at Shen Yujing's comment, pretending not to recognize it.

The word "disagree" lingered in his mind.

A turbulent surge of emotions welled up within me.

"Oh, never mind him."

Xia Yu waved his hand dismissively.

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"Ouch, why do I feel a chill down my back?"

Shen Yu shuddered, feeling something was off.

Team Leader Su quietly draped a blanket over his shoulders.

But he wasn't cold; he felt terrified.

"Captain, isn't my sister pretty?"

"Is this show good?"

He enthusiastically recommended it and became completely obsessed with Xia Yu's every move.

(OS: There's something about that guy next to my sister that's getting in my way. He's better than that bastard Fu Jingnian, but I just can't stand him.)

"Uh-huh."

Even though Captain Su is usually taciturn, he was willing to respond with just two words.

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"Other projects can make a profit, so how can my mystical method make money to go upstairs?"

Xia Yu was a little troubled.

However, upon closer reflection, she realized that the project she had chosen was unusual and might have some special background.

"I'll support you."

Shang Xu is straightforward and outspoken.

"Then raise us too."

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang walked towards us.

"Wow, that was such a domineering remark! Coupled with you handsome men and beautiful women, it felt like an idol drama!"

Duan Xiaotang clasped her hands together, her eyes crinkling, indicating that she was deeply moved.

"Oh dear, he's talking nonsense."

Summer fishing is clear.

While Xia Yu couldn't see, Shang Xu mouthed: I'm serious.

Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan exchanged a glance: those who know, know.

Xia Yu felt something was off. She turned her head and caught Shang Xu doing something sneaky.

"What a coincidence! What projects did you invest in?"

Shang Xu changed the subject without changing his expression.

"IT".

Li Yan smiled, his tone frank.

"I am film and television."

Duan Xiaotang and the other person were very sincere, and it was clear that they trusted Xia Yu and Shang Xu a lot.

"Both of these projects are good. If you play them well, it's easy to earn 500 million."

A simple analysis of the quotient order.

"It's easy, but 5 million can only get you to the first floor. There are nineteen floors, so that's 5 million multiplied by 19, which equals 95 million. Wouldn't that mean you have to earn 100 million?"

Duan Xiaotang rested her chin on her hand and gave the middle finger to the drone filming them.

"Don't misunderstand, Tangtang is here to communicate with the monks."

Li Yan quickly explained, fearing that netizens might misunderstand Duan Xiaotang.

"It's a small problem. It's a trade project, and we can all cooperate with each other."

Shang Xu seemed quite relaxed.

"Where's Huahua?"

Duan Xiaotang was curious about what project Xia Yu had secured.

"metaphysics."

Xia Yu laughed as she spoke.

"Don't laugh, it's a perfect match for your major."

Shang Xu is not wrong either.

"Don't make trouble."

Xia Yu stopped him.

How can metaphysics generate profit?

Duan Xiaotang thought it must be a fortune teller, and she cursed Director Ma for always doing this. She also thought carefully about how Xia Yu should make money.

"It's okay, Huahua, the three of us will take care of you."

She went up and hugged Xia Yu, cuddling her close.

The online editor immediately added large, colorful comments to the longing Shang Xu and Li Yan: I want to hug them too~

Comments: Hahahahahahahahahaha~

An elegant wine glass: (?o?o) Oh my god, editor, you really know how to read a man's heart!!

Social tidbits: Well-matched, wonderfully matched, they touched the hearts of fans.

Retirement pension to support Tangtang: \(`Δ')／ Tangtang and Huahua look so good together!!

Shang Xu's dog: (? ? ?? ) Sister Tang's words confirm that Hua Hua is the group's darling!!