A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Unlike the two maids who were nervous, Jiang Xinyu was quite open and honest, patting her chest to catch her breath and glaring at Xiao Yuan.

"Are you a cat? Why do you walk so quietly?"

It startled me when it suddenly made a sound.

Xiao Yuan gave her a mocking look. "Someone as bold as you is actually afraid?"

It really proves the saying, "If you have a clear conscience, you have nothing to fear."

"What kind of weird theory is this? Any living being would be startled by a sudden sound, okay? What does it have to do with having a guilty conscience?"

Besides, what have I done wrong?

But you, you've been gone from home for days without a word.

What? You've already got a lover outside of marriage?

What were you doing for the first ten years or so? You only started looking for women after you got married.

You're quite late to the game.

Or is it that you find it boring when no one catches you cheating, and you only feel excited when you're married and someone is keeping an eye on your infidelity?

Xiao Yuan clenched his fist as he looked at Jiang Xinyu's self-righteous and sharp-tongued manner.

This woman really knows how to twist the truth; she tricked me, yet she turned around and accused me.

Upon hearing that their master and his wife were arguing again, July and September secretly groaned in their hearts.

Seeing that Xiao Yuan seemed genuinely angry, Jiang Xinyu waved her hand, signaling the two maids to leave and close the door.

She has now regained most of her strength and speed, and she can handle this bastard if he really gets angry.

But the two maids are innocent; young girls shouldn't be implicated and suffer collateral damage because of her.

Xiao Yuan didn't like being watched either, so he told the two maids to get lost, and they scrambled out as if they had been granted a pardon.

Jiang Xinyu couldn't help but sigh.

When the tiger is away, the monkey can be king. Now that the tiger is back, this little monkey's words no longer carry weight.

It seems she'll still have to build her own Flower Fruit Mountain in the future; she can't tame other people's monkeys.

Before returning to his residence, Xiao Yuan had a bellyful of questions in his mind, and he had even prepared a plan in his mind on how to get Jiang Xinyu to talk.

But he never expected that this woman would be so bold as to openly tell his maid how to kill her husband.

Should he call this woman an idiot?

Or was she deliberately telling the maid to let her know that she was not someone to be trifled with?

Indeed, the number one enemy of rationality is anger.

Xiao Yuan was now burning with anger, his eyes were red, and his thoughts were gradually going astray.

What does this woman want to do?

I, Xiao Yuan, have harmed countless people, but I have never wronged you in the slightest. Why do you have to trample on my sincerity like this?

Jiang Xinyu secretly glanced at Xiao Yuan. Hmm... his eyes were bloodshot, veins were bulging, and his fists were clenched. It seemed he was really angry again.

It's really speechless.

Everyone says girls get angry easily, but this jerk has quite a temper too.

Could it be due to insufficient androgen secretion?

How should we treat this? Should we ask the kitchen to stew two tiger penises for him later?

Damn, forget it.

Then I'll have to admit that I was mocking him.

Jiang Xinyu sighed helplessly. "If you marry a chicken, you follow the chicken; if you marry a dog, you follow the dog; if you marry a carrying pole, you carry it with you."

Who told her to end up with such a thing? She gets angry easily, so I just have to coax her more. After all, I'm quite satisfied with her in other aspects.

Seeing that Xiao Yuan hadn't spoken yet, Jiang Xinyu pinched his sleeve between two fingers and shook it.

"Are you angry? Can you tell me why you're angry?"

Xiao Yuan flicked his sleeve and shook off Jiang Xinyu's hand that was grabbing him.

How could I possibly be angry with you?

Don't look back, or you won't even know how you died.

"Look at you, acting all sarcastic and saying you're not angry."

What, you're starting to assume it's a personal account just because I mentioned killing her husband?

Jiang Xinyu chuckled and took Xiao Yuan's arm.

"You're making a big deal out of nothing, it's just teaching two little girls a few things."

If I really intended to kill you, would I have told your maid?

From the day I married you, I sent away everyone around me, leaving not a single one.

Not only are all her clothes, food, housing, and transportation under your watchful eye, but even her dowry estates and shops have been replaced by your people.

I've been so honest, what else do you have to worry about?

But you, you get angry with me all the time.

When you get angry, you give me the silent treatment and disappear without a trace. I can't even find you anywhere.

I have no loyal servants to help me, no family to rely on, and not even a single close friend.

I only have you, but you always avoid me.

As Jiang Xinyu spoke, her tone became increasingly aggrieved.

"In the end, this marriage was something I planned. If you don't like it, just say so."

From now on, we'll live our own lives. I'll move to the small courtyard in the northeast corner with a separate door so it won't interfere with your wedding.

I won't take advantage of you for the things you helped me in the past.

The estates and shops in my dowry are worth 20 taels of silver. Since I don't know how to manage them, I'll just give them all to you.

If you are not at ease, I will still use the maids and servants from your governor's mansion, and I will sell my own indentures to you to keep their monthly wages.

I'll just live my life in this little courtyard. I won't come out and get in your way, nor will I go out and cheat on you and embarrass you.

"After three to five years, when the issue of the arranged marriage has faded, you can simply write me a letter of divorce."

Jiang Xinyu became increasingly upset as she spoke, and she shook off Xiao Yuan's arm, sat down at the table, and began to cry.

Damn it, the more I talk about it, the more pathetic I feel. If this were modern times, I would have dumped you long ago.

The head of the Eastern Depot is so indecisive. If you like someone, be together; if you don't, let go.

You're like a turtle, always shrinking back when I touch you. Doesn't the Eastern Depot have anything better to do? You're always putting on me like a melodramatic soap opera. It's a waste of the imperial court's money to spend on you.

Xiao Yuan was originally furious, but seeing Jiang Xinyu like this, he was at a loss for what to do.

He had seen many sides of this woman since he met her.

Fierce, domineering, charming, mischievous—this is the first time I've seen her so aggrieved.

Am I that important to her?

She seemed indifferent when she talked about her fiancé and biological father conspiring to kill her, but she was so upset just because she was giving him the cold shoulder.

Did he do something wrong?

Xiao Yuan felt his mind was in turmoil again, and he desperately needed a Second Young Master Qiu to stand by his side and offer advice.

He used to be able to interrogate criminals every time, and those people's little schemes were all exposed in his eyes.

But why is it that he can't see through anything when it comes to Madam?

But that's not the point. The point is that the lady seems to be very upset right now.

What should he do?

Should I coax him/her?

How to coax?

He's never been good at charming women; he doesn't know the answer to this question.

I've heard before that adults often coax their wives and concubines by buying them jewelry or rare trinkets.

But his wife doesn't seem to like those things much, and she doesn't usually wear hairpins or jewelry.

Madam likes to eat, how about we ask the kitchen to bring over a few bowls of braised pork knuckle?

I think I felt better after I ate my fill.

Jiang Xinyu cried a couple of times to make it go, but seeing that Xiao Yuan didn't come over to comfort her, she sulked on the table.

After waiting for a while, this guy finally made a move, but when he spoke, he almost made her die of anger.

What do you mean by "don't be angry after eating braised pork knuckle"? What kind of kind person would use braised pork knuckle to appease their wife? Do you really think she's someone to be eaten...?

Okay, she really is a foodie.

That won't do either. My aunt doesn't want to eat pork knuckle right now, she wants to eat people.

Jiang Xinyu didn't hold back when she saw that Xiao Yuan had given in. She grabbed his shoulder, straddled his lap, and kissed his rosy lips.

Forced melons are not sweet, but they quench thirst.

I don't like watching Qiong Yao dramas; I prefer domineering CEOs who force love.