I'm having EMO, can you help me die?
Chapter 29, Dungeon 2: He's Your Brother
You might as well just tell me directly and let me create a new world.
Oh, you're really useless.
Little Lazy stared with its big eyes. [Host, have you ever read any post-apocalyptic novels? Those usually feature protagonists with extremely rare cheat-like abilities!]
Am I not the main character?
Xiao Lan: To some extent, Wang Wu is indeed a protagonist.
[Usually, the main character's parents will leave them a necklace, bracelet, or ring, what do you have?]
Wang Wu looked at the window next to him and saw that she was dressed in expensive clothes.
She was wearing a necklace around her neck, and so on.
Why does this necklace look so familiar?
【Isn't this the one Gu Jing gave you? How did you bring it here?】
Xiao Lan was shocked, because logically, items from two different instances shouldn't appear in the same instance.
This might be a bug; I'll report it.
Wang Wu watched as Xiao Lan vanished in an instant, like a dumpling.
No, could you please explain the situation to me first?
What should I do now?
Standing here isn't a solution. Shen Qingqing opened her phone; it was noon.
Xiao Lan didn't tell her that the end of the world had already come, which means that there should still be a few days until the end of the world, so the most important task now is to find food.
Wang Wu opened his phone, tapped on his WeChat and Alipay savings accounts, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing the amounts.
"Thank goodness, just like in my previous life, I almost thought I was broke."
She immediately took the elevator downstairs, "Wait! Where do I live?"
They ran away without explaining anything clearly; the system is so irresponsible.
Huh? It takes this long to report a bug.
She opened her WeChat contact list and saw a pinned message.
"Ji Jing?"
She didn't know who was who, so she picked up her phone and made a voice call.
"Hey, what's the matter?"
The voice on the other end was impatient, as if the person was very annoyed with her.
"Hello, do you know where I live? Could you send me your location? I've forgotten, thank you."
Wang Wu spoke very politely and hung up the phone before the other party could reply.
Could this be someone the original owner was pursuing? She quickly unpinned the other person from the top of her chat list; she didn't like it, and what if she was misunderstood?
Gu Jing is... Oh, right, that guy isn't here, so I'll just pin this randomly.
She said that, but she still unpinned it from the top of her chat list.
She waited a while before seeing the message in the chat history. Without thinking, she immediately opened the navigation. It was the end of the world; time was everything.
To be honest, Wang Wu was a little excited.
When Ji Jing received Shen Qingqing's call, he was a little annoyed. Shen Qingqing was usually very annoying, and he had been holding back from killing her simply because Shen Qingqing was still somewhat useful to him.
A light rain began to fall. Ji Jing stood in front of the huge French windows, feeling inexplicably irritable these past few days.
[I'm back, host! Did you miss me?]
Oh, so you finally decided to come back.
[I had no choice, my boss made me work overtime! Otherwise, I would have been home much earlier!]
"...You seem quite busy."
Of course.
Wang Wu sat in the taxi, and the light rain outside the window had turned into a downpour.
[Host! I forgot to tell you, the apocalypse is tomorrow!]
【Oh. 】
As expected, the host's mental fortitude is extraordinary.
There are 12 hours left until the end of the world.
Tell me about this instance first.
[Wait a moment, let me check.]
Xiao Lan frowned and fiddled with the screen.
This is a purely male-oriented novel.
The title is "I'm Rampage and Slaughtering Everyone in the Apocalypse".
Wang Wu didn't understand. Was this a male-oriented title? Did anyone read it?
Are you sure this is a male-oriented novel?
Xiao Lan opened the author's biography, which stated:
Gender: Female
Brief introduction: This author is lazy and left nothing behind.
This is a male-oriented novel with a female-oriented style.
Oh, what's next?
Getting back to the point, Xiao Lan was just joking.
Wang Wu arrived home; the door had a combination lock.
The male protagonist of this world is named Ji Jing.
【…】
Tell me the password first!
"Wait a minute, let me check... um... found it! The password is six zeros!"
Wang Wu quickly entered the password. The original owner lived alone in the villa, which was quite remote. She was now considering making it her long-term residence.
Several vehicles were parked at the entrance. She picked one up; the most important thing now was to transport supplies.
What is my relationship with Ji Jing?
He is your brother.
What should my name be?
[Shen Qingqing.]
You guys are so lazy, you all have the same name.
Xiao Lan sighed and waved her hand.
[The above statement mentioned a concern that having too many names of characters would make it difficult to remember them all and disrupt the immersion in the story.]
Wang Wu considered this possibility, and with his memory, there was a high probability that this situation might actually occur.
Wang Wu opened the car door and got in. Next to him was a small pink book with the browsing history: How beginners can quickly learn to drive.
You can't drive!
Little Lazy moved its short legs; thankfully, it was a system.
[You keep talking, what's with the surprise? Haven't you ever seen a college student without a driver's license?]
Xiao Lan gave an awkward smile and continued recounting the plot.
Ji Jing was abandoned by his parents at a young age and has lived with the Shen family ever since after being adopted by Mr. and Mrs. Shen.
Wang Wu followed the steps above, fastened his seatbelt, stepped on the brake, turned on the power, shifted into D gear, released the handbrake, released the foot brake, and gently pressed the accelerator.
The car actually started moving. "It seems I really can learn something online," Wang Wu thought to himself.
{The following female lead's name will be replaced with Shen Qingqing.}
There weren't many cars on the road, and Shen Qingqing didn't arrive very quickly.
To be honest, Shen Qingqing was extremely nervous. She had never taken a driving test during college and was now learning on the job.
When she was scared, she would silently tell herself, "The worst that can happen is death. Just hold on, hold on, hold on!"
[Ji Jing has a separate household registration, but she has the right to inherit the Shen family's estate. This is because the original owner of this body was a girl, and she was particularly difficult. Although Shen's parents doted on her, they were also worried about the future of the Shen family business.]
Therefore, Ji Jing was adopted, and the Shen family business was handed over to him, but the majority of the shares remained with the original owner.
"We're here! Let's go shopping!"
"Wow, you actually know how!" I admit I underestimated you a bit earlier.
You continue, we need to save time.
Before Xiao Lan could answer, Shen Qingqing rushed to the back, grabbed various canned goods, and put them in the shopping cart.
[The original owner of this body, Shen Qingqing, liked Ji Jing.]
Shen Qingqing paused, her hand holding the item still. How could she have said she would pin this person's chat to the top of her chat list?
[Then, Ji Jing dislikes Shen Qingqing, even loathes her, but because of the shares Shen Qingqing holds, he hasn't made a move against you.]
Looks like I'm actually quite useful.
"Why can't we store all of this at once?!"
Shen Qingqing was exhausted from moving things, and just as this thought crossed her mind, everything in front of her disappeared.
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