A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Xiao Yuan never expected that the ultimate consequence of his wife's anger would be a kiss.

In his mind, when women get angry, they cry, make a scene, and threaten suicide.

A soft-hearted person would cry and wallow in self-pity, while a strong-willed person like his wife would most likely tear him apart after feeling upset.

But after his wife was heartbroken, she actually kissed him. Chief Supervisor Xiao was confused, and his mind temporarily wandered away from home.

Jiang Xinyu has always been adept at taking advantage of opportunities and pressing her advantage.

Seeing Xiao Yuan blushing like a little wife and not knowing how to resist, he kissed him even more enthusiastically, making the aloof East Depot supervisor pant and look alluring with seductive eyes.

After kissing for a while and seeing no response, the girl playfully nibbled on Xiao Yuan's ear.

The warm breath stimulated Xiao Yuan to finally come to his senses. He watched as his back, which had been pressed against the table, suddenly sat up straight, almost knocking the lady in his arms off.

Fortunately, he managed to grab her with his long arm. Jiang Xinyu smiled slyly, wrapped one arm around his neck and gently pinched his cheek with the other.

"You reacted quickly. If you had really knocked me down, I would never talk to you again."

Seeing the threatening words uttered from the bright red lips that had just been nibbling at him, Xiao Yuan subconsciously put his other hand around his wife's waist as well.

It's as if they're saying silently that they will never let that happen.

So silly, but so cute.

Jiang Xinyu buried her head in Xiao Yuan's shoulder and giggled. Her supervisor was now so innocent that it was unbearable to look at him.

Xiao Yuan also realized that his behavior was a bit silly, and he was a little angry when he heard his wife laughing at him.

It's another trick, it's definitely another trick.

Even though he knew it was a trap, he couldn't help but blush and feel his heart race as he eagerly walked into it.

The lady is wicked; she takes advantage of his affection for her to do whatever she wants.

But the soft, warm touch in his arms felt so good that Xiao Yuan couldn't bear to push him away.

At this moment, Supervisor Xiao suddenly had the idea of ​​giving up entirely.

Even if the lady doesn't simply like him as a person, so what? As long as she's willing to be close to him, that's enough.

Whether she wants power, money, or someone to fight for her, she can do it herself, so why bother with such trivial things?

She was willing to hug and kiss him, and she didn't mind that he was a eunuch. That was enough.

Let them use tricks, he was glad he had the ability to be tricked.

Jiang Xinyu wasn't exactly a dating expert, but she couldn't resist Xiao Duzhu's love-obsessed nature.

Before anyone could even begin to trick him, he eagerly walked right into it, even coming up with excuses for them.

This kind of "I like her because she uses tricks, otherwise why doesn't she use tricks on others?" theory is quite explosive and usually only appears on the ultimate simp.

To be honest, it's completely different from Xiao Yuan's usual personality and image.

As expected, an old house catches fire more fiercely, probably because it's been too long since it's been nourished by love and has become thoroughly parched.

Jiang Xinyu seemed to have gotten hooked on the game, and noticed that Xiao Yuan was now behaving obediently and dazedly, so she became even more unrestrained.

She pinched his cheeks, touched his ears, and even playfully bit his neck, making Xiao Yuan groan involuntarily.

For someone like him who constantly walks on the edge of danger, the throat is his Achilles' heel, and being suddenly bitten gave him an instinctive urge to retaliate.

But the warm, soft body in his arms reminded him that this was his wife, and he could only suppress his naughtiness.

Because Xiao Yuan had been castrated since childhood, his Adam's apple was not very prominent. When Jiang Xinyu kissed his neck, she felt that small protrusion and found it interesting, so she bit it.

Upon noticing Xiao Yuan trembling all over, he became even more interested and bit him several more times, finally forcing Xiao Yuan to say in a hoarse voice, "Stop fooling around."

Oh ho, I thought a kiss would turn you mute, but you can still talk now!

That husky voice, tinged with a hint of desire, is so beautiful. If you can speak, say a few more words to your older sister.

