A ten-thousand-fold return, and I, in my old age, will become a lapdog.

Xu Xiao transmigrated into the body of an inner sect elder of the Misty Sect, a thousand-year-old man nearing the end of his lifespan. His handsome master was peerless, his beautiful junior sister a childhood sweetheart, while he alone was frail and nearing death. Just as he was about to pass away, the system finally arrived, but instead of helping him, the venerable and respected elder with white hair and beard, he was tasked with presenting gifts to a beautiful female disciple! "This is outrageous!" [Congratulations, host, you have activated the Ten Thousandfold Return System.] [As long as you present items to a woman of destiny, you will receive a huge reward.] "Successfully presented a low-grade magic sword, returning the Southern Bright Fire Sword." "Successfully presented a Youth-Preserving Pill, returning the Three Thousand Great Dao Pills." "Successfully presented a Thunder-Attracting Talisman, returning the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Talisman..." From then on, the Misty Sect gained a ruthless elder who struck fear into the hearts of all the female disciples. "Impossible! I don't believe that the venerable and virtuous Elder Xu has an affair with a female disciple! I refuse to believe it even if you beat me to death!" "Elder Xu is a thousand years old and about to die peacefully! Even if he wanted to, he wouldn't be able to! I don't believe it!" Until the truth was laid bare before everyone. "Shit! This can't be real!!!" "Damn it! I don't believe it!!!" The Misty Sect disciples were completely overwhelmed.