A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

After being brought back by Jiang Xinyu, Chunxing lived in the same room with Chunhong to recover from her injuries.

Her injuries were minor and healed long ago, but she was constantly anxious because she hadn't received any definite news.

This girl has a terrible temper. She used to be so affectionate towards Chunhong, but now she hates her just as much. She won't say another word to her.

She almost died of illness when she was 12 years old, losing her parents and brothers. A few days ago, she was betrayed by Chunhong and almost beaten to death by the Jiang family, losing her good sister as well.

Chunxing is a woman who remembers both grudges and kindness. Now that she is all alone and has no attachments, she only hopes to stay by the young lady's side to repay her kindness.

Unfortunately, there was no longer a place for her beside the girl.

Chunxing was anxious every day, fearing that one day the young lady would order her to be driven away. Unexpectedly, things took a turn for the better and the young lady summoned her.

Chunxing cautiously followed the maid to the training ground. Upon seeing Jiang Xinyu, she knelt down with a thud, her voice trembling as she called out "Miss."

Jiang Xinyu sighed, "What's past is past."

I dare not use Chunhong again. Her whole family is on the estate that came with my dowry. If you don't want to go with them, you can continue to serve me.

Chunxing stared wide-eyed in disbelief, then kowtowed repeatedly with joy.

"Thank you, young lady, thank you. Chunxing swears to the heavens that if she ever harbors any disloyalty towards you again, may she be struck by lightning and die a horrible death."

Jiang Xinyu waved her hand helplessly, "Alright, alright, it's good that you have the intention."

"If swearing an oath were useful, what would be the point of having constables? The heavens have nothing better to do than to thunder all the time."

As she spoke, Jiang Xinyu looked at July and said, "Tell the housekeeper to send Chunhong away. Chunxing will be with me from now on."

July obediently said yes, but she felt a vague unease in her heart. It seemed that a rift had formed between the Madam and the Chief Eunuch.

Since the lady married into the family, she has dismissed all her own people and only uses the people from the Eunuch's mansion. This is partly because the original people were unreliable, and partly because she wanted to put the Eunuch at ease.

But now that the lady has actually started using Chunxing again, this is not a good sign.

Actually, there were two things missing from July's guesses.

Jiang Xinyu only used people from the Supervisor's Office because she was too lazy to deal with trouble and wanted to avoid harming people.

The closest relatives and the most distant relatives are husband and wife.

Forget about the seven-year itch or midlife crisis; even couples who have been in love for most of their lives still end up cheating when they're old and gray.

Neither of them dared to say they had made the right bet until the moment they both breathed their last.

Jiang Xinyu is not the type of person who can't let go of things once they've taken them in.

As I said before, if you are devoted to me, I will be with you through thick and thin; but if you want to have multiple wives and concubines, I will not be with you.

Sorry, I won't serve you. We'll never meet again.

Therefore, Jiang Xinyu has always been too lazy to cultivate her own people.

Because if she and Xiao Yuan continue to treat each other well, it won't make much difference who uses whose people.

If she were to fall out with Xiao Yuan and leave, the people she had trained would inevitably suffer undeserved misfortune.

She had killed many people and was not a moral paragon, but she disliked involving innocent people, especially girls.

Jiang Xinyu had her own reasons for calling herself Huichunxing.

Firstly, the girl herself made a mistake, so she doesn't have a strong sense of guilt.

Secondly, it's easier to use because of the original memories.

Another thing is that the three girls always felt a bit awkward, so having four would be perfect to prevent Xiao Yuan from stuffing more people next to her.

Chunxing may not be as good as the maids in the governor's mansion in many ways, but she is better than the others in one respect: she calls herself "Miss" and Xiao Yuan "son-in-law".

On the other side, after finding an excuse to run away, Xiaodouzi hurriedly went to inform his master.

Upon hearing this, Xiao Yuan became anxious and, while asking Xiao Douzi to fetch the imperial physician, tried to return to his residence.

Little Bean quickly pounced and hugged his master's leg.

"Master, you absolutely must not go back. Madam is really alright. If you go back, you'll be the one in trouble."

