I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Wow! All I can say is wow!

[Si Qian: Let me show you what it means to kill two birds with one stone.]

No, may I ask you something?

[Help! Is this CEO Li's first on-screen kiss?]

[Those wretched readers will come smelling the scent soon.]

The upstairs neighbors removed my security camera, OK?

The staff hurriedly separated Li Chuanze and Fu Xiao. Li Chuanze was so angry that his hands were shaking. He used the wet wipes that were handed to him to wipe himself vigorously for a long time.

The game was paused as a group of people gathered around to check on the injuries.

Mu Weiyue secretly gave Si Qian a thumbs-up.

Awesome!

That's awesome!

Fu Xiao, who was helped up, felt extremely humiliated. Her face turned pale and then green, like a palette of colors.

Si Qian, oblivious to everything, simply pulled Fu Xiao up: "A man has a big butt, it's just a kiss, don't be so stingy!"

With red eyes, Fu Xiao roared at Si Qian, "Are you even speaking human language?!"

Did he dig up the Si Qian family's ancestral graves in his past life?

I'm so lucky to have met this lunatic in my life!

After a brief adjustment, the game continued.

After meeting Li Chuanze's icy gaze, Fu Xiaoxin felt a chill run down her spine.

When Brother Li sees me again in the future, he will most likely remember what happened today.

"It's over..."

He hung his head, looking lost and dejected.

Upon hearing this, Si Qian, unusually, offered kind and gentle words of comfort:

"It's okay. Even the coldest man has a warm heart."

Her response was to Fu Xiao's violently heaving chest and the cracking sound of his fists.

Having learned from her previous experience, Fu Xiao became completely obedient to Si Qian when playing games.

He was afraid that if she was unhappy, she would take it out on him.

After a brief but intense competition, Si Qian dragged the lifeless Fu Xiao away and desperately escaped, securing last place.

Yes, that's right.

One to last!

Although the two, who had absolutely no chemistry, managed to coordinate their movements in unison, it couldn't overcome the excellent teamwork of the staff.

They were the first couple to be arrested.

The second person arrested was Li Chuanze, and Si Qian admitted that he had personal grudges involved.

The third group to be arrested was Sheng Chi, while the last group to be captured was Pei Li's group.

game over.

The first three groups chose their meeting places for noon today in order of their ranking.

After consulting with Lü Yao, Pei Li chose a high-end Western restaurant in the area.

Sheng Chi and Mu Weiyue chose to have a local seafood feast.

Li Chuanze and Liu Ye went to eat Cuban food.

Only one was left, which was just a roadside stall.

[My teacher traveled all the way abroad to eat Chinese food, and it was even from a roadside stall, hahaha.]

[Don't laugh yet. Other people's food might not be as good as street food. Take Ryūko as an example; she's not starving but can't afford to live.]

[It doesn't look like Teacher Strong and Brother Xiao are going on a date; it looks like they're going to fight. Both of them look defiant.]

[Didn't anyone else notice how gentlemanly President Pei was just now? Letting Yaoyao choose her favorite shop first, so she could have a small taste first.]

[If you ask me, stop shipping them and you'll lose money. President Pei and Yao Yao are a better match.]

[Anyone who breaks up my couple will die!]

After assigning tasks for the day, the production team gave the guests two hours to go back and change clothes for the day's date.

Back home, Si Qian became increasingly angry, rummaging through her belongings until she found her treasured clothes that she had kept hidden away for many years. She then meticulously applied heavy makeup to herself.

Add two more highlights!

May he die!

……

To create a sense of surprise and mystery, the production team specially arranged for the eight guests to be transported separately to their meeting places.

Just before getting into the car, Pei Li suddenly knocked on the door of the director's dressing room...

The scene ends abruptly there.

[Black screen? Is there something my VIP membership can't show?]

[They even turned off my sound!?]

Half an hour later, the picture was restored.

A black minivan stopped by the roadside, and the door slowly opened.

The camera moves over—

A golden Chelsea wingman peeked out.

【What the heck? Chelsea even got involved with this male guest's terrible taste.】

It's truly uniquely ugly, almost as ugly as loafers.

The camera slowly pans upwards along the golden Chelsea jersey—

Why are you wearing red thermal underwear?

Is this a date? It looks more like my grandma's just going to the market!

[No, wait, this is a stylish outfit!!! Where did this energetic young man come from?]

As the scene unfolds, the guests who stepped out of the van gradually reveal their true identities.

……

Director Zheng, who was intently watching the camera in his room, only looked down to take a sip of water. When he looked up again, his eyes met the large face on the screen.

"Aaaaaaah, a ghost!"

A second later, Director Zheng's scream erupted from the room.

The water he hadn't even had time to swallow was sprayed out, and Director Zheng fell over, chair and all, onto the ground.

Director Wu, who rushed over upon hearing the commotion, kicked the door open and started cursing:

What are you yelling about?

I turned my head and met the face on the screen.

After a three-second pause—

"Holy crap! There's a ghost!"

The assistant director was so frightened by the "ghost" face on the screen that he took two steps back, but ended up tripping over Director Zheng's leg and falling down.

Director Zheng screamed as he was knocked unconscious by Director Wu, who fell straight down.

Director Zheng died.

……

Si Qian, who had just gotten out of the car, was now searching around for Fu Xiao.

Passersby turned around and stared at Si Qianxing.

The photographer seemed unable to bear watching, glancing sideways the entire time.

I couldn't look them in the eye, I absolutely couldn't look them in the eye!

Who the hell taught my makeup artist, Strong, to do this?!

Sis, I told you to draw on under-eye bags, not to draw on sagging breasts on your face!

[Those sky-high eyeliner and eyelashes are practically stabbing me to death through the screen, and those huge lips look like they've eaten a dead child—it's simply unbearable to look at.]

Everyone's talking about the makeup, but isn't anyone criticizing Strong's stylish outfit and Chelsea boots?!

No wonder the female lead in novels always looks like a completely different person after removing her makeup; nobody can recognize her anymore! Who the hell could recognize her like this?!

[Stop talking! Sister, this isn't our Strong teacher, is it? Our Strong teacher has a more glamorous and sophisticated look. Just look at her eyes—her double eyelids are very obvious, and her eye sockets are deep-set. And her lips—our Strong teacher's lips are very alluring… Sister, please delete this!!]

Ignoring the strange looks from others, Si Qian arrived at the designated place. With her nearsightedness, she could vaguely see someone sitting there, presumably Fu Xiao had already arrived.

As she got closer, she realized that the person sitting in the seat wasn't Fu Xiao at all, but Pei Li!

What are you doing here!?

"Tsk! The makeup is quite abstract."

They both said in unison.

"I used my preference card to change today's date guest to you."

Pei Li gave a brief explanation.

Si Qian Cang Ying rubbed his hands together: "Is it too late to change clothes now?"

Without saying a word, Pei Li took off his coat, revealing a black t-shirt underneath, and smiled slightly at her: "It's too late."

This is called "the higher-ups have policies, the lower-downs have countermeasures".

Seeing his team of villains in short sleeves, Si Qian inexplicably felt a surge of competitive spirit and stretched out her leg: "Tch! I still have the Golden Chelsea."

Pei Li calmly rolled up his trouser leg, revealing his loafers.