A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Qiu Er is now a classic example of the broken window effect; knowing that Xiao Yuan had no intention of having any unspeakable affairs with the concubines in the harem, he has become bolder.

As long as Chief Supervisor Xiao doesn't get involved with the Emperor's women, he'll be happy to offer advice no matter who he fancys.

He's devoted all his talent to picking up girls; there's no one he can't win over, whether she's a lady from a wealthy family or a girl from a modest background.

Since he had already started, Xiao Yuan was going to go all out. After warning him not to spread the word, he awkwardly told him about his upcoming marriage.

Of course, he wouldn't tell anyone about his wife's plan to arrange a marriage exchange. He just proudly emphasized that his wife was originally unwilling to marry Zhao Chengye, but was quite satisfied after marrying him.

Qiu Er was quite perceptive; realizing that Xiao Yuan liked his wife, he quickly followed up with praise.

It is said that the lady had a discerning eye and recognized the governor's talent in both literature and martial arts, which is why she fell in love with him. She believed that the two would grow old together and create a beautiful story.

Unfortunately, the flattery did not achieve the desired effect, and Supervisor Xiao remained displeased.

Qiu Er swallowed hard and said cautiously, "From what I've heard from the Chief Supervisor, the lady fell in love with you at first sight."

Is there anything... you're not satisfied with?

Xiao Yuan frowned. "Do you really think Madam likes me, the Grand Eunuch?"

But why doesn't she come to coax me when I'm angry?

I've never made a purse before.

I've never sent any tonic soup.

She gets angry with me all the time.

The governor has not returned to his residence for several days and has not even sent anyone to inquire about it.

Are your wives and concubines so unruly?

"No way, I get eight purses and six servings of tonic soup a day at home, and I'm constantly being chased around..."

Feeling Xiao Yuan's cold gaze, Qiu Er quickly swallowed back his boastful words.

"This may be because everyone expresses their feelings differently."

Your wife is probably the shy type who isn't good at expressing herself.

shy?

The thought of Jiang Xinyu's explicit love words and her groping hands that would touch him at any moment made Xiao Yuan feel too embarrassed to even look at the word "shy".

It's only because he's skilled in martial arts and fast; if he were as weak as this guy, he probably would have been seen naked by the lady by now.

His wife is being modest by calling him a female hooligan; what does the word "shy" have to do with her?

However, he couldn't discuss his intimate affairs with his wife with outsiders, so Xiao Yuan could only say in a deep voice,

"I've heard that women are prone to taking advantage of others and should be kept in check, but my wife doesn't seem to be buying it."

Do you have a better idea?

Why do all your women like you?

At this point, Xiao Yuan gave Qiu Er a disdainful once-over.

"You're average-looking, have a sleazy demeanor, and I've heard you're not very educated. What makes you so obedient to them?"

Haha, you can't even handle one woman and you still have the nerve to criticize me?

It was fortunate that Xiao Yuan held a high position and wielded the power of life and death; otherwise, Qiu Er would have definitely laughed at him.

Even if I'm inferior to you in every other way, there's one strength that you absolutely can't match.

But would he dare to say it?

I would never dare!

He dared to say that Xiao Yuan would give him his strengths and put him on the same starting line.

In order to improve his treatment in the imperial prison in the future, Qiu Er was going all out. After carefully analyzing Xiao Yuan's words, he explained...

There are only three reasons why a woman is so obedient and caring towards a man.

First, there's fear.

Needless to say, whether it's fear of being beaten or fear of their family being implicated, women who are inferior to their husbands in status and position are inherently powerless to resist.

Second is emotion.

Because she likes him, she cares about him; because she cares about him, she is concerned about him. This kind of woman lives off her husband's affection, and she will become anxious and insecure once he becomes distant.

The "airing" method you mentioned is most effective for this type of woman.

The third is responsibility.

Marriages were mostly arranged by parents and matchmakers, and the two people might not have even met, let alone liked each other.

