I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

It turns out that people can actually laugh out loud when they're speechless.

"why is it you again?!"

This sentence sounded like it was said through gritted teeth.

Si Qian couldn't help but shudder when she thought of the description of the villainous second male lead in the book.

"I...I...I can't have multiple part-time jobs, can't I...?"

Her lips trembled violently when she tried to speak.

Pei Li, having given up all hope, pointed to his messy greenhouse and threatened:

"Fine! If you can't fix the roof today, I'll fix you!"

Si Qian: "..."

Weak, not pitiful, but helpless.

The greenhouse is leaking because of the heavy rain today. There's a slope at the entrance, and water flooded in. It's probably due to the rooftop floor, which is made of wood and isn't very good quality. After soaking for a while, the water seeped into the floor below.

"Brother, don't you have any servants?"

In this huge manor, she only saw the villain all day.

Could it be that the others were...?

hiss!

Si Qian gasped, completely unable to bear the thought.

“I live alone here; the servants are at the manor in the northern suburbs.”

"..."

Damn God, I treated you like a grandpa, but you didn't treat me like a granddaughter at all!

Together, the two carried these expensive and delicate flowers downstairs. Si Qian pushed all the water out, and Pei Li had already brought the toolbox.

five minutes later--

"This is the kind of person you were talking about who can fix leaky roofs?!"

Seeing the cracks in the floor even bigger than before, and all the rainwater flowing downstairs, Pei Li grabbed Si Qian, who was squatting on the ground trying to figure out how to repair the roof, and pulled her up.

"Brother, this was an accident!"

Ignoring Si Qian's wails, Pei Li led her directly to the first floor and said, somewhat exhausted:

"Please leave, I'm begging you."

Just then, the rain outside subsided a bit, and Pei Li shoved an umbrella into her hand, ruthlessly kicking her out.

Looking at the mess in his home, the man sighed with a headache and opened a service app to hire professionals to come and clean it up.

Just then, the doorbell rang.

Pei Li opened the door and saw Si Qian standing in front of him with a smile.

Before he could even ask if he had left something at home, Si Qian immediately took off his coat, revealing his "I'm the best" work uniform underneath.

"Hello Mr. Pei, I am Master Si, the cleaning master of 'I'm the best' housekeeping service company. Of course, you can also call me by my English name, Teacher Strong."

"..."

"..."

After a silent silence, Si Qian was met with the sound of the door slamming shut.

It's true, fate played a cruel joke on her, and she didn't laugh at a single one of them.

Looking back at myself, it's quite funny.

"Isn't this person incredibly rude?"

It floated out of Si Qian's body, probably because it had never seen such a shameless person before:

[You have the nerve to say that, host? If all else fails, why don't you kneel in the rain and call out "Er Yuehong is here to beg for medicine?"?]

"So he'll open the door?"

No, the villain might not open the door, but this heavy rain is quite fun.

Si Qian gave him a large bag.

"Shut up!"

She got slapped hard for no reason, and sobbed in grievance.

[Host, why did you hit me? I didn't do anything to you, waaaaah...]

Si Qian slapped herself hard in return.

"Alright, we're even now."

【…】

-

Back in her rented apartment, Si Qian began preparing the clothes she would wear for the variety show.

Si Qian has been busy these past two days, delivering takeout, setting up a small stall, and even DJing at a bar. She was still setting up a stall selling fried yogurt at the school gate three hours before the variety show recording.

Actually, making fried yogurt is not her main job.

The stall next door selling fried rice noodles, fried noodles, grilled sausages, and grilled cold noodles also belongs to her.

In addition, she also makes PowerPoint presentations for others.

She's the kind of person who knows a little bit about everything but isn't an expert in anything.

The variety show "Love You Till I Die" is currently the most popular live-streamed dating show in China. The controversial name alone garnered a lot of attention in the first season.

His director, Jung Yoo-gon, likes to invite popular celebrities to his variety shows.

After officially announcing Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue, two heirs of wealthy families, as regular guests a few days ago, they have successively announced top celebrities Sheng Chi and music king Fu Xiao, raising expectations to the max.

The other guests were forced in by the company, and the production team created suspense by not revealing their identities beforehand.

Before the live broadcast started, the arranged cameramen and business vehicles took the artists to the recording venue.

This variety show was broadcast live in the entire program, so as soon as it started, a large number of fans flooded into the live stream.

[A domineering CEO from a wealthy family x a stunningly beautiful ideal man – what kind of long-awaited reunion and reconciliation romance is this?! I'm totally swooning!!]

【We, Yichuan Fengyue, are the best!】

[Let's get to know Fu Xiao, the visual center of the group, an all-around ace, the top-ranked visual chosen by the people to debut as the center, and a king of the music scene!]

[Sheng Chi, the only top star in the Chinese entertainment industry, will not accept any rebuttal!]

[A CEO who has dominated a business empire for years can't afford a plane ticket to Country D to visit his white moonlight? I'm dying of laughter.]

[Si Gou's fans are here again. This washed-up guy is practically leeching off the sky. They can't stand our young couple gouging our eyes.]

[Eyes] [Eyes] [Eyes] [Eyes] [Eyes]

[Why is the image blurry? And is there a voice changer? Is the production team up to something?]

The comments section was filled with a bloody storm, but Si Qian, sitting in the van, was completely unaware.

All the photographers gave the guests their first task for the day—

Please write down your criteria for choosing a partner and your personality. You will be paired with two male and female guests with similar personalities later.

A few minutes later, they all showed their criteria for choosing a partner in front of the camera:

1-camera live stream: Gentle, virtuous, and family-oriented.

2-camera live stream: A beautiful, poised, but occasionally moody girl.

3-camera live stream: Gentle and considerate yet unintentionally revealing a strong personality, easily embarrassed.

4-camera live stream: Live, female.

……

Inside the 8-camera live-streaming room, Si Qian, nestled in a chair, took the whiteboard handed to her by the cameraman and quickly wrote down a string of numbers with a black water-writing pen.

The cameraman took Si Qian's whiteboard and showed it to the camera.

189, 76, 18.

The cameraman's lips twitched, and he asked on behalf of the viewers in the live stream:

"Teacher, is a male who is 189 cm tall, weighs 76 kg, and is 18 years old considered an older man?"

Si Qian, sitting next to him, paused for a moment, then looked up. Her voice, processed by a voice changer, came through the earpiece to everyone in the live stream—

"Uh... the first two are correct."

"Then, teacher, what is 18...?"

“Dick.”

Inside the live stream, the screen was filled with question marks.

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Wow, this guest is truly skilled and daring!]

[Can this be said? 】

"This won't do... Teacher, please rewrite it."

This show can't be broadcast!

Si Qian pursed her lips, somewhat speechless, and took the whiteboard, picking up a pen to rewrite it.

Ten minutes later, the cameraman re-released Si Qian's criteria for choosing a partner—

First, you must learn to be sensible, not to be unreasonable, and especially not to embarrass me in front of my friends.

Secondly, a woman's image is always determined by her abilities. You must dress up, but you can't be too flashy.

Third, please don't bother me if you're not into the mainstream. I'm a rather traditional girl at heart. Everyone has their own tastes, and I'm not going to say anything mean; I'm just expressing myself honestly.

Fourth, he must be able to make money, but all of his earnings must go to me. He can allow me to look at men who are involved in frivolous relationships, but you cannot. He must also dress up as a maid for me to see.

……

Tenth, take care of household chores and respect elders.