A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Jiang Xinyu's outrageous words stunned everyone. The maids dared not utter a word. How could Madam Wang tolerate such insolence?

This reckless little girl doesn't even know when to stop talking. There are maids from the Eunuch's mansion all around. What will happen if her words reach the Eunuch's ears?

So, the little flirtatious girl, who had just finished making bold statements about wanting to have two women on her left and right, was grabbed by the ear by her aunt and then bombarded with a barrage of nagging.

Jiang Xinyu rubbed her ears, looking unconvinced.

Why can men have women on both sides but women can't?

Isn't it supposed to be about being magnanimous? Women are never as magnanimous as men.

They all said things like "a prime minister's belly can hold a boat" and "a real man has a broad mind."

They also said that women are petty and jealous.

What's wrong? When it's time to be assertive, these men all shrink back like turtles?

Why not show some manly spirit at this time?

"I've already taken him concubines, can't I even enjoy some of the benefits myself?"

"What a load of crap! Are you short of money and have to secretly keep one yourself instead of playing with someone else's concubine right under their nose?"

These days, might makes right. Do you have the power of someone like Chief Supervisor Xiao? You're asking for trouble.

Lady Wang was probably so angry with this brat that she blurted out her true feelings without thinking.

He immediately regretted his words as soon as they left his mouth, and in his haste, he slapped his thigh and spat several times.

Jiang Xinyu was practically laughing hysterically, clinging to Madam Wang's arm and acting all cute and coquettish.

"Aunt, you're so domineering! Tell me quickly, tell me, did you raise a few uncles for me?"

"Isn't he handsome? A little wolf or a little puppy?"

Madam Wang's face flushed red with embarrassment, and she angrily pinched Jiang Xinyu.

"Stop talking nonsense, you unlucky kid. I'm talking to you about serious matters, so stop grinning like that."

It's not that your aunt is trying to control you; it's just that the world and the resources you have don't allow you to be willful.

Don't find those rules annoying. You'll understand when you encounter problems. Sometimes, rules are actually meant to protect the weak.

As long as you strictly abide by those rules and regulations, it's like having an extra layer of protection. Public opinion and clan etiquette will be on your side, preventing you from being wantonly bullied.

It's also because our Qian family is weak.

If Jiang Huai were just a down-on-his-luck scholar and you married into an ordinary family, and you were truly unhappy, your aunt would be more than happy to take you home and pamper you like a princess.

But you ended up marrying into a wealthy and powerful family.

We can't afford to offend even Jiang Huai, and Chief Supervisor Xiao could crush the entire Qian family with a single finger.

What are you going to do, Auntie?!

As Madam Wang spoke, she grew increasingly distressed, her eyes reddening as if she could already see her niece angering Xiao Yuan, being beaten and scolded, and her own helplessness in the face of it all.

As a businesswoman, she was very good at calculating, and she knew perfectly well that the so-called rules were all about sacrificing women's interests.

But what can we do?

Whoever holds the power calls the shots; only when your power is great enough can you trample on the rules of those below your level.

It is true that the husband is the head of the household, but if the wife's family is powerful and the husband's family is impoverished, there are ways to divorce the husband and keep the children.

But Yu'er is different. She married the head of the Eastern Depot, who is known as the King of Hell. She has no choice but to be obedient and pleasing him.

Seeing her aunt was upset, Jiang Xinyu quickly and sweetly comforted her, saying that she and Xiao Yuan had a very good relationship and that he wasn't old-fashioned and wouldn't take jokes seriously.

July quickly followed up with words of comfort, "Don't worry, Auntie. Our Master Dotes on Madam and would never let her suffer any injustice."

Seeing that even the maids from the Governor's mansion were advising her, Madam Wang could only sigh.

"This child was born without a mother and was deliberately corrupted by Liu. He speaks without restraint, yet he is the purest and kindest."

"You should be more prudent and advise her carefully, lest she act recklessly and displease the Grand Eunuch."

As she spoke, Madam Wang took out a purse of silver ingots and stuffed it into Qiyue's hand, which frightened Qiyue so much that she quickly said she dared not.

