Reborn in a small village in the 1990s

Zhao Da'e cursed, "You thieving dog, Zhang Cuilan, you're a born scoundrel with no manners. Did your father send you to marry just to steal? You have no class. Everyone else spoils you, but I don't. You'd better put it away right now, or don't blame me for being impolite."

"Hey! Zhao Da'e, you've really gotten bold. I'll spoil you rotten. Do whatever you want, I'm not afraid of you!" Zhang Cuilan said, and walked away.

Zhao Da'e sneered, grabbed a rolling pin, and chased after her. With icy eyes, Zhao Da'e struck Zhang Cuilan's thigh with the rolling pin.

In winter, Zhang Cuilan wore thick cotton-padded trousers, and Zhao Da'e was never gentle with his hands; one swipe of the rolling pin would only hurt, not injure her. Zhao Da'e, controlling his strength, swung the rolling pin two more times.

Then Zhang Cuilan let out a bloodcurdling scream like a pig being slaughtered, and ran away, shouting as she ran, "Help! Someone, help! That damned Zhao Da'e is going to kill someone! Help! Help!"

In her panic, Zhang Cuilan ran blindly, when suddenly a cow at the gate kicked her from behind, striking her squarely in the face. Blood streamed down her face, and she was completely dazed.

The sack of flour she was carrying was thrown into the air, and it hit her squarely on the forehead. She looked exactly like a zombie from a movie, covered in flour, with a gash on her forehead from being kicked by a cow, from which blood was flowing.

Zhang Cuilan touched her forehead, and upon seeing the blood, she screamed and fainted.

Zhao Da'e: "Holy crap... Am I going to get involved in someone's death? This woman is so unlucky, she got kicked by a cow."

Zhang Cuilan was always idle and did no work, so her physique wasn't very good. Although she was quite fat, it was all flabby flesh, not muscle. Running a few steps like that wasn't enough for her, and since she didn't see any cows, she was kicked and fainted.

Hearing the noise, the workers behind stopped working and swarmed to the front yard. When they got there, they saw Zhang Cuilan looking like a ghost, covered in face powder, with blood streaming from her forehead, lying paralyzed on the ground. The old ox next to her got scared by her appearance and suddenly jumped out.

puff.

It splattered all over Zhang Cuilan.

Zhang Cuilan had just been kicked and was only half-dazed. Relying on the fact that there were people behind her, she thought it would be better to pretend to be unconscious, but she didn't expect that Lao Niu would jump all over her.

She reached out and touched it, and the stench overwhelmed her. She immediately let out another pig-like scream: "Aaaaaah, cow dung... ugh..."

Everyone stared in disbelief, completely stunned for a moment: …

Zhang Cuilan was covered in mud and tried to get up, but she was unsteady on her feet and fell down again. Now, her hair, face, hands, and entire body were all covered in mud and she was completely disfigured. There was cow dung soup everywhere, and a lot of flour was spilled on the ground. She swung her hands around, and as a result, flour paste was everywhere.

He completely turned himself into a clown.

Looking at the crowd, Zhang Cuilan burst into tears, wailing, "That heartless Zhao Da'e! She hit me! She tried to kill me! I can't live like this anymore! Someone, please give me justice! How can a niece hit her aunt, and beat her to death like that? If none of you were here today, she would have beaten me to death! Someone, please judge this!"

Zhao Da'e was stunned: Holy crap, is this woman trying to scam me? My two rolling pins are perfectly fine. She just got kicked by the cow. What does it have to do with me? If she hadn't stolen my noodles, would I have chased after her? Isn't this her own fault? Besides, she just got kicked by the cow and bled a little, and she's already crying and wailing.

Damn it, it's just crying, isn't it?

So you think you, Zhang Cuilan, can cry?