A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

On the third night of their marriage, Jiang Xinyu slept soundly without a care in the world, while Xiao Yuan spent half the night lost in thought and half dreaming.

When Chief Supervisor Xiao finished his morning practice and went to find Jiang Xinyu to return to her parents' home together, this young lady was still fast asleep, hugging her quilt.

Xiao Yuan rolled his eyes speechlessly at his wife, who was sleeping like a little pig. People who are carefree really do have high-quality sleep.

I'm so envious; they can keep everything on their minds without a care in the world.

Seeing her master standing by the bedside, speaking to the lady, the maidservant mustered her courage and whispered...

"Why don't you have breakfast first, Master? Madam won't wake up for another hour."

Xiao Yuan chuckled and gently pinched Jiang Xinyu's cheek, but before he could pull his hand back, his wife grabbed it.

Then a pull came, and Xiao Yuan lost his balance and involuntarily fell onto the bed. Jiang Xinyu took the opportunity to flip over and pin him down.

The two maids gasped and quickly turned to close the door and leave. Their mistress was too fierce; what followed was not something they could read.

Xiao Yuan was surprised that Jiang Xinyu was pretending to be asleep, and even more surprised that she was so strong.

He was a martial arts expert, yet he was pinned down on the bed by a delicate young lady. It would be too embarrassing if word got out.

Why did he feel that the lady's strength had increased? Or was it because he was tired from practicing martial arts and felt out of balance?

Jiang Xinyu saw Xiao Yuan staring blankly and lifted his chin.

"My husband is so enthusiastic, coming to throw himself into my arms so early in the morning."

Why won't you sleep with others at night? Are you hiding some other little devil in your room?

When Jiang Xinyu turned over, the quilt had already fallen to the side. She was only wearing a pink quilt, and the loose fabric at the chest revealed a bright red bodice underneath.

Xiao Yuan blushed and her heart pounded as she looked away hastily, saying there was nothing wrong and that a little vixen was telling her to get up quickly.

The more flustered he appeared, the more mischievous Jiang Xinyu became. She shamelessly turned his face towards her and giggled.

"Husband, why don't you look at me? Do I look ugly?"

Jiang Xinyu's voice, which had just woken up, was slightly languid and, combined with her soft tone, was even more alluring than usual.

In addition, her long hair was loose and her snow-white skin was faintly visible, which made Xiao Yuan feel hot all over.

A normal man would have reacted by now, but Xiao Yuan, though not reacting, was not without feeling. A surge of lustful desire coursed through his body, causing his heart to race and him to break out in a cold sweat.

This was a feeling he had never experienced before. Xiao Yuan hurriedly rolled over and pinned Jiang Xinyu down, then shoved her into the blanket and ran away.

Jiang Xinyu hurriedly tried to pull him up, but accidentally grabbed the fabric on his back and ripped off a piece with a tearing sound.

Xiao Yuan ignored the strange feeling in his heart and touched the exposed part of his back with a helpless expression.

His intuition was right; his young mistress must have taken too many supplements to become so strong, making it easier for her to tease him in the future.

Jiang Xinyu awkwardly hid the fabric behind her back and giggled sheepishly.

"That was all a misunderstanding."

Would you believe me if I said I didn't do it on purpose?

Xiao Yuan took a deep breath and gritted his teeth, "I believe you, but can you behave yourself? It's already past noon, are you not going to go back to your parents' home?"

Jiang Xinyu threw the fabric aside and jumped out of bed.

"I can't miss the chance to slap someone in the face."

Today I'm also planning to rant and rave about Liu's family and her scumbag father's breast hyperplasia!

Xiao Yuan didn't understand what breast hyperplasia was, but he could guess the general idea. This girl was trying to bully people again today by taking advantage of his power.

Other people's wives pretend to be generous, kind, and virtuous, but his little glutton is frighteningly real.

Whether doing good or bad, they are open and honest, which is... kind of cute.

While calling the maid in to help her with her makeup, Jiang Xinyu awkwardly asked Xiao Yuan if he needed to change his clothes.

Xiao Yuan rolled his eyes at her, annoyed. "What do you think?"

Am I supposed to go to see my father-in-law with half my back exposed?

If anyone asks me later, I'll tell you the truth: my wife scratched it with her paws.

Jiang Xinyu wasn't embarrassed at all; she even took the time to retort while washing up.

"Sure, if you're willing to die, I'm willing to bury you. So what if it's embarrassing? It's not a big deal."

If you tell anyone that I tore your clothes, I'll say it happened when we were in bed together.

As for the process, let them use their imaginations freely; I guarantee each one will come up with something more brilliant than the last.

Xiao Yuan sighed as he sent someone to fetch him some clothes.

"Madam, is there really no one in this world you care about?"

Don't you think you're being a little too unrestrained?

Jiang Xinyu chuckled, "It could have been, but someone keeps pushing me away."

My wife cares deeply for you, yet you refuse to put me on your bed.

I've been throwing myself at you for two days and three nights and you still haven't given me away, what face do I have left?

I'm heartbroken and upset, and I'm thinking of giving up entirely.

Don't say I didn't warn you, a sexually frustrated woman is capable of anything; you'll regret it later.

As soon as Jiang Xinyu finished speaking, she heard the sound of a teacup shattering behind her. Xiao Yuan stared at her with bloodshot eyes and a gloomy face, his aura as sharp as a drawn sword.

The two maids immediately knelt down in fright, and Jiang Xinyu was also startled.

"Why are you so crazy?"

Xiao Yuan clenched his fists, trying to suppress his anger, and spoke haltingly.

"If you dare to have an affair, I will kill you. Even if you leave only a corpse, you will never leave my side."

Jiang Xinyu was speechless. Seeing him so angry, she felt both sorry for him and amused.

Why are you so stubborn?

Who wants to leave you? Haven't you been the one avoiding me all along?

"I'm a girl, I've shamelessly taken the initiative to be with you time and time again, and you keep pushing me away. Don't I have any dignity?"

As they talked, Jiang Xinyu also lost her temper.

"He always gets angry at me for no reason. Chief Supervisor Xiao is really quite the big shot."

Last time you kicked down my door and now you've smashed a teacup. Do you want to beat me up again?

What did I say that offended you?

Isn't it just because they're bullying a weak woman like me who has no one to back her up?

I sincerely wanted to marry you and spend my life with you, but you always threatened to kill me.

Did I dig up your family's ancestral graves in my past life to treat me like this?

Weren't you going to kill me?

"There's no time like the present! Come on, strangle me!"

Xiao Yuan was startled by Jiang Xinyu's sudden outburst and felt a bit breathless when he saw her grab his hand and put it on her neck.

"I didn't... I'm not... I..."

"What do you mean, 'you'? Have you always looked down on me and thought I was shameless?"

Yes, I'm pathetic; even offering myself as a bedmate is pointless.

Jiang Xinyu didn't know what was wrong with her. As she spoke, she felt more and more wronged and tears involuntarily streamed down her face.

Xiao Yuan panicked immediately.

He didn't mean it that way. He didn't look down on his wife. He wanted to consummate the marriage, but he wasn't capable of it.

He was just too insecure, so he erected thorns to protect himself and dared not let himself fall in love.

He wanted to tell his wife that he liked her, liked her very much, and that he also liked her affection without looking down on her in the slightest.

But Chief Supervisor Xiao, who always spoke with a knife, was completely incapable of coaxing people, and the more nervous he became, the less he knew what to say.

Suddenly, the maid cried out, "Blood, Madam... Madam is bleeding!"

The two who were arguing looked down where the maid pointed and saw that Jiang Xinyu's light pink trousers were stained with bright red.