A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Jiang Xinyu's explosive speech left everyone stunned.

Liu Xu couldn't help but re-examine herself and realized that she had been too conservative in the "jerk" category.

After Jiang Xinyu finished reciting her lines, she burst into laughter again.

Why aren't you laughing? Isn't it funny?

Alright, alright, you don't need to kneel anymore. You're a good-looking guy, just a little too thin for your brain.

Tell me what you're thinking. Don't you have any idea why Xiao Yuan is looking for you?

Just a friendly reminder, my husband isn't exactly known for his good temper.

"It's better that I didn't say I'd take you as a concubine. If I had actually told him to make you a concubine, do you believe he'd tear you apart alive?"

Liu Xu stood up shivering, feeling rather helpless, as if she had been stripped naked and stood on a platform for people to judge.

Jiang Xinyu couldn't help but laugh again. It was the first time she had seen a real male prostitute, and knowing Xiao Yuan's feelings for her, she naturally didn't take it to heart, only regarding Liu Xu as a fun amusement.

"Sit down, sit down. Don't be so afraid. I'll plead for you later since you made me laugh."

Liu Xu was both frightened and regretful, and tears streamed down her face instantly. This time, her kowtowing was much more sincere.

He stopped speaking in a high-pitched voice and even knelt upright like a man.

"Thank you, Madam. I... I know I was wrong. I am a frail and worthless person. I was so eager to find a backer that I made the wrong decision."

"I won't dare to do it again. I'll never dare to covet the Chief Supervisor's position again."

Jiang Xinyu waved her hand dismissively, "Alright, alright, I forgive you. Get up now, I don't like people kneeling around."

I'm stopping you from doing that for your own safety, but if you like challenging yourself with difficult tasks, I won't stop you.

As for whether it's about stealing or not, it really doesn't matter. I don't care if you can steal it from me.

Tsk tsk, to be honest, you are indeed quite good-looking. If you were a little smarter, you would have saved enough money to buy your freedom by now.

You know women are soft-hearted and come to me begging for a living, so why don't you know which pretty widow you'd coax into buying your freedom when you're entertaining customers?

Isn't it a recipe for disaster to set your sights on Xiao Yuan?

Putting aside his bad temper, after all this time at Nanfeng Pavilion, don't you know how to distinguish a customer's gender identity and orientation?

Male body, male mind

Female body and female heart,

The body of a man and the heart of a woman,

A woman in body but a man in mind.

Besides these four basic categories, there are many sub-categories, and sexual orientations vary widely, with people liking all sorts of things.

My husband was only forced to undergo castration; he wasn't male in body but female in heart, nor was he a homosexual.

He's definitely heterosexual and very manly. You, a guy, are just asking for trouble by getting close to him.

Do you really think the dignified head of the Eastern Depot would let a man dominate him?

Dude, you should research what you do, but your professional knowledge is clearly lacking.

Fortunately, you won't have to do this anymore. Take my advice; if you don't have the talent, learn some other skills.

Can you play the piano and sing?

Being able to tell stories and write vernacular stories is also acceptable.

Don't be so pessimistic. Don't laugh at my lack of roots in my youth. With the help of a favorable wind, I will soar to the clouds.

Even willow catkins can soar into the sky if the wind is favorable; just don't go in the wrong direction.

Liu Xu was stunned by Jiang Xinyu's words. If he had been in good shape and had such a good teacher and friend to guide him during those years, he wouldn't have ended up like this.

When Jiang Xinyu asked her what he could do, Liu Xu subconsciously replied that he could sing.

Unexpectedly, the wife of the eunuch clapped her hands and giggled.

"You sing well, sing a couple of your best songs."

Can you sing "18 Touch"?

A charming rivalry, or a story of resentment in the boudoir—either works.

Oh, by the way, you unmarried young ladies, go outside and stay there. This isn't your place to listen to.

No sooner had the words been spoken than a sharp, urgent voice rang out.

"Stop singing! Drag this bastard away!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than Xiao Yuan rushed in, his face ashen, his forehead damp with sweat, and his teeth clenched as if he wanted to devour someone.

Supervisor Xiao had a pleasant night and was in a good mood this morning, but unexpectedly, the steward brought news that something had happened at home.

The lady took Liu Xu away, and there were rumors that she brought back a male prostitute to take as a concubine.

Upon hearing the news, Xiao Yuan immediately sensed something was wrong and, fearing his wife might misunderstand, hurriedly rushed back.