Even if a woman doesn't like her husband's family's power and doesn't need to fear his family, she will still be gentle, considerate, and caring towards her husband for the sake of the marriage alliance and the future interests of her children.

"Master, which type do you think your wife could be?"

Xiao Yuan hadn't expected there to be so much more to it, and after thinking about it carefully, he shook his head.

"The first one is definitely not the case. The wife has a bad relationship with her family and has a bad temper. She is a typical person who responds better to gentleness than force."

The third option is also impossible; that woman wouldn't compromise herself for anything.

The second type... she keeps saying she likes this Grand Eunuch, and every time we meet...

Sigh, I just don't know how much of it is genuine.

He's ignored her for days, eating and playing as if nothing's wrong; a hypocritical liar.

Qiu Er was shocked to hear the resentful tone in Xiao Yuan's words.

This young lady Jiang is quite something; she's already got Governor Xiao hooked.

It turns out that even the head of the Eastern Depot wasn't omnipotent; at his age, he was being played like a young boy by a little girl.

They're even asking me for advice! A student with no talent like that might not graduate even after three years of teaching.

If he had the chance, he would like to have a match with this Lady Eunuch. A playboy versus a seductive beauty, a truly high-level contest.

Seeing the lewd smile on Qiu Er's face, Xiao Yuan slapped him without thinking.

"Know your place. I can crush you with a flick of my finger."

You'd better demonstrate your value immediately; useless trash can only stay in the garbage dump.

What do you think? "

"Yes, yes, I understand."

Qiu Er covered his mouth and nodded quickly, "I understand your situation. There are two methods, soft and hard, which you can use alone or in combination."

Xiao Yuan nodded with a cold smile, signaling him to continue, but a cold glint flashed in his eyes as if to say, "If you don't have a good idea, I'll kill you."

Qiu Er steadied himself. "The first type is soft."

It seems that the lady is in love with the Grand Eunuch, but she has a strong personality and is unwilling to admit defeat.

Then, Your Excellency, you might as well show weakness and reveal some grievances to make your wife feel sorry for you.

Another thing is to coax her more, especially by incorporating some intimate gestures between husband and wife.

As the saying goes, "A fight at the head of the bed is resolved at the foot of the bed."

Women are the most emotional; even the biggest conflicts can be resolved by coaxing them into bed.

Just like petting a cat, once you've petted her until she feels good...

Just as Qiu Er was speaking, his neck was suddenly grabbed. Xiao Yuan's face darkened and his veins bulged. The hand gripping Qiu Er's neck tightened.

"Are you mocking me, the Grand Eunuch? I'm a eunuch, you don't need to remind me."

Qiu Er's face turned red from being choked, and he struggled to squeeze out a few words through gritted teeth.

"Master... spare me, no... no mockery, I wouldn't dare."

Little Bean, who had been guarding the door, heard something was wrong inside and quickly came in to beg for mercy.

This young master Qiu didn't commit any serious crime, and they'll release him later. If he gets strangled to death here, they won't be able to explain themselves.

Xiao Douzi's pleading finally brought Xiao Yuan back to his senses. He disgustedly threw Qiu Er on the ground and took a handkerchief to wipe his hands.

Qiu Er, who had caught his breath, felt utterly wronged and hurriedly explained while coughing.

"You've misunderstood, Master. That's not what I meant."

Women sometimes have a penchant for mirror-making, and sometimes whether or not they actually have sex doesn't matter.

Perhaps Madam doesn't care at all; it's you... it's you who overreacted.

If you get so angry when your wife is being affectionate, it will definitely affect your relationship.

After a few such incidents, your wife will likely become disillusioned and stop paying attention to you.

Xiao Yuan froze upon hearing this, as if Xiao Yuan had indeed been right.

The first time she refused, she was somewhat coaxed, but the next two times she lost her temper with him.

Could it be that this is really why I haven't spoken to him for so many days?

Xiao Yuan waved his hand and shooed Xiao Douzi out again.

"You, explain yourself carefully!"