I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

哟!

This is truly a case of a crazy woman meeting a crazy man; they've gone completely mad.

This is a match made in heaven!

No, you two need to pay me some money.

I'm asking you, what are you doing with your faces and bodies?! What are you doing?!

[Nuwa: Let me see what my carefully crafted little figures are doing... 6!]

I'm going to throw away all your ugly clothes! (Frustrated) (Angry) (Pulling hair)

Terrible taste! Terrible outfit! Terrible date! Is anyone going to do something about these two?!

Si Qian was unwilling to accept that she had actually lost to Pei Li, so she ripped off the hat from her head—

It's okay, she still has a killer move!

Pei Li, sitting opposite Si Qian, frowned deeply as he looked at the "love" shaped hairstyle made of braided hair on Si Qian's head.

Si Qian smugly raised her middle finger at him.

"What...what kind of look is this?"

After a long pause, Pei Li finally asked.

Si Qian calmly took out her phone and found her hair styling tutorial.

A corny tune started playing in the receiver at just the right moment—

Bought a cold Buddha statue~

Why!

"If you wear this on the first day of school, your crush, the school bully, will forcefully kiss you!"

Bought a cold Buddha statue~

Why!

Music echoed around, accompanied by cheesy pickup lines that made your toes ache, while a hair-styling tutorial video played.

After listening, Pei Li simply smiled slightly, his deep voice ringing in her ear:

"The school bully laughed for three whole days before he finally decided to hit you."

[My mom, my grandma, my long gown, my coat, my brain turns into a cerebellum, my best friend, don't run away!]

How many years did it take for Si Qianxue's video to be approved before it was released?

[This is beyond reproach, this is truly an ancient god!]

[The joker laughed so hard he turned into a placenta.]

I gave my child a prickly itch yesterday, and when she got home she told me that everyone in her class calls her "the robot" [crying][crying]

Hearing the man talk about his beloved hairstyle like that, Si Qian sighed softly:

"Is it ugly? I think it's kind of cool and roguish, like Tuoba Jun."

Pei Li put down his cup, hesitated, and looked away.

In the end, I couldn't help but leave a comment.

"Like Tuoba Jun's younger brother with a mop-like head."

Si Qian: "..."

You're being incredibly presumptuous!

Don't you have any outspoken friends around you?

[Hahahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm laughing so hard I'm turning into a pile of poop!]

My mom looks like a bean curd stick that's been hung up.

[Sorry, Strong, your hairstyle really looks like a calligraphy brush that has come to life.]

[Ziqiao, let me tell you... never mind, just come and see for yourself.]

Sometimes I really feel like I'm not human. Showing myself is supposed to be a brave thing, but I just can't help laughing [pretending to be brave while crying][pretending to be brave while crying]

Director Zheng, who had just regained consciousness after being taken to the local hospital, insisted on getting up to keep an eye on the progress.

When he saw the energetic young man in the four-camera live stream wearing villainous loafers and the energetic young woman in Chelsea-style clothes with an antenna on her head, his vision went black.

"Heavens!"

"O earth!"

He'd had enough!

Director Zheng foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes, and collapsed again.

The two, engrossed in their date, were completely unaware of this.

The two sat down at a snack stall selling pasta and steak on Florida’s food street.

It has to be said that the production team knows how to choose locations; they can find them in any nook or cranny.

Pei Li glanced at the menu and ordered two servings of pasta and two servings of steak.

Si Qian pointed to the steamed buns on the menu and raised her hand: "Give me two more steamed buns."

To everyone's surprise, the waiter asked with a puzzled look, "Steamed buns?"

"This is it!"

Si Qian thought the waiter hadn't understood, so she poked at the picture on the menu: "This steamed bun."

The waiter looked like he suddenly realized something: "Two Chinese-style sugar-free mini breads."

Si Qian: "..."

Why did you give it such a fancy name?

Tourists passing by saw that a program was being filmed and formed a circle around it, taking out their phones to film.

