Reborn in the 90s, tearing apart scumbag men for the sake of women.
Chapter 51 Song Lingge Opens Fire Directly
"Are you okay?"
Qiao Nansheng held back for a long time before finally mustering the courage to ask.
These words seemed to suddenly tickle Song Lingge's funny bone, causing her to burst out laughing uncontrollably, which made the people in front of her look back frequently.
"Lingge, what's so funny?"
Song Lingge was a little confused. How should she put it? She just thought of the Liuliumei plums she loved to eat in her past life.
But Liuliumei didn't exist back then.
"Well, Qiao Nansheng just told a really funny joke," Song Lingge said, pointing at Qiao Nansheng and making up an excuse.
"What joke is it? Tell me about it."
"Old Joe can tell jokes?"
The joke piqued the interest of the two girls, but Jing Chu remained skeptical.
But Qiao Nansheng usually has a "keep away" expression, so how could he really tell jokes?
All eyes turned to Qiao Nansheng.
Meanwhile, Qiao Nansheng, with his hands in his pockets, neither exposed nor cooperated, watching Song Lingge like a spectator.
Song Lingge smiled awkwardly and had no choice but to come up with a lame joke: "He just said that Tang Sanzang can speak Indian and Xiliang languages, the Monkey King can speak Xiliang and Chechi languages, Zhu Bajie can speak Chechi and Wuji languages, and Sha Wujing can speak Wuji and Baoxiang languages."
“They know quite a lot, they’re better than us.” Jing Chu scratched his head.
Yu Shaofen patted him: "Don't interrupt, Lingge, you continue."
One day, Tang Sanzang saw a notice written in Sanskrit, but Sun Wukong had gone to fight a monster. How do you think he should tell Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing the contents of the notice?
"That's all?" Zhang Xiuxiu was a little confused.
"No more!"
"What's so funny about that? And how did Tang Sanzang tell those two?"
"The answer is hilarious!" Song Lingge found it even funnier to see them scratching their heads in confusion.
Seeing that they didn't seem to be able to come up with a solution quickly, she continued walking towards the food street. If she kept dawdling like this, she didn't know when she would be able to eat.
Qiao Nansheng followed.
"I don't remember telling you this joke."
Song Lingge retorted, "Then why didn't you refute that just now?"
"Because I think it's quite interesting, I want to hear what kind of jokes I can tell. But you're not serious at all, this isn't a joke."
This is not a joke, it's a riddle.
In that situation just now, Song Lingge, in her haste, said whatever came to mind.
"So you say it's not a joke, do you know the answer?"
Qiao Nansheng stopped, tossed his head back, and laughed, "If I didn't know, I'd probably be in the same situation as those others now."
Song Lingge looked back and saw that Zhang Xiuxiu, Yu Shaofen, and Jing Chu were frowning so deeply that they could practically trap mosquitoes.
The three of them would occasionally exchange answers, but they were almost always negative.
When they caught up, Qiao Nansheng asked, "Still haven't thought of anything?"
The group of people shook their heads in unison, a rare occurrence.
"Where are Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing from?"
"Chinese?"
Qiao Nansheng nodded.
Jingchu, still puzzled, asked, "What does it have to do with them being from which country?"
For a moment, Qiao Nansheng didn't want to acknowledge this guy anymore.
"What language do the Chinese speak? Do they use Mao's Xiliang dialect or Chechi dialect?"
"Oh, oh, oh, hahaha, so that's what happened? Hahahaha..."
The group chatted awkwardly and hilariously the whole way.
"Let's go to that restaurant. I heard it recently changed owners and the food has gotten better."
"Let's go inside and eat, everyone. It's newly renovated, the environment is nice, and the food is delicious. I guarantee you'll want to come back after you eat here."
Song Lingge and her group followed the boss into the lobby, only to unexpectedly run into an old acquaintance.
Fang Guanghua and Li Meimei were having dinner with some classmates when they were stunned to see Song Lingge and the others come in.
The boss is perceptive, but his suggestion seems rather insensitive.
"Do you know each other? Want to share a table?"
"No need, we're not familiar with each other." Song Lingge refused decisively and was about to move to a spot a little further away from them.
Unexpectedly, Li Meimei ran over and grabbed her arm, saying affectionately, "Lingge, why don't we eat together? We just ate recently too."
Song Lingge had a smile on her face, but she pushed Li Meimei's hand away.
Yu Shaofen said with dissatisfaction, "Who's so kind as to invite guests to eat leftovers?"
Li Meimei stood there awkwardly, looking wronged, as if someone had bullied her.
Then one of the classmates spoke up: "Yu Shaofen, how can you talk like that? We've only been sitting here for a short time, and you just arrived. Meimei came to greet you. Why are you being so rude?"
"She's not the boss's wife, what is she doing here serving customers?"
"Song Lingge, you..."
Unexpectedly, Song Lingge spoke even more bluntly.
"We're all classmates. You know perfectly well that she's Fang Guanghua's girlfriend. How can you say that?"
It seems Li Meimei is well-liked and has people speaking up for her.
Song Lingge smiled mischievously, but what she said was even harsher.
"I really didn't know. I only know she was the woman in the nude photos last week. How come she's risen to fame so quickly? Your relationship is developing really fast!"
When Song Lingge brought up the nude photo incident so directly, Li Meimei's face turned deathly pale.
"Song Lingge, how could you be so...does it have to be so vicious to your classmate?"
Song Lingge sneered, looked at the classmate who had stepped forward, and said coldly, "I'm vicious? Then I hope that when someone—no, when your good friend next to you—spreads rumors about you, you can still sit down and drink and sing with her! I can't do that, so I'll just admit I'm vicious!"
"You..." The classmate was so angry that he couldn't speak.
To be honest, Fang Guanghua's pursuit of Song Lingge had been a hot topic for a long time. Then the nude photo incident happened, and everyone realized that Song Lingge was just a shield, and Li Meimei was the real person.
Although it was somewhat unexpected, the school didn't pursue the matter much, so there might have been some misunderstanding.
So at most, the students would gossip about it privately, but no one had spoken out like Song Lingge.
However, it's somewhat understandable, considering she suffered such a long period of injustice.
But wasn't she a gentle girl before? Why is she speaking so aggressively now?
Li Meimei was directly mocked, but her boyfriend Fang Guanghua remained silent with his head down.
She had just seen Song Lingge, and was confident that Song Lingge was a pushover and wouldn't embarrass her in public, but she didn't expect things to turn out this way.
The student who stood out was also ridiculed by Song Lingge.
Seeing the group routed, Song Lingge grabbed Zhang Xiuxiu and Yu Shaofen and prepared to leave, not forgetting to sneer before she went:
"Let's find somewhere else to eat, otherwise we'll get arrested for spreading rumors and end up having to support the illicit couple. Tsk tsk tsk, how embarrassing. Let's go, let's go."
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