She knew that the madam had the eunuch in her grasp, so she was too busy trying to curry favor with the madam to dare to act arrogantly.

Jiang Xinyu waved her hand dismissively, "Just take what your aunt gave you, and share it with the others too."

Come to think of it, I haven't rewarded you all since I got married. I'll take out a box of silver coins from my dowry and give them to the maids in the courtyard.

Give Xiaodouzi a handful too, and remind him when you need to reward him in the future.

I'm not stingy, I just sometimes genuinely forget about it because I don't have this habit.

Jiang Xinyu's matter-of-fact attitude infuriated Madam Wang, who rolled her eyes at her again.

It's infuriating that she doesn't learn what she should. Sigh, how can someone so carefree be a good housewife?

Seeing her aunt glaring at her, Jiang Xinyu shrank back in fright. Just then, Xiaodie returned, saving her from a lecture.

The man who came with Xiaodie looked to be in his early twenties, wearing a light purple robe and with a slender figure.

Because she kept her head down, her face was not clearly visible, but the exposed section of her fair and delicate neck had a rather feminine charm.

Jiang Xinyu frowned as she watched the other person's swaying, unsteady gait.

Liu Xu probably noticed out of the corner of her eye that the lady's expression was not good. When Xiao Die curtsied, she knelt down with a thud, and her knees hit the ground, which sounded painful.

Then came a trembling, weak voice.

"This servant...this servant Liu Xu greets Madam."

Jiang Xinyu sighed and rubbed her forehead in exasperation. "Brother, can you please speak more clearly?"

Let me state this first: I have no ill feelings towards effeminate men, but if you keep speaking in a high-pitched voice and it tortures my ears, don't say I'll get angry with you.

By the way, do you have a single-port or dual-port socket?

Do you usually cater to female customers?

Liu Xu hadn't expected the Grand Eunuch's wife to be so unrestrained, but she roughly understood what she meant.

This time, he really didn't dare to speak in a high-pitched voice, but tried to speak as gently and respectfully as possible.

"I started serving male customers when I was 14, and later, when my body was fully formed at 18, I started serving female customers."

"I am twenty-five years old and will soon be reduced to a lowly brothel. Please, madam, do not send me away; I truly have nowhere else to go."

Jiang Xinyu examined Liu Xu's appearance for a moment and then chuckled.

"Who said you have nowhere to go? Isn't there still the path of death?"

What, are you trying to use moral blackmail on me?

"Dude, you've got the wrong person. I've never been a very ethical person."

Liu Xu suddenly became anxious, "Madam, you can't send me away. It was the Eunuch who brought me back."

Jiang Xinyu laughed even louder, "If your brain is empty, read more books. What do you mean by filling it with water?"

Judging from your appearance, you've never been a top star, have you? Do you know where you're lacking?

They're clueless and stupid without even realizing it.

If you're the type of person who only caters to male customers, then there's no problem with doing this. But since you've been catering to female customers for several years, how could you not know what posture to adopt when catering to female customers?

But you insist on putting yourself in a female role and bowing to me. What are you trying to express?

I thought you were forced into the manor, but I never expected you actually wanted to become Xiao Yuan's concubine.

You... are commendable for your courage.

I won't comment on your ambition, but could you please put in a little more effort?

You're giving me the impression of... how should I put it, that you're shrewd and calculating, yet not quite clear-headed.

First of all, I'm certain of one thing: your method of feigning weakness and kneeling down to try and get me to acknowledge you as my real name is correct.

The Supervisor's Mansion is not short of idle food. If I, as the mistress of the house, decide to keep you, the Supervisor, he probably won't object.

That's what you think, right?

Your performance wasn't quite up to par either. You should say it like this:

I came here to join this family, not to destroy it. Madam, you are so noble and I am so humble.

Please treat me like a kitten or puppy and let me stay by your side, Master. I will always remember your kindness with a heart full of gratitude.

You're so noble and kind, you wouldn't have the heart to kick me out, would you?

Jiang Xinyu finished reciting her lines with a melodious and sorrowful tone, then wiped away non-existent tears.

"Have you learned it yet, bro?"

That's what you call professional!

Liu Xu: ...I lost completely. She's right. No wonder I can't become the top star.