Si Qian has been quite popular these past few days. She was spotted and recognized by netizens traveling abroad, and Si Qian warmly turned around to greet them. She even went over to sign autographs for fans after getting permission from the program team.

She's just a fan of Chuan Yue.

Less than ten minutes after she signed the autograph, her autographed photo was put up for sale online for 9.9 yuan (excluding shipping).

The reason Si Qian knew this was because she saw it on a local seafood market app while waiting for her food.

At first, she saw a seller named Chuanyue szd claiming to sell autographed photos of artist Si Qian for 9.9 yuan. She thought it was a scam, so she clicked on the private message out of curiosity. The seller immediately sent her a video and photos of her signing the photos as proof.

Chuan Yue is real: [Sisters, feel free to buy, it's genuine, the driver just signed it in front of me.]

Si Qian felt a pang of sadness as she looked at the marked 15 yuan shipping fee.

She's not even worth the postage, is she?

The price is fixed. For wholesale inquiries, please DM: 【Autographed photos for 9.9, but I'll charge you 15 for shipping!?】

Chuanyue_szd: [Hey, if you think it's too expensive, I can bargain a bit. How about nine yuan for an autographed photo? I see you live in the same city as me, so how about we meet in person? I won't charge you for postage.]

Seeing that Si Qian hadn't replied for a while, the other person sent another message—

Chuan Yue szd: [If you really want it, you can trade me a bottle of Lao Gan Ma chili sauce. International students really can't afford to be hurt like this.]

So she's not even worth a bottle of Lao Gan Ma chili sauce?

Price is fixed. For wholesale inquiries, please DM: 【If you don't have Lao Gan Ma chili sauce, how about Doubanjiang (fermented broad bean paste)?】

Chuan Yue szd: [Sorry, sister, someone just took a picture of my autographed photo!]

Price is fixed. Wholesale inquiries only, please DM: 【No problem…】

Pei Li then put his phone down face down on the table, poured a glass of water, and placed it in front of Si Qian.

"Stop looking, let's eat."

Si Qian absentmindedly put her phone away, then absentmindedly picked up a cherry tomato garnishing the steak and took a bite—

Pfft!

A stream of bright red juice spurted out and splashed onto Pei Li's clothes.

Oh my god!

Si Qian hurriedly stood up, grabbed a tissue, and apologized as she wiped Pei Li's clothes.

"I'm sorry, I'm blind!"

Last year I bought one tomato, and this year the whole village is still fighting the flood.

[It's been determined that the origin of Yu the Great's flood control efforts was a tomato.]

[Bought it, three out of four children drowned.]

Upon seeing this, the waiter exclaimed "Oh my god!" several times and made a cutting motion with the steak.

"Steak...you fork it!"

"Tomatoes...can't be eaten!"

At this moment, several Chinese men at the next table sneered and shouted across the table, "Hilarious! They don't even know tomatoes are for decoration."

Pei Li didn't seem to care much. He casually wiped away the splattered stains and said to the waiter, "Please bring me a plate of tomatoes, and have the steak medium-well, thank you."

The guys next door, who seemed to know what they were doing, started up again: "Dude, steak isn't usually medium-well. This is a foreign country, don't embarrass yourselves."

Si Qian hardened her fist!

She stepped in front of Pei Li, wiped her hands, and spoke in a firm and resounding voice:

"The degree of doneness is to cater to people who pursue different tastes, not to make you divide people into different classes. If you eat it medium-well, you are not a class above me, and if I eat it well-done, I am not a class below you."

"If you really care that much—"

Si Qian turned around, glanced at the table opposite her, and said to the waiter in a tone that suggested she had plenty of money, "How much is our table and the table next to us combined?"

Waiter: "$300."

Si Qian pointed at the opposite side and waved his hand with boundless pride:

"Put the entire bill for our table on their tab, and they'll pay for it."

Everyone: "???"