A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Young Master Qiu is not a complete idiot. Although he can't concentrate on his studies, he is quite knowledgeable about human relationships and social interactions.

From the moment Xiao Yuan singled him out and told him his private matters, he knew that he couldn't stay out of this mess.

Knowing other people's secrets is the easiest way to get into trouble, and luckily this guy wasn't talking about anything life-threatening.

Although it was quite shameful for the dignified head of the Eastern Depot to be unable to control his own wife, Qiu Er felt that as long as he could help, the head of the Eastern Depot wouldn't go so far as to kill him to silence him.

As for not being able to help, Qiu Er hadn't thought of that. He was an expert at dealing with women, and this was completely in his area of ​​expertise.

It was Xiao Yanwang's aura that was so terrifying that Qiu Er felt like he knew all the questions on the exam but couldn't answer them in time, which was incredibly frustrating.

Xiao Yuan looked at Qiu Er, who was so nervous he was stammering, and tried his best to suppress his temper.

"Speak freely if you have anything to say. I, the Grand Supervisor, will not lay a hand on you within half an hour."

But if what you're saying is all nonsense...

Qiu Er rubbed his neck and quickly waved his hands, "No, no, what I said to you was from the bottom of my heart, it's just that this art of picking up girls..."

Ah, no.

This woman's heart is like the bottom of the sea; it's not easy to explain her to everyone. You'll have to be patient, won't you?

Xiao Yuan snorted coldly, which was taken as tacit agreement, and Qiu Er moved further away from the ground.

"Let's start by talking about this issue of perception and prejudice."

Judging from your tone, you seem to really like your wife. So why are you so insistent on taming her into a virtuous and gentle woman?

Ultimately, it's because you lack self-confidence; you only feel at ease when your wife shows that she cares about you deeply.

Upon hearing this, Xiao Yuan gave Qiu Er a cold glance, which made the guy shrink back involuntarily.

Unfortunately, he was now in a difficult position, and despite his uncertainty, he could only grit his teeth and continue speaking.

"Since you want a docile wife, I have a ready-made solution."

Rest assured, it's ten years of proven quality assurance. If it doesn't work, I'll change my surname to yours.

Qiu Er glanced at Xiao Yuan's expression before continuing.

"My Lordship, please forgive my bluntness, but your understanding is absolutely flawed."

People have different temperaments. Women like your wife, who are opinionated and have strong personalities, need to be coaxed.

You'd better... show weakness.

As for your lack of self-confidence, there's absolutely no need for me to address that.

Your wife knows your situation perfectly well. Since she's taking the initiative to get close to you, it means she likes you.

Of course, this liking is not yet solid.

It's understandable that you're worried she might grow to dislike you after getting to know you better, but your method of rejection was wrong.

For any woman, being rejected by a man is a very shameful thing, no less than being directly accused of being promiscuous and shameless.

Even if a woman likes a man very much, she will lose heart after being humiliated like this a few times.

Therefore, you must respond when your wife is affectionate towards you. Since she is someone you like, wouldn't you be happy to kiss and hug her?

But you must stop at the crucial moment. At this time, you can't be proud. You should show weakness and express your grievances and concerns.

At this point, most women will be overflowing with sympathy and affection, and will not only avoid putting you in a difficult position but will also be extremely obedient to you for the next few days.

At this point, Qiu Er said with considerable pride, "This move is called retreating to advance."

Women are the most emotional. Once she feels pity for you, she won't want you to be sad, and it will be easy for her to make any request of you.

"That's how I won over my wife; even Qi He, that supposedly talented young man from the Qi family, couldn't compete with me."

Seeing his smug look, Xiao Yuan snorted coldly and tapped the table.

"Stop talking nonsense and continue."

Qiu Er quickly shrank his neck in fright, "Yes, yes, yes, we're about to get to the point."

This feeling of pity and affection is only the first step in winning a woman's heart; at this point, it's crucial to maintain a good attitude.

You should show that you really like and care about the other person, and try to create as many memories as possible for the two of you.

For example, you could help her draw her eyebrows, take a walk with her, or simply plant a flower or send her a bird.

In short, fill her life with your presence, and then you can begin the second phase.

The second stage is a tug-of-war.

You know fishing, right? If the fish is too big, pulling hard will definitely break the line. At this time, you need to loosen and tighten the line back and forth until the fish is exhausted and gives up resisting, then you can pull it ashore.

The same applies to dealing with women.

At this point, you can't just be nice to her all the time. You have to throw a little tantrum now and then and ignore her for a couple of days to make her start to doubt herself. Then you can gently and tenderly coax her back.

You can't spoil her too much and make her arrogant, but you also can't ignore her for too long and drive her away.

After a period of back and forth, it entered the third stage, which made her feel a sense of crisis.

You can let her know through other channels that other women are getting close to you, and spread some ambiguous rumors to make her anxious.

When you're giving her the cold shoulder, the shared memories you built up beforehand come into play.

When a woman is at home with nothing to do, seeing flowers, plants, and trees that evoke shared memories will automatically remind her of the tender moments you shared.

By this time, she had developed a lot of feelings for you, and the relationship had dragged on for quite some time.

Unless you're truly heartbroken and see no hope, you absolutely won't give up.

Having reached this point, we're pretty much done.

Her joys and sorrows revolve entirely around you; as long as you show her what you like, she will naturally imitate it.

After listening to his explosive statement, Xiao Yuan pondered for a while and found it increasingly reasonable.

Indeed, understanding the ways of the world is true learning, and being adept at human relationships is true literature. It turns out that feelings are not just about mutual affection; there are so many intricacies involved.

But why does this routine seem so familiar?

During their wedding night, she told him that her family and fiancé had conspired against her and begged him to give her a way out.

She then showed that she liked him, touching him inappropriately and behaving intimately, which stirred his heart.

Then they took it a step further and tested his bottom line.

Although he was the one who wanted to cut off their contact and give her some space, wasn't that woman also giving herself space?

Unfortunately, he was so weak-willed that she made him restless and anxious.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yuan slammed his hand on the table.

The young girl was quite old but a master of romance; he was actually tricked by her step by step.

It's not surprising that Qiu Er, a dissolute young master, knows these things, but where did Jiang Xinyu, a young lady from a respectable family, get such profound knowledge?

Did she learn from someone or experiment on someone?

Does she genuinely like him?

Or was she just using him as a springboard to get revenge, a trophy she had already caught?

If she finds a better option in the future, will she abandon him?

At this moment, Xiao Yuan got stuck in a rut again, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Jiang Xinyu and Qiu Er's schemes were exactly the same.

Xiao Yuan even put himself into the role of Madam Qiu the Second.

Madam Yuan, the second wife of Qiu, married Qiu Er, which was a marriage of convenience. If she hadn't been willing, she wouldn't have been able to marry someone of Qiu Er's social standing.

It turns out it was all scheming; no wonder Qiu Er continued to dalliance with women even after getting married.

Haha, it's all technique, no emotion involved.

At this moment, Xiao Yuan felt utterly disgusted by these seasoned players in love, who dared to toy with other people's true feelings like this; they were simply despicable.