A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Xiao Yuan panicked when he saw the large bloodstain on his wife's pants. He picked her up and shoved her onto the bed while shouting for the imperial physician.

Jiang Xinyu angrily punched him, "What the hell are you calling for a royal physician? I'm on my period."

Xiao Yuan was so flustered that his hands were shaking, but he still didn't forget to comfort her and tell her not to be afraid. He also said that if she missed her period, he would send someone to invite her.

Jiang Xinyu suddenly laughed when she saw his silly expression.

"Please what? I mean I'm on my period... how do I say it again, you know, those few days every month."

Jiang Xinyu couldn't recall what menstruation was called in the Great Jin Dynasty for a moment, but the maidservant quickly remembered and said...

"Madam has started her period. This servant will go and prepare a menstrual belt right away."

Xiao Yuan was taken aback. "He's...he's having his period?"

Damn, what a misunderstanding! He had only thought that Jiang Xinyu had miscarried and hadn't even considered the possibility of menstruation.

Jiang Xinyu hadn't expected this either.

She said that she suddenly felt an uncontrollable surge of lust, and it turned out that this was her period.

Ugh, so frustrating.

The thought of using ancient menstrual cycles to treat her made her feel like she had no will to live.

The scariest thing isn't even that; it's that you can't take many supplements when you're menstruating.

Take ginseng for example. If she dared to eat it, her period would definitely bleed her dry.

Seeing Jiang Xinyu's unpleasant expression, Xiao Yuan hesitated and asked,

"Are you feeling unwell anywhere?"

Should we summon the imperial physician to take another look?

Jiang Xinyu rolled her eyes at him, "I'm not going to see a doctor. I don't have menstrual cramps, why would I need to call a royal physician?"

Just stop making me angry. I'm always in a bad mood since I came here. If you keep talking about fighting, we're done for.

Xiao Yuan held his breath, snorted coldly, and turned away.

This woman was the one who hinted that if he continued to be sexually unsatisfied, he would have an affair, but now she's turning around and blaming him.

Jiang Xinyu was about to retort when she heard this guy dare to snort, but she couldn't help but laugh when she saw the torn fabric on his back.

Xiao Yuan turned around and glared at her when he heard her smirk, but considering that she was uncomfortable during her period, he didn't say anything sarcastic.

Jiang Xinyu felt that there must be some misunderstanding between them. Xiao Yuan was quite tolerant of her now, so there must be a reason for his sudden outburst of anger.

After carefully recalling their conversation, Jiang Xinyu suddenly realized what had happened.

"Are you suddenly angry because I said that a sexually frustrated woman is capable of anything?"

What did you interpret it as?

Xiao Yuan's expression turned cold again. "You said you'd do anything because you're sexually frustrated and told me not to regret it, but you're just threatening me that if I can't satisfy you, you'll go find another man."

I'm telling you, you'd better give up on that idea now.

"Although I've been a servant for so many years, I haven't done it for nothing. I'd like to see who in the entire capital dares to cuckold me."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xinyu was both amused and annoyed. She was especially struck by his use of the self-proclaimed "miscellaneous person" to indicate that he was genuinely furious.

"You're so smart, your comprehension is amazing."

Jiang Xinyu sighed helplessly, "Can you please stop wrongly accusing me?"

What I meant was, if you still refuse to get close to me, I'll force myself on you.

Didn't I overpower you by waking up early? Do you think I'm incapable of that?

I have no idea what you're thinking about every day.

I think I've made it pretty clear that I like you.

Xiao Yuan was stunned when he heard Jiang Xinyu's explanation. He had actually... misunderstood.

Xiao Yuan's ears turned slightly red just thinking about the scene where Jiang Xinyu had pinned him down.

Forcing herself on someone... seems like something she's capable of doing.

Once the misunderstanding was cleared up, Xiao Yuan immediately felt somewhat guilty. Fortunately, a maidservant brought in water, which saved him. He then made an excuse to run to his room to change his clothes.

