After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

There was a brief moment of silence at the scene.

Upon hearing the prompt, Bai Luochuan contentedly returned to his seat. He gestured with his chin towards the host and said, "I didn't touch him, so I should still be within the rules, right?"

I haven't encountered it.

Countless cameras can prove it to them.

The host didn't know how to judge his question, so he could only turn around and look to Director Liu for help.

Director Liu pondered for a moment, and finally nodded.

This can be considered a reprieve for Bai Luochuan.

This punishment exercise can be considered complete.

[Holy crap, I always thought Qi Yu was just playing the foxy character in their relationship. But now I realize Bai Luochuan is the real fox!]

Why is he so alluring? Why is he so amazing! I used to think it was because Bai Luochuan ate too well, but now I realize I was so superficial. It's clearly Qi Yu who's eating well!

[My husband, hurry up and get me! I want you to take my wife right now! You're locked in a dark room! The next dare is that you can't leave the house without having sex!]

[Hey, look at your comment! Do you think what you're saying is reasonable?]

[What's unreasonable about it? Husband and wife are just feelings. Putting reality aside, is there a problem with Qi Yu being my husband? And is there a problem with Bai Luochuan being my wife?]

[Have you chosen your coffin yet? When is the banquet? Since we're all online friends, is it okay if I join you?]

The comments section was already buzzing with excitement.

The host gestured for everyone to look away.

Now that the first round of the game is over, we should strike while the iron is hot and start the second round as soon as possible.

The countdown on the screen reached zero as expected.

Bai Luochuan, his face ashen, continued passing the embroidered ball.

He no longer wanted to guess what would happen next.

Anyway, he believed it.

The embroidered ball that has temporarily left him will surely return to his hands at the crucial moment.

He used his luck from two lifetimes as a guarantee.

It is impossible for it to make a mistake.

And the final result was as he expected.

Even though the transmission was a little faster and the screen flickered for a little longer this time, when the light finally stopped, the embroidered ball was still securely held in Bai Luochuan's arms.

Bai Luochuan:......

Really.

Sometimes it's just really boring.

When will this stupid game end?

If it doesn't end soon, he feels like his mental state is about to collapse!

Is there really no shady dealing involved? Really not?! This is the third time already! If this keeps going, I'll start to feel sorry for Bai Luochuan!

[I feel bad for them too, but I hope it's the same next time! I love watching it! Director Liu, please be more sensible! Make sure your equipment is more stable!]

[Brother Bai, take my advice, set your alarm and leave right now. This isn't an event you can participate in; your luck is truly unbelievable.]

I used to think I was very unlucky, but after seeing Bai Luochuan, I felt comforted.

Well... it's like he used up all the luck in his life to meet Qi Yu. I used to think that line was corny, but now I think, "Art imitates life," and that's absolutely true!

Bai Luochuan raised his hand and rubbed his face hard.

He tried to relax his facial expression, but it did nothing to alleviate the despair in his heart.

He glanced at the cards on the table again.

Bai Luochuan remained steadfast in his choice of "the great adventure".

He reached out expressionlessly and grabbed a bill.

The host also read the message aloud for him: "You need to choose a guest to kiss across a sign. If the chosen guest disagrees, they have to choose a piece of glass for a one-minute kiss."

Bai Luochuan:...?

A question mark slowly appeared in my mind.

No.

Director Liu, what kind of lousy event is this?

Fortunately, the guests he chose did not reject him.

Adding to the prelude of that confession, Qi Yu now looks at him as if he wants to devour him whole.

How could I possibly refuse such an invitation?

When their eyes met, Qi Yu smiled at Bai Luochuan.

His beautiful canine teeth were faintly visible.

He licked it lightly twice with the tip of his tongue.

Then she smiled at Director Liu and offered him some words of comfort, saying, "Director Liu, isn't kissing through a sign a bit unhygienic? I think from a hygiene perspective, there's no need to have anything between us, don't you think?"

Director Liu: ...

I think you should tone it down a bit for the sake of my show's safety.

The host immediately explained, "Don't worry about hygiene; we'll handle the disinfection. And there won't be any contact between the two of you and the cards, so it's guaranteed to be very clean! No problem!"

He seemed unable to understand the deeper meaning that Qi Yu was trying to convey.

Or perhaps he simply didn't intend to understand anything.

He simply smiled and waved to the side.

The staff, already wearing gloves, presented the cards they had carefully prepared.

It's said to be separated by "sign".

But the "card" the production team gave them was clearly just a transparent piece of cardboard.

Qi Yu held it in his hand and squeezed it.

It's quite sturdy, though.

However, he called this behavior "taking off your pants to fart".

The existence of this card was utterly meaningless, except for leaving him somewhat unsatisfied.

Holding the card by the corner with one hand, he placed it between the two of them.

Bai Luochuan was very cooperative and placed a kiss on the other side of the card.

Just like every time we kiss.

Bai Luochuan would subconsciously close his eyes slightly.

Like a thorny rosebud waiting to bloom, shyly awaiting the picking of its beloved.

Upon seeing this scene, Qi Yu suddenly felt that he seemed to understand Director Liu's good intentions.

From his perspective, it's as if he can get a better look at what it's like when his lover kisses from a slightly greater distance.

People are even more hooked.

I took two deep breaths.

The fire burning fiercely in my heart showed no sign of going out.

Fearing that this activity might continue and he might do something irrational or impulsive, Qi Yu didn't dare to look any longer and quickly placed his kiss on Bai Luochuan's lips.

The cool touch belongs to that card.

The hard, smooth outer shell was completely different from the soft, moist lips I had imagined.

But my lover is right here.

If you look closely, you can even see Bai Luochuan's eyelashes fluttering slightly as his eyes move.

Qi Yu finally couldn't hold back any longer.

He stepped back, deliberately creating distance between them.

Blushing, he looked away and said, "Sorry, I'll be leaving for a bit. We'll continue later."