As soon as he entered the room, he heard his wife not only not speaking harshly, but chatting and laughing with the male prostitute, and even asking him to sing erotic songs.

This isn't just suspicion that he wants to take a concubine; it's obvious that the lady has taken a liking to this boy.

Xiao Yuan felt that his hat was a bit greenish, and a surge of evil anger made his eyes turn red. He wished he could immediately strangle Liu Xu and his own stupidity.

How could he be so stupid? Why did he bring a handsome man who was good at serving women into his mansion?

No matter how lowly a male prostitute may be, he is still a healthy man, and the pleasure he can bring to a lady is incomparable to that of a woman.

The lady's liking for him is simply due to her limited experience. What if she takes a fancy to that male prostitute? Would she still want him then?

Chief Supervisor Xiao's perception is truly astounding; he's completely fallen into the misconception that everyone who sees him would find it bizarre.

Without realizing it, he had already switched roles with his wife. The eunuch, who should have been watching a group of women fight over him, had now entered the domestic power struggle himself.

The only commendable thing is that he remembered he had the right to eliminate his competitors instead of just vying for favor.

Jiang Xinyu originally wanted to say a few things to Xiao Yuan to spite him, such as her theory that having concubines meant the three of them could live together.

But this jerk's behavior was clearly off; she couldn't possibly disregard the bigger picture for the sake of a momentary rage.

She had also taken psychology as an elective when she was studying forensic medicine. She wasn't particularly proficient in it, but she could tell that Xiao Yuan had very obvious psychological problems.

This is similar to depression. Without a trigger, it can remain stable and gradually improve. However, if a trigger point is triggered, one will lose control of their emotions.

She doesn't mind joking around normally, but she won't use other men to provoke Xiao Yuan when he's feeling inferior and anxious.

At this moment, Xiao Yuan is like a fully inflated balloon; you can pat him, you can hit him, but you can't prick him with sharp spikes.

But this doesn't mean Jiang Xinyu intends to let it go.

She first stopped Xiaodouzi from taking Liuxu away, then preemptively poked Xiaoyuan's chest and bombarded him with questions.

"He went to Nanfeng Pavilion last night without telling me, and there was an extra person in the manor without my knowledge."

What, does having a mouth only mean you can kiss?

If you had told me sooner, there wouldn't have been so many unnecessary misunderstandings.

Thankfully, I trust that you know what kind of person you are, otherwise, if I had misunderstood that you wanted to take a concubine, wouldn't I have been devastated?

And what happened? I believed you, but you didn't believe me. You came in shouting for war and killing. You think you're right just because you're loud?

I'm just curious why you reacted so harshly to a piece of music. What were you doing at Nanfeng Pavilion last night?

Did you run away and stay out for several days while we were giving each other the silent treatment, sleeping alone the whole time?

Come on, come on, didn't you want to argue? Let's argue it thoroughly.

I'm right under your nose every day, and you still suspect me of cheating. What about this person you send out that I can't even see?

July and Xiaodouzi quietly retreated to the doorway when they saw their two masters arguing.

The lady's attempt to shift the blame is truly masterful; they'd better stay away from her and avoid getting burned.

Besides, his family's head eunuch isn't very capable either; with them here, they're afraid he won't be able to bring himself to apologize to his wife.

As for Aunt Qian and Liu Xu who caused the trouble, that's none of their business.

Father died, mother remarried, everyone has to take care of themselves.

After being gradually tamed by his wife, Xiao Yuan did become quite cheeky. If Jiang Xinyu were to explain things to him gently, he would most likely act like a haughty young lady, refusing to listen.

But after being thoroughly rebuked, he lost his temper and even began to wonder if he was being too sensitive.

Jiang Xinyu mentally gave a thumbs-up when she saw Xiao Yuan calm down. Strike first and you'll feel emboldened, no matter how wrong you are.

But she felt something was off, and it was only when she caught a glimpse of Madam Wang out of the corner of her eye that she realized what was going on.

What's wrong with my aunt?

Ever since Liu Xu came in, she has said a lot of unorthodox things on a whim, but her aunt didn't scold her.

There's a problem; this isn't scientific.

Especially now, staring intently at the willow catkins as if she has lost her soul.

What's wrong? Has your aunt taken a fancy to this pretty boy?

No, your aunt is your maternal uncle, not your paternal uncle.

What to do now? She's just a smooth talker, how could she possibly be keeping a male lover for her aunt?