The horny girl, having unlocked a new way to play with her husband, seems to be getting addicted. Unfortunately, Xiao Yuan is finding it hard to resist, feeling his pants getting...

His face turned deathly pale in an instant.

He had almost forgotten that he was different from normal people, that he was someone who couldn't be seen by others.

Even if he is dressed in fine clothes and looks like a person, he will still involuntarily leak urine if he gets too excited.

Even the smallest amount, even if unnoticed by outsiders, is enough to make him feel ashamed and indignant to the point of death.

Especially in front of the woman he likes, when she gets close to him, he actually...

Xiao Yuan felt his blood run cold. He couldn't even imagine what kind of look his wife would give him if she smelled the stench of urine on him.

Driven by a strong will to survive, Xiao Yuan suddenly stood up, used his last bit of reason to help Jiang Xinyu back to her seat, and then stumbled out of the room.

Jiang Xinyu was stunned. Wait, how did it run away?

That's such a scumbag—taking advantage and then running away!

Uh, that doesn't seem right. I've been the one taking advantage of him all along.

So what's going on here?

Shy?

Damn, they were practically kissing until their lips were raw before they even realized they were shy. Does this person have such a slow reaction time?

Although she didn't understand, seeing that Xiao Yuan gently helped her to a stool before leaving, Jiang Xinyu decided not to hold a grudge against him.

July and September, who had been guarding the courtyard gate, saw the eunuch's face turn pale and he fled in a panic. They thought something had happened inside, such as the eunuch killing his wife in a fit of anger.

The two maids were so frightened that they rushed into the house to check, only to find their mistress sitting with her legs crossed, smiling radiantly, as if... she hadn't been beaten at all.

It's not just that they weren't beaten; it seems like they even got a huge advantage.

July, being a few years older and more knowledgeable, noticed a thought flash through his mind as he looked at his wife's bright red, slightly swollen lips.

However, the thought of his master's furious reaction upon returning seemed somewhat unbelievable.

September was much more direct, her big eyes blinking with curiosity.

Although the long-standing rules for maids prevented her from asking questions easily, her eyes sparkled with gossip.

Thinking of the Grand Eunuch's appearance, July cautiously asked,

"Madam, I noticed the eunuch looked unwell when he left. Are you... alright?"

Jiang Xinyu chuckled. "What could possibly happen to me? You think Xiao Yuan would hit me?"

"Your family's head eunuch is like that—he won't budge no matter how you try to lead him, and he'll only back down when you try to reason with him. But if you push him down and give him a few kisses, he'll be all smiles and gentle."

July couldn't help but swallow hard.

It was knocked down...

How many bites?

Wow, madam, you're a real man!

Jiang Xinyu didn't think her words were anything outrageous. After reflecting on the kiss just now, she gave a fair assessment.

It feels good, I would repurchase it indefinitely.

She just didn't know if Xiao Yuan had abs. If he didn't, she could help him get them.

However, his pectoral muscles are quite well-developed, and they feel hard to the touch. It would be even better if I could take off his clothes and touch them.

Ugh, ugh, ugh, that jerk of a man is such a killjoy.

The atmosphere was already so perfect, and he actually ran away. If he hadn't run away, he probably would have already put his hand inside his clothes.

Jiang Xinyu slumped onto the table, rummaging through her teacup in frustration.

How annoying! It feels like finally getting a braised pig's trotter out of the pot, just about to open your mouth and drop it on the ground, only to have it snatched away by a dog.

Perhaps because she was too unwilling to accept it, Jiang Xinyu unconsciously muttered something:

My big pig's trotter ran away.

September quickly comforted her, "Yes, yes, we know you love to eat them. The kitchen stewed six of them, all of them front trotters. I'll have them brought them up for you as a snack before your meal."

Jiang Xinyu was speechless. "I wasn't talking about that big jerk..."

Alright, let's bring it up first.

I'll satisfy my appetite first, and then I'll eat something else after I'm full...

"Solve your family's supervisor."

The two maids exchanged a glance and shuddered.

What kind of solution is the lady referring to?

Is she trying to demonstrate to them how to kill her husband?