"How could she be alright? Isn't the Drunken Dream Fragrance supposed to be harmless? Why has Madam been unconscious for most of the day?"

Xiao Yuan's voice trembled with anxiety, "The imperial physician is no good, go to the Asura Hall and bring the poisoned Hua Yan here, hurry!"

Seeing that the supervisor was in a hurry, Xiao Douzi dared not delay any longer. Soon, an old man with a hunched back, as stiff as dry tree bark, was brought over.

Only after confirming that ginseng would enhance the effects of the Drunken Dream Fragrance, allowing people to sleep longer without harming their health, did Xiao Yuan calm down. After sending the people away, he finally began to consider his own situation.

"Little Bean, is Madam really...very angry?"

"Very angry, extremely angry, the lady has torn holes in the quilt."

Little Bean wiped the sweat from his brow and suggested,

"Master, you'd better think of something quickly. If all else fails, let's not go back to the manor today. The lady's eyes look like she's about to bite us."

Xiao Yuan slammed his fist on the table in deep regret.

If he knew he should have used a lamp, why did he have to use a luminous pearl? That thing is too dim; otherwise, he wouldn't have missed leaving a hickey.

July was also incompetent. When his wife fell into a coma, he should have been notified immediately to summon the imperial physician. How could he have taken it upon himself to find all sorts of random people to see her?

And Xiaodie is also despicable, always talking too much and showing off how much you know.

Damn it, what kind of scum is his crew? They're all useless and more likely to cause trouble than anything else.

Governor Xiao complained about everything but himself, blaming heaven, earth, and even the air, but never about his own actions of stealing a kiss in the middle of the night.

But no matter how much he tried to shirk responsibility, he knew that his wife would not let him off the hook. The thought of his wife's fiery temper made him feel a little timid.

He wasn't afraid of his wife beating him; he was afraid she would retaliate in kind.

Given his wife's character, if she really drugged him, he wouldn't even have a strip of cloth left on him, and the secret he had worked so hard to protect would be exposed.

No, no, absolutely not! He's not ready yet. We absolutely cannot show this to Madam right now.

In the past, whenever his master had any troubles, Xiao Douzi would be more anxious than anyone else. He would get so anxious that his mouth would be full of blisters if Xiao Yuan even frowned.

This time, however, Eunuch Dou really couldn't feel sorry for him, and even thought that his master deserved it.

The wife, who was married through proper channels, refused to consummate the marriage, and then secretly kissed someone else in the middle of the night after being drugged.

Why are you so shameless!

Xiao Yuan was at a loss for what to do when the July note arrived. After reading it, Xiao Yuan's anxiety finally subsided.

"Little Bean, how long do you think it will take for Madam to calm down?"

If I, the Grand Coordinator, were to go to Dingzhou now to suppress the bandits…

Xiao Douzi was speechless. "Then you have really offended the Madam to death, Master. Running away won't solve the problem."

If you really can't come up with a good idea, we can ask for outside help.

Everyone has their own expertise; a servant like me has never even touched a woman's hand, how would I know anything about these things?

Um, Young Master Qiu is still in jail.

"Shall I bring it over for you?"

Xiao Yuan frowned. He really disliked that bastard Qiu Er, but it seemed that he was the only one who could ask him about this kind of thing.

We can't exactly call all eight of his top lieutenants back for a group meeting.

Thinking of that unfortunate Drunken Dream Fragrance, Xiao Yuan gave Xiao Douzi another instruction.

"Have Cheng Kuan frame Ruyi Gate for the rape and murder of the Liuzhou official's wife, and notify all branches to thoroughly investigate the flower thief."

Little Bean quickly agreed and went to do the errand, inwardly rolling his eyes to the heavens.

The supervisor's anger wasn't entirely unrelated, but it was absolutely unreasonable.

Those flower thieves probably never imagined that the reason they were being cracked down on for no apparent reason was because someone tried to imitate them but failed miserably and became enraged.

Hopefully, Young Master Qiu can step up and help their supervisor through this difficult time; otherwise, who knows who will be next to suffer?