I'm having EMO, can you help me die?

Chapter 30 How to Properly Court Death

The necklace around her neck flashed.

Shen Qingqing naturally noticed it.

She touched the black necklace, and suddenly a world of clouds and sea appeared in her mind.

[Little Lazy, I'd say this is pretty much protagonist-like treatment, right?]

Xiao La: This is not scientific; this necklace should not exist!

Shen Qingqing was feeling very happy. She stood by the shelves and everything had disappeared. It was a little past one o'clock in the afternoon, and the supermarket was unmanned, with hardly anyone inside.

But as a law-abiding young woman, she quietly paid the money and continued to target the next market.

Because of the impending apocalypse, Ji Jing killed the original owner of this body without any hesitation at the very beginning.

[Because the original female lead was really difficult.]

Shen Qingqing acquired dozens of supermarkets, five hospitals, as well as clothing stores, doll shops, weapon shops (but not guns, only various swords), toy stores...

Why are you carrying so many dolls?

[In the apocalypse, I'm scared, but sleeping with a doll makes me feel less afraid.]

Xiao Lan: It's outdated; it doesn't understand today's college students.

[Please continue. What happened after the original owner died?]

Xiao Lan didn't say much and continued talking.

As the male protagonist, Ji Jing possesses all kinds of superpowers, but he pretends to be weak in the early stages. Later, he reveals his true strength, builds his own power, and violently kills all the zombies that should be killed. In the end, he unifies the world and then commits suicide...

Shen Qingqing: ……

The male lead in this story has a serious illness.

Lazybones: I think you're also suffering from some kind of serious illness...

That's about all the content for this instance.

So what is my task?

Shen Qingqing was a little excited.

Your mission is to prevent the male protagonist from committing suicide in the end.

You overestimate me. My very survival is questionable.

Little Lazy isn't worried; it believes its host has the potential to become a top-tier mission taker.

You should just eat and drink as usual; maybe you'll finish the mission and then just run a dungeon.

Okay, you've convinced me. I'm just here to experience life, so as long as you're not in a rush.

Shen Qingqing looked completely unconcerned.

Oh, right!

As if remembering something, Xiao Lan opened the screen and swiped back.

[Host, this time you need to fit the character description!]

A persona? She still has to play a persona, life is hard, and she sighs all the time.

What kind of persona is this?

[The original owner was quite reckless; please, host, learn how to be reckless as well.]

Shen Qingqing: ……

Silently opening the little pink book: How to properly court death?

1. Try a different way to die every day.

2. Learn how to properly respond to others. [Click the link to purchase the e-book and print version.]

3. Carefree and heartless.

……

Shen Qingqing quickly bought dozens of e-books.

She then went to the bookstore and specifically bought books on how to roast people.

Now I can relax and go home to get a good night's sleep.

She parked the car at the entrance, checked the surroundings, and then changed the password before locking the door.

[Lazybones, please write down my password. It's six sixes. I'm afraid I'll forget it.]

Lazybones: May I ask, is it absolutely necessary to change this password?

【it is good. 】

"It's been a while since I cooked, I'll make myself dinner!"

Shen Qingqing mustered her energy and ran to the kitchen, starting to make a clattering noise.

[You can cook?] It wasn't that Lazybones was shocked; it was that since they'd known each other, it had never seen Shen Qingqing lift a finger.

Before long, a table full of steaming hot dishes was served, and it had to be said that it looked really appealing.

Selling this product as a food vlogger wouldn't be a bad idea.

The smell is alright too.

Shen Qingqing made five dishes: two meat dishes, one soup, and two vegetarian dishes.

Do you want some? If you do, I'll get you a bowl.

Let's have one then.

It looks quite delicious. As a product of high technology, it's okay to eat a little bit of it occasionally.

They each ate their own portion.

You know what, your cooking skills are actually pretty good.

"Of course, my mom made me cook since I was little, so this level of skill is nothing."

She had a smile on her face.

Xiao Lan had seen Wang Wu's personal profile.

It couldn't be simpler. Wang Wu is very obedient, didn't have a rebellious phase, and is a very normal ordinary person.

However, judging from the previous copy, its host is not as simple as it seems on the surface.

When I woke up the next day, a trending topic appeared on the internet.

Title: Shocking! The End of the World Seems to Be Coming!

However, when Shen Qingqing scrolled through the comments section, she found it was full of gloating and some people were even joking.

People these days will film anything for clicks.

[Yeah, this looks pretty realistic. Bro, who did the special effects? It wasn't AI, was it?]

[Are you kidding me? Do you really think that in the apocalypse a few biting creatures will suddenly appear?]

Netizens aren't stupid these days.

Shen Qingqing: Every time I read the comments section, I always feel powerless.

As noon approached, similar videos began to appear online, and a large number of people left comments on the official government website.

The official Weibo account has already posted several messages.

The entire internet is flooded with these videos and related comments.

There were also some distress messages.

Shen Qingqing cracked sunflower seeds while watching the crazy rabbit.

[Host, why do you enjoy watching a few rabbits hopping around so much?]

She took a sip of water, her eyes shining. "Don't you think these rabbits are adorable?"

Not at all, I haven't gotten tired of watching it after all this time.

It could only say that Shen Qingqing's persistent attitude frightened it. She searched the entire internet to find this rabbit. It didn't understand why there were two such similar works in different worlds.

Human civilizations are always similar; they go around in circles, coming and going, and there are always similarities.

Shen Qingqing wasn't surprised; she had already downloaded a lot of novels, comics, anime, and movies in advance, and even TV series that she never liked to watch.

I'm really worried about how she'll play without internet or electricity!

Fortunately, she had the foresight to buy many generators and fuel.

No one would have guessed that Shen Qingqing bought these things to make her life more interesting in the future.

The third day of the end times.

Shen Qingqing stayed at home for three days.

"I am bored."

Xiao Lan was eating sunflower seeds while watching the TV series that Shen Qingqing had saved.

[Go out and look for supplies when you're bored; what you have certainly won't be enough to feed you for the rest of your life.]

She turned over in bed.

"I'm going to farm now. I also bought vegetables, wheat, corn, chicks, ducklings, cows, and sheep in the necklace space..." she counted on her fingers.

When did you buy this? I haven't seen it.

Shen Qingqing chuckled. "I glanced at it when I passed by."

"Did you pay me?"

She sat up, her hair disheveled. "Of course I gave them to them. I took pictures of all their QR codes and scanned them one by one yesterday."

Xiao Lan was eating sunflower seeds one after another, without even finishing chewing what was in her mouth.

Even so, you should still go out for a walk, otherwise you won't be able to fight back if you encounter bad people.

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