After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

[Bai Luochuan, stop laughing like that! You're going to get rich! What kind of amazing human-machine interaction is this?!]

Does he think that all he needs to do is say "I love you" for five minutes? It seems like he's already given up.

[I can't take it anymore, this characterization you've created is even scaring me! Although I had a rough idea that Bai Luochuan was probably a straight man destined for greatness, I didn't expect him to be this consistent!]

[Our Brother Bai doesn't just talk the talk; he's incredibly skilled and quick at it! This show is so pretentious! Why the need for such a dramatic confession? Can't he just go for it?!]

[Director Liu: Please, please leave my program alone.]

The comments section was filled with uncontrollable laughter.

Because Bai Luochuan is now like an AI human-machine.

He didn't want it to be like this at all.

The problem is, my mind is completely blank right now, and I can't think of anything related to "confessing my feelings".

Especially when he saw Qi Yu staring at him with a relaxed smile, Bai Luochuan felt that his already smooth mind in this regard seemed to have become even flatter.

Aside from those mechanical "I love you"s, he couldn't utter a single other word.

tension.

He had never experienced this level of tension before, even when facing hundreds of people alone.

Bai Luochuan can be confirmed.

He didn't know how Qi Yu's heart was beating right now.

But if that testing device were put in his own hands, his heart rate would absolutely meet the program's requirements for passing the challenge.

The more things went on like this, the more limited and impoverished Bai Luochuan's vocabulary became.

But the production team has no intention of letting him off the hook.

Half a minute into his human-machine interaction, the host cleared his throat and began to speak: "Mr. Bai Luochuan, if you continue repeating the same words, the timer will stop. It won't keep running until you come up with a new confession."

Bai Luochuan:......

The next "I love you" that was about to come out of his mouth was swallowed back down by him.

She looked at Qi Yu with a pitiful expression.

Bai Luochuan was thinking about whether he could get the other party to go easy on him.

But when it comes to things that benefit him, Qi Yu never lets him off the hook.

The smile remains unchanged.

It looked like it was intentional.

Qi Yu sighed softly and said, "Brother, are you just pretending to like me? I thought things like confessing your feelings would be easy and effortless between us, right?"

This statement, taken out of context, sounds like an accusation against Bai Luochuan.

But judging from his expression at that moment...

Bai Luochuan knew.

The clear distinction between joy and sorrow is the true happiness found within!

He raised his hand and slapped his face hard.

Bai Luochuan also abandoned his previous human-machine thinking.

Take your emotions seriously.

Then he looked into Qi Yu's eyes again.

This time, his expression looked much more serious than before.

But when he opened his mouth, he had only managed to call out "Xiao Yu" before he stopped speaking again.

He almost said "I love you" again.

He scratched his hair.

This time, Bai Luochuan didn't rush to speak.

Because of tension and restlessness, even though the surrounding environment hadn't changed and the night wind was even a little colder than before, Bai Luochuan felt that the heat brought on by his restlessness seemed to have intensified.

He subconsciously reached out and tugged at his collar.

Because of the excessive force, the top button popped open, revealing his beautiful collarbone.

Night has fallen.

The surrounding lighting, arranged by the production crew, was orange-yellow.

Adorning Bai Luochuan, it carries a kind of ambiguous haze.

Seeing this, Qi Yu subconsciously swallowed, and his heart rate increased slightly compared to before.

Bai Luochuan, who had been closely monitoring his condition: !!

Never imagined.

So the correct answer was right there within his reach!?

The light in his eyes immediately brightened.

The way he looked at Qi Yu also carried a hint of a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey.

Qi Yu understood his thoughts.

Everyone else around understood as well.

Director Liu immediately shouted a reminder: "This punishment challenge is mainly about showcasing the charm of language! You can't get away with things like intimate contact to complete the task!"

Bai Luochuan raised an eyebrow: "Not even holding hands?"

Director Liu nodded: "No, you absolutely cannot touch him. The two of you must keep your distance, otherwise it won't meet the requirements!"

Actions were restricted once again.

Bai Luochuan sighed softly.

But now that we've found a shortcut, it would be stupid not to take it.

Unlike his previous unconscious behavior, this time, staring into Qi Yu's eyes, Bai Luochuan decisively unbuttoned another button.

It allowed the beauty of the collarbone to be displayed even more.

Then, quietly looking in Qi Yu's direction, he opened his mouth and licked his lips.

With another soft sigh, Bai Luochuan continued speaking to Qi Yu in that slightly sticky voice, "Xiao Yu, look into my eyes, don't get distracted."

Qi Yu: ...

It was not what he wanted.

My heart started racing again.

Bai Luochuan's voice did not stop.

It was gentle and soft, like a warm breeze blowing in your ear.

Threads of tender affection, wrapped around the fingers.

Qi Yu felt a tickle in his heart; his heart, which had long been given to Bai Luochuan, was naturally beating faster and faster in response to Bai Luochuan's words.

"I've already said so many sweet words to you, shouldn't you reciprocate in some way?"

"Good children should learn to use their brains."

"Have you forgotten when I usually tell you I love you?"

How could I forget?

Even if you completely clear your mind of everything else, you still can't forget these things.

For a perfect romantic, idealistic person, this is his greatest honor.

His breathing quickened once again.

Qi Yu opened his mouth.

However, in order to keep Director Liu's program running smoothly, he did not answer Bai Luochuan's question.

Because the answer is very simple.

Only when the two of them are having an emotional conversation will Bai Luochuan unconsciously whisper words of love to him.

In the past, when the two communicated through a screen, Bai Luochuan was always too embarrassed to say those sentimental things.

So only when they're doing something like an "adult date" will Bai Luochuan blush and tell him she loves him and say those sweet nothings she wants to hear, at his request.

This situation has persisted to this day, and there hasn't been much change.

Bai Luochuan mentioned it.

What came to Qi Yu's mind was Bai Luochuan's eyes reddening at the corners, his gaze filled with affection. She reached out to hug his neck, but because she was in a daze, her movements were hesitant and slow.

It was the same image he had been looking at for several days.

I swallowed again.

Bai Luochuan leaned forward slightly.

It brought the two closer, yet kept them within a range where they would never touch.

He gently blew warm air into Qi Yu's ear.

Bai Luochuan concluded by saying, "Xiao Yu, I love you."

"Beep beep beep——"

No answer is needed.

My heart was pounding.