Jiang Xinyu watched his retreating figure with a sense of helplessness, feeling both frustrated and a pang of heartache.

It's not that Xiao Yuan misunderstood; it's that he subconsciously believed he would never be loved.

Tsk tsk, yanderes are really hard to please.

Her journey to win him over is truly arduous. Not to mention the constant misunderstandings before they got together, even after they're officially together, he'll probably still get jealous quite often.

I still need to make a pact with him first: if there's anything, ask him directly instead of guessing.

Guessing incorrectly will only cause more trouble.

The kind of melodramatic plot where neither of us speaks up and the other keeps misunderstanding each other is just too frustrating.

It's as if men and women's mouths are sealed shut once they get involved in love. Would it kill them to ask directly?

You always think what you think, but you're not a mind reader, so what do you know?

Jiang Xinyu felt increasingly frustrated. After cleaning herself up and changing her clothes, she angrily went to the outer room to find Xiao Yuan.

As soon as I came out, I saw a table full of bird's nest porridge, xiaolongbao (soup dumplings), fried dumplings, wontons, and steamed egg cakes.

Xiao Yuan had already changed his clothes. Seeing her come out, he quickly brought out a bowl of bird's nest porridge and placed it in front of her.

"Madam, how about... we eat first?"

Jiang Xinyu smacked her lips at the sight of so much delicious food. "Let's eat first. I'll have the energy to curse people when I'm full."

Xiao Yuan's original intention was to use food to distract Jiang Xinyu so that he could quickly turn the page on the matter, but his plan only succeeded halfway.

His gluttonous wife was indeed silenced by the delicious food, but only for a short while.

After finishing two bowls of wontons, two bowls of bird's nest porridge, and 20 steamed buns, Jiang Xinyu slowed down, munching leisurely while complaining.

The central idea is simple: a mouth isn't just for eating; if you have something to say, ask clearly instead of making wild guesses.

Asking is pointless, guessing is wrong, and all she does is slander people. She, the wronged victim, is truly aggrieved.

Also, don't be prejudiced. Haven't you heard the story of suspecting someone of stealing an axe?

You believe deep down that I will cheat on you, so you overinterpret everything I say. If you see me talking to another man tomorrow, will you go crazy again?

Sincerity is the key to a successful marriage. Your distrust of me is giving others an opportunity to destroy our relationship.

Putting everything else aside, after the marriage exchange incident, the Zhao family must hate me to the bone. Do you think they might be thinking of taking revenge on me?

And then there's my scumbag father, stepmother, half-brother, and half-sister. They've been throwing mud at me since I was little. Do you think they wouldn't do something if they thought we had a good relationship?

After hearing a few rumors, you come back to argue with me. How are we supposed to live together like this?

Xiao Yuan nodded repeatedly, feeling guilty. "Don't worry, I'm not so easily picked on by others."

"The Eastern Depot is all about intelligence; wouldn't I investigate things myself?"

Jiang Xinyu snorted coldly, "I'm afraid you'll get carried away and convict me without even investigating."

A broken door can be repaired, and a broken teacup can be bought again. But what if you hurt me in a fit of rage?

Or you could just go all out and kill me outright. Even if the truth comes out, can you bring me back to life?

Death is like a lamp going out.

Whether you regret it or seek revenge, I can't come back to life.

Xiao Yuan quickly retorted,

"Impossible. No matter how angry I am, I will never lay a hand on you."

Jiang Xinyu chuckled, "I don't believe you! Didn't you knock me unconscious on our wedding night?"

"That's different. I didn't like you back then."

"So you like me now?"

"Do you still want to go back to your parents' home today? If you don't, I'm going to the Eastern Depot right now."

Jiang Xinyu picked up the steamed bun and took a big bite. "Cowardly dog ​​of a man!"

"Back!"