A cute, timid mushroom mistakenly takes the zombie king for her boyfriend and sticks close to him.

Some are happy while others are sad; such a handsome younger brother has already been taken in by a mistress.

However, some people were still unwilling to give up. A beautiful woman who looked to be around thirty years old swayed over gracefully and said, "Tell me, how much did your ex-sugar daddy give you? I'll pay double!"

Sheng Jingxing had originally come to catch his lover cheating, but he was caught off guard by the food. Suppressing his disgust, he grinned, revealing a pair of dimples and gleaming fangs: "No need, I'm just lusting after my sugar daddy's body!"

"Zombie...?"

The woman retreated in panic, angrily cursing him: "Your zombie king said you're not allowed to eat humans, aren't you afraid that the perverts around him will drag you back and dig out your crystal core?"

Sheng Jingxing was stunned for a moment, then picked at his ear in disbelief: "What pervert?"

"Of course it's the butler who works for the Zombie King. What's his name again? I forgot. Anyway, that zombie is ruthless. He's all smiles on the outside but deadly on the inside. If you dare to break the balance between zombies and humans, see if he doesn't kill you!"

The woman thought his so-called lust for flesh meant he wanted to eat people, so she cursed and ran away. Who knows if this zombie would suddenly become possessed and eat her too?

Sheng Jingxing laughed in anger; it turned out that in the eyes of humans, he was a pervert.

Who the hell is spreading rumors?!

Before Sheng Jingxing arrived, Tang Shengnan chatted with the bartender, subtly extracting information from him. It turned out that the owner of this bar had done a lot of shady things in the apocalypse, bullying men and women and committing all sorts of evil deeds, just as wicked as when Dongfang Lie was in charge of the Moonlight Base.

The most stained parts of his hands were not the brains of zombies, but the blood of his fellow humans.

Despite her fiery temper, she barely suppressed the urge to flip the table and instead engaged the bartender in a perfunctory manner, saying, "Could I possibly meet the boss? To be honest, I have a very handsome man here whom I'd like him to take a look at."

The bartender was very knowledgeable and immediately led her to a private room.

"I'll go and inform the boss right away."

Tang Shengnan sat up with her legs crossed, plotting how to kill the boss later. Not long after, a commotion came from outside, and the door was kicked open. Two familiar faces came into view, one big and one small. The little one saw her and immediately ran over, "Mom!"

Tang Shengnan: "???"

The older man, holding the bartender by the neck, gave her a nonchalant grin: "Oh, what a coincidence, you're here too?"

Tang Shengnan's eyes narrowed sharply: "You still play this game?"

Sheng Jingxing: "No, no, no, I can't compare to you. I just came to take a look."

The bartender stammered, "Miss Tang... this is the beauty you wanted to sell to our boss, right? She's beautiful, but a bit fierce. Maybe we should call it a day..."

A beauty sold to the boss?

Zombies always know how to focus on the essentials, and Sheng Jingxing immediately realized that Tang Shengnan wasn't there to find a man.

He relaxed his back and smiled nonchalantly: "Oh right, I'm the beauty she's selling. Go find your boss and let me see what's going on, and whether I can get a good price for me."

Bartender: "???"

Tang Shengnan: "???"

The two humans were completely bewildered. The bartender was released and ran away as fast as he could.

Tang Shengnan only came to her senses when Sheng Jingxing arrived beside her. The two stared at each other, one human and one corpse. Tang Shengnan sneered, "You want a beating?"

Sheng Jingxing grinned, revealing a pair of fangs: "No, didn't someone say they were going to sell me? Let me see if it's too much to ask for a buyer, right? A buyer can't be inferior to the owner."

He bent down, pulling Tang Shengnan into his arms, his gaze intense: "Master? Why aren't you saying anything?"

Upon hearing the word "master," Tang Shengnan was completely bewildered. Her pupils dilated three times as she stared at him in disbelief. The two were so close that her face flushed red, and she cursed, "Idiot, what trick are you playing now!"

"Keep cursing!" Sheng Jingxing wasn't angry and listened attentively: "That's what I want to ask you, what kind of tricks are you up to here?"

"You've been following me again?"

Sheng Jingxing has been stalking her more than once or twice. He's a madman, a rabid dog!

"What do you mean by stalking? I'm just showing you concern!"

care?

Tang Shengnan was taken aback. Upon closer inspection, she noticed that Sheng Jingxing's usually playful face was unusually serious.

This doesn't sound like a joke...

Tang Shengnan wasn't as naive as the cowardly mushroom. She had been in love before and knew what it meant when someone made that kind of expression and said those kinds of things.

Her lips trembled, and just as she was about to say something, there was another loud bang at the door, and both the person and the corpse looked over at the same time.

The escaped bartender, leading a group of men, said to the leader, "Boss, it's them. They're definitely here to cause trouble."

Tang Shengnan originally didn't intend to make a big fuss, after all, everyone here was one of their people, and she couldn't fight against so many alone. However, Sheng Jingxing's arrival caused trouble.

"It's all your fault!" She kicked Sheng Jingxing. "Get them dealt with right now, or I'll show you what I'm capable of!"

"Understood!" Sheng Jingxing loosened his fingers and gave everyone present the middle finger. "Attack together!"

With a series of crackling and clanging noises, the entire bar shook three times. Seeing that something was wrong, the customers outside hurriedly fled in panic. A few people posted on social media that zombies were causing trouble in a human bar in a public place.

Some even sent messages to their superiors, fearing that the zombies would kill them.

Fifteen minutes later, Sheng Jingxing, with a bartender on his left and a boss on his right, threw them both in front of the arriving base commander: "I'm doing a good deed today, eliminating evil for you humans. No need for thanks, just clean up this mess."

"I'm not bragging, but if this happened to us zombies, I would have torn them to pieces. But I'm being merciful because they're human."

A soft heart...?

The base commander looked at the two bruised and swollen figures on the ground and silently twitched his lips. Others might not recognize Sheng Jingxing, but he certainly did.

This zombie is level eight; we can't afford to mess with it.

Worried about disrupting peace between the two tribes, Tang Shengnan quickly explained, "Human flesh trade is taking place here. You can send someone to investigate the rest."

The base commander didn't dare to go against Sheng Jingxing, especially since the facts were right in front of him. He smiled slightly and said, "Thank you both for your hard work. Leave the rest to me."

After settling things at the bar, Tang Shengnan clapped her hands and left, followed by two tails. She turned around, looked Sheng Jingxing up and down, and sneered, "Little Sheng, you don't like me, do you?"

Sheng Jingxing exclaimed in surprise: "How could that be? Who would like someone with such a bad temper, who's always cursing zombies..."

Under Tang Shengnan's increasingly dangerous gaze, his voice gradually weakened, and he tugged at the corner of his lips: "So what? Is it shameful to like food? Our Zombie King even liked a mushroom, and he wasn't embarrassed at all."

Tang Shengnan clicked her tongue in imitation of him, then turned and left.

"Hey, what do you mean?"

Sheng Jingxing was chasing after him.

"Little beauty left me a bubble that grants temporary immunity to zombies. I'll check it out tonight. If you treat me well, I might consider it a favor because you're good-looking."

Sheng Jingxing: "!!!"

He said he was so sorry, but then the whole zombie floated away behind her, its hair fluttering in the wind.

At the bar entrance, the little zombie stared longingly in the direction where the two had disappeared, scratching his head.

Is this the legendary... "killing the corpse after the millstone has been unloaded"?

He took out the sunflower seeds his mother had left him from his pocket and chewed them.

This family will fall apart without him!