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"Aaaaaah, Hua Hua picked me again!!!"

o(o?`3?′o)?!!!

Lu Shanquan excitedly fell to the ground and pinched his philtrum.

When others tried to help him up, he jumped up and performed a set of Tai Chi moves as if nothing had happened.

"Hoho ha hey... Quick, use the nunchucks, hoho ha hey..."

"nerve."

Wang Tiezhu rolled his eyes.

"Sour grapes."

Lu Shanquan: (n?_?)?━☆ Become a quack

He went back in a sarcastic tone.

Then footsteps came from afar, and the voices grew closer and closer.

"I feel so too."

"Yeah, right."

The two of them were startled and put away their phones.

Lu Shanquan/Wang Tiezhu: ?(* ?O ?)=3?3???3???3??

They hurriedly picked up brooms and started sweeping.

"There are NPCs cleaning up here too."

Seeing their furtive behavior, Shang Xu couldn't help but stop in his tracks.

"Hello, teachers."

Wang Tiezhu was the first to speak and greet people.

Lu Shanquan turned around and was caught off guard to see Xia Yu standing right in front of him.

Bright white teeth, skin as white as snow.

She's a million times more beautiful than she appears on screen.

"Idiot!!"

he shouted.

Xia Yu was puzzled: ?|?'-'?)??？

Wang Tiezhu, who was standing next to him, was startled.

"calm!!"

Wang Tiezhu gripped his wrist tightly.

The pain gradually calmed his movements.

But the face behind the mask was still unable to recover from the shock.

(Aaaaaaahhhhhh~~ It's Huahua~ Mom and Dad, I've made it big~ Huahua herself is standing right in front of me, less than a meter away~~ The only hardship I've ever experienced in my life is an iced Americano~~ Seeing Huahua in person this time~ I'll let go of everything~ I'll continue my world tour, buying huge screens of support for Huahua in every country!!!)

Are we that scary?

Shang Xu asked.

"I'm sorry, it's his first time meeting a celebrity, he's just too excited."

Wang Tiezhu broke out in a cold sweat and explained on his behalf.

"Yes...yes, I'm sorry."

Lu Shanquan stammered, unable to help but look at Xia Yu.

Xia Yu sensed that his gaze was not malicious, so she smiled at him.

"my God!!"

Lu Shanquan took a deep breath and fell down straight.

Wang Tiezhu reached out to catch him, but he was too heavy, and the two of them fell into Mother Earth's embrace.

"what?"

Xia Yu was surprised: ??? Gaa?

She pinched her own cheek; it was soft.

(Frog Fun, am I some kind of monster??)

Barrage:

The flowers are so cute!

Hahaha, Huahua's face-pinching is so cute!

It's true, that guy is probably a fan of Hua Hua.

...

"Are you okay?"

Shang Xu wanted to go up and check on them.

Wang Tiezhu quickly reached out, signaling him not to come any closer.

"It's alright, it's alright, you don't need to come over."

"He just has a bit of low blood sugar, it's nothing serious."

Wang Tiezhu was drenched in sweat.

I'm really worried sick.

"Distinguished guests, the investment point is now open on the first floor of the building. Please go there to obtain project qualifications and invest."

Sister Lele's sweet voice came from the radio, making people feel comfortable.

"We're fine, teachers. You can go ahead and do your work."

"Okay, if you have any questions, just ask Director Ma."

"Okay okay."

Wang Tiezhu watched Xia Yu and the others leave.

Just as the figure was about to disappear, Shang Xu suddenly turned around, startling him.

He was too far away to see Shang Xu's expression clearly.

I just felt a chill down my spine.

In the office, surveillance cameras cover an entire wall.

Director Ma and Lo Wei lay casually on the deck chairs.

Lowe picked up the coconut water in front of him, his eyes narrowing slightly.

"Shang Lai, did you arrange for someone to clean the house?"

"what?"

Director Ma was taken aback.

He looked at the surveillance camera that Lowe pointed to and saw two tall, thin men dressed as cleaners, looking around furtively as they sneaked into a small cubicle without surveillance cameras.

He sat up and took a sip of his iced Americano.

"Who is this?"

"Judging from their backs, they look like two teenagers. Could they be the two young masters you brought with you, Director Ma?"

Xiao Liu asked.

"No, I assigned them to other positions."

As he spoke, Director Ma was about to get up to see what was going on.

"It seems to be those two who set up stalls on the sand dunes. Xiao Liu, go check if they're still setting up their stalls outside."

"Okay, Director Luo."

...

...

The production team provided each of them with a smartwatch.

Xia Yu tapped her watch, and a blue virtual floating screen appeared before her eyes.

The map above shows the layout of the first floor of the building.

"These red dots on the map are the investment opportunities, right?"

She tapped her fingertip lightly, and the watch began to provide voice navigation.

"Very close."

Shangxudao.

...

Barrage:

Wow, this staff member is such a handsome young man!

Huahua Shangbao and their team are here!

Shang Bao is much prettier; the young man looks too young.

Shang Xu was the first to notice a tall and slender young man standing at the destination.

His eyes narrowed slightly, like a fox sizing someone up.

The boy had clear, bright eyes and long, delicate eyelashes like butterfly wings.

"Hello, teachers. I am your special guest for this episode."

As she spoke, a youthful blush crept onto her fair cheeks.

He scratched his head helplessly, not daring to look them in the eye.

Barrage:

Midnight Melancholy Warrior:

(???) So innocent! I love it!

It's none of your business, Tomato:

(???) Young man, how old are you this year? What is your surname?

I have a pizza heart:

(?? . ??) Ahhh, little handsome boy, don't be afraid. We sisters are not monsters. Come into my arms, and I will protect you.

...

The comments section was filled with questions like: What's your name?

"hello."

"Excuse me, what's your name?"

Xia Yu became a mouthpiece for netizens.

Barrage:

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

The boy looked up cautiously at Xia Yu.

"My name is Sheng Yiyuan."

He lowered his head quickly after just one glance, as if afraid that others would see him blush.

Everyone was confused, only thinking that the child was really shy.

They were even more excited and liked it even more!!

"You only have one yuan left?"

"The name is quite nice."

Shang Xu teased him.

"Ha ha ha ha."

Xia Yu: ∠( ? 」∠)_.

"Thank you."

As the atmosphere gradually eased, Sheng Yiyuan finally dared to look at them again.

"No problem then, let's begin."

Xia Yu was quite anxious.

She'll have a playful spirit now.

"Okay, to get an investment spot, you need to pass a level. In this level, we need to guess place names based on emojis. Two people have one minute to guess ten place names at the same time."

Guess the location using emojis.

"What the heck?!"

Xia Yu thought she had misheard.

"Guess ten in sixty seconds?"

"Should we say it all at once?"

Xia Yu: Σ(￣ロ￣llll).

So compact, how can you guess?

Barrage:

This is way too difficult!

That's what makes it interesting, hehe, keep it up, Huahua Shangbao!

OMG, that's incredible! That's some serious reaction speed.

...

"it's okay no problem."

Shang Xu patted Xia Yu on the shoulder to comfort her.

"I trust our understanding."

"Row."

Xia Yu shrugged and smiled.

1. Smiley face, ears, ice cube.

(I wonder if this real emoji turned into gibberish.)

"Harbin!!"

The two said in unison.