Reborn in a small village in the 1990s
Chapter 94
"Waaah..." Zhao Da'e burst into tears. Who can't cry? Zhang Cuilan pretended to cry, and so could Zhao Da'e. This was called giving someone a taste of their own medicine.
Zhao Da'e cried even louder and louder, sobbing as she said, "My third aunt stole my flour and then tried to steal my cow. When I refused, she put her head on the cow's hoof and let it kick her. She slapped the cow's hoof across the face, leaving a big bump. Then she started framing me, saying she stole my things, robbed me, and even tried to extort money from me. What kind of wicked aunt is this? She's a little devil from hell, here to take our lives!"
I think this is it: my third aunt was possessed by the Weasel spirit, and the old ox became a spirit. It saw that Zhang Cuilan was possessed by the Weasel spirit, so it unleashed its divine power, directly breaking the Weasel spirit's magic on my third aunt. Otherwise, why would the ox have diarrhea all the time, especially when my third aunt was around, and it would have diarrhea all over her? That doesn't make sense. Who could be so unlucky as to have diarrhea all over their body by an ox? Doesn't this prove that my third aunt was possessed by the Weasel spirit?
"Please save my third aunt! Exorcise her! She's dying! She's clearly possessed by evil spirits, spouting nonsense. She says I can hit her, but she's as fat as a pig! How could I possibly beat her? Besides, look at my third aunt's waist! Even our pickling jar isn't as thick as her! No decent man could beat her! Isn't she just slandering an innocent person?"
Everyone had been invited by Zhao Da'e to help, and now seeing this situation, someone said, "I think Third Sister-in-law is possessed by an evil spirit, otherwise who would eat cow dung for no reason?"
Everyone laughed.
Zhang Cuilan angrily cursed, "You shameless bunch! You believe everything she says, you good-for-nothing. She's the one who hit me, the one who beat me up like this."
Zhao Tingxu looked extremely unwell. He glanced at her, but felt he couldn't say anything, so he could only say, "Third brother's wife, are you alright? Get up quickly, come inside and wash up, you're all dirty."
Zhao Tiegang also said, "Wife, the ground is cold. We're all family. Da'e is young and doesn't know any better. Don't be like her. Just consider Da'e acting foolishly."
Zhao Da'e objected: "Third Uncle, what are you saying? It was clearly your wife who stole my things, and then she was possessed by a weasel spirit, which is why she got kicked by the ox. What does that have to do with me? She stole my things, so she got her comeuppance. Otherwise, wouldn't she have gotten kicked by the ox?"
Zhang Cuilan's face was covered in flour and cow dung. She wiped her face, stood up, grabbed Zhao Tiegang's clothes, and yelled, "Is this how a man acts? Your wife got beaten up and covered in cow dung, and you're taking the side of outsiders. Are you even a man?"
Zhao Da'e immediately retorted, "Whether my third uncle is a man or not is none of your business. My brother Zhao Yongbo is already four years old, which proves that my third uncle should still be a man. Zhang Cuilan, you don't need to throw a tantrum here. You're so lazy that you attract maggots all day long. Even dish soap can't wash away your laziness."
You think you can extort money from me over such a trivial matter as a minor scratch? You stole my things, robbed me, insulted me, and now you're trying to blackmail me? You shameless old woman, how could my grandfather have been so blind as to marry you as his daughter-in-law?
Zhao Tingxu's expression darkened further, and he immediately scolded, "Zhao Da'e, stop talking nonsense. This has nothing to do with you, so go back to your room and stay there. Don't go looking for trouble. You seem to want to stir up trouble."
“Where am I talking nonsense? These noodles are mine. This half-bag of flour is mine. Originally, there was a bag of flour and a bag of rice, but that shameless gossip Zhang Cuilan stole more than half of it. I didn’t know when I was home. I was warming myself by the fire when she went to steal it, and I caught her red-handed. What excuse does she have?”
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