"Sheng Jingxing, you son of a bitch, don't let me catch you, or I'll pluck your hair off!!"

With a roar like a shrew, Tang Shengnan grabbed a trash can and threw it into the air.

Sheng Jingxing quickly dodged and looked down at Tang Shengnan, "Hey, hey, hey, stop cursing, stop cursing. I'm just declaring beforehand that I don't have a master."

"Your uncle's!"

"I don't have an uncle!"

"You son of a bitch!" Tang Shengnan was furious. Damn it, life had finally become peaceful, but Little Pretty had been kidnapped by that dead zombie Pei Sinian and no one knew where she was. She called, but no one answered. Even a fool could tell that Pei Sinian had stopped her.

Such a big and adorable girl was taken away by Shui Lingling, and Sheng Jingxing was an accomplice.

"Don't think I don't know, you and Pei Sinian are birds of a feather! Neither of you are good people."

The trash can missed the man, but almost hit Tang Shengnan herself. She dodged it and threw a few more things at him.

Slippers and brooms were all used. Although he could have used his levitation ability to block them, Sheng Jingxing deliberately dodged on top of them like a ghost, grinning slyly: "We're in cahoots, so what? Why do you have to interfere when the young couple is doing something? Don't you think you're so clever?"

Tang Shengnan sneered: "Pah! That zombie was just taking advantage of the little beauty's naivety. If I hadn't helped keep an eye on things, she might have been eaten to the bone!"

“You always say I’m a busybody. Mind your own business and don’t meddle in my affairs.”

This zombie is so annoying. Tang Shengnan didn't want to waste time with him. He couldn't hit it, and he might not be able to beat it even if he tried. It was like a leech, so annoying.

If you can't afford to offend, can you still afford to hide?

Tang Shengnan tossed her neatly styled hair, turned around, and left.

Sheng Jingxing touched his nose and was about to follow when the zombies sent a message saying they needed to talk to their older brother.

The word "brother" made Sheng Jingxing overjoyed. He said he was destined to be a beast of burden, and then happily went off.

It turned out that two zombies were arguing. One of them said, "Second Brother Yuan, you're not a good zombie. You said you'd be my brother, that we'd die together, not live together, but die together. But when the zombie horde came, you were the first one to push me in."

The second elder felt a little guilty. "This... Chen Xiaosan, haven't I become a zombie too? Why bring up these old, trivial matters? Humans and zombies are one family now. We should put aside our differences as fellow zombies."

"Bullshit! Boss, you be the judge! This is a blood feud!"

When Sheng Jingxing arrived, he said disdainfully, "Is this such a trivial matter? You should push it back now."

He pointed at Chen Xiaosan.

Chen Xiaosan looked completely bewildered: "Huh? Me? Push? Push what?"

"Nonsense, he pushed you into a pile of zombies back then, so of course you're going to push him into a pile of people now, so it evens out, right?"

Sheng Jingxing said impatiently, "Alright, meeting adjourned!"

The zombies who were watching the spectacle were dumbfounded. No, that's it?

Is it too hasty?

Pushing zombies into a crowd of people, it's unclear who is being punished.

Sheng Jingxing didn't care about any of that; at his level, he had already remembered things from his previous life.

He was a rich second-generation. Men, you know, money corrupts. His father had affairs with multiple women and even fathered an illegitimate child. He was young then, and in a moment of madness, the only revenge he could think of was to raise himself into a lazy, good-for-nothing playboy to infuriate that old bastard.

When he grew up, he realized something was wrong. His father scolded him every day, saying he was a good-for-nothing and that the family fortune would go to his illegitimate son.

He was furious when he heard that!

He retorted angrily to the old man, "Just you wait! One day, I'll be the next generation, sweeping you off your feet and leaving you stranded on the beach!"

He cultivated connections, sidelined Old Deng, and made Old Deng look at him with new respect.

Unfortunately, the apocalypse came, and his whole family couldn't escape the zombie attack. Old Deng still had some conscience; he knew to help him block the zombies and told him to run away quickly.

What about him?

He ran away, but not far. He met his love around the corner and had a beautiful encounter with a zombie. Even after becoming a zombie, he couldn't change his deadly ways. Unknowingly, he recruited a lot of followers and became a boss in a county town.

Meeting Tang Shengnan and his friends was an accident. He ended up deceiving himself, which led to his subconscious playfulness. In addition, his mother said that if you like something, you should fight for it and grab it, otherwise you will lose it when you want it.

Isn't that his old man's fortune?

After becoming a zombie, he tried to steal people using his skills, but unfortunately, the other party was a tough nut to crack.

It’s difficult!

Sheng Jingxing, with his arms behind his head, leisurely floated back, only to have the zombies cause trouble again.

"It's not good, it's not good!"

"I'm perfectly fine!" He glared at the zombies with displeasure. "If you bother me with your trivial matters again, I'll tear you all to pieces."

The zombie who came to deliver the message shuddered, "...That's indeed a minor matter. It's just that Miss Tang went to a newly opened bar by humans."

After it finished speaking, it noticed that its boss didn't look too good, and asked cautiously, "Boss, are you... are you alright?"

"Young Master! I'm doing well!" Sheng Jingxing said, enunciating each word clearly, before disappearing from the spot in a flash.

With world peace and people living better lives, bars are naturally indispensable for leisure. This bar is special; it doesn't have good drinks, but the "waitresses" are very good-looking.

The chaotic apocalypse has just ended, and the management system is not yet perfect, so naturally some people can take advantage of loopholes. For example, this place is ostensibly a bar, but in reality... it uses handsome men and beautiful women to exchange for supplies.

The temporary shop looked quite impressive, brightly lit and bustling with activity. Rows of handsome men and beautiful women were walking the runway, making onlookers green with envy. They wished they could transform into beasts on the spot and drag the people away to vent their frustrations.

Zombies have a very keen sense of smell, and the atmosphere in this place is not pleasant. Sheng Jingxing strode in, only to be choked by the eerie smell that hit him and could only sneeze.

As soon as he arrived, he became the focus of everyone's attention.

Not everyone has seen the Zombie King's right-hand man. Sheng Jingxing is handsome and looks very young, and many women like this kind of younger brother.

However... he had a child with him.

The child covered his nose, looked up at Sheng Jingxing, and asked, "Uncle Sheng, what are we doing here?"

Those who were following Sheng Jingxing breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out he wasn't his biological son. No wonder, the cute little brother didn't look that big, how could he have such a big son?

However, the next second, the very young younger brother said with a cool face, "Come and catch me cheating! Your mother is keeping me, and you're still having affairs outside!"

The little zombie was bewildered. Wait, this... this scene looks familiar, like I've seen it somewhere before.

Oh, I remember now, that's what the big devil did back then, using the threat of abandoning her husband and children to blackmail her mother!

When did he get another mother?

Just then, the little zombie's hand was pinched. Taking advantage of the moment when he turned his head, Sheng Jingxing whispered to him, "Your dad dumped you on me. Uncle Sheng has something important that he needs your help with. Just stand there and don't say anything else. Uncle won't treat you badly."

The little zombie nodded solemnly and patted his chest: "Uncle, don't worry, I know this stuff! Leave it to me."

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