I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

At this moment, Pei Li, who had just finished attending a cocktail party, was standing at the door enjoying the breeze. Not far away, his driver and assistant, Xu Ke, was standing with his boss under the eaves, his head almost buried in his crotch.

Tonight, as the driver, he didn't drink any alcohol, only had a glass of juice. But when he was leaving, he heard the dog in the flowerbed talking to him, and realized that something was wrong.

Fortunately, Assistant Xu called a designated driver, so there shouldn't be any major problems.

"Boss, please don't be angry, the designated driver will be here soon!"

As they were talking, a yellow shared electric scooter came to a safe stop on the side of the road not far away.

Si Qian took off her helmet and jogged over to look at Pei Li and Xu Ke.

Clearly, Pei Li, upon seeing the other person's appearance, wore an expression of disbelief. He never expected that Si Qian, who was applying for a chef job at home today, would appear here as a designated driver tonight.

"why you?"

Si Qian glanced at Pei Li, ignored him, and simply asked:

"Which of you called the designated driver?"

Xu Ke immediately raised her hand:

"I!"

Si Qian tossed another helmet to Xu Ke without even glancing at him.

"boarding!"

"Master Si, I called a designated driver for the boss. You can take him home. Don't worry about me."

Realizing that Si Qian had misunderstood, Xu Ke quickly waved her hand to explain, and even took a step back.

He's a working-class person; he can call a car to go home himself.

Si Qian handed the helmet to Pei Li, then without saying a word, grabbed him and forcefully pressed him onto the back of her electric scooter.

Pei Li only came to his senses after Si Qian got into the car, and he spoke up to remind her:

"Miss Si, I have a car!"

"What's so great about it? I have a car too, and it's all stored on my cloud drive."

"What I mean is, just drive my car!"

Sometimes, communication between people is useless.

The man in the sharp suit sat on the electric scooter with a cold expression, looking completely out of place, especially his long legs which seemed to have nowhere to go but to touch the ground.

Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Si Qian got out of the car without any backbone, then slid down to her knees, grabbed Pei Li's leg, and started wailing at the top of her lungs:

"Bro! There are no shared electric bike parking spots here! If you park them randomly, you'll get fined! I'm just running a small business, and you're making things difficult for me, waaaaaaah!"

People passing by had already started looking over, and Pei Li tried to pry the person away for a long time but couldn't.

Threaten him?

Great! She succeeded!

"Alright, stop crying, let's go!"

"Okay! Thanks, bro!"

Are you a good driver?

Thinking of the rat head from today, Pei Li asked a question out of concern.

"Don't worry, I'm the Akina Mountain Speed ​​Queen!"

Si Qian remained composed, casually dusting herself off, standing up, and hopping on her electric scooter.

The young master had probably never ridden a shared bicycle before; he didn't know where to put his hands for a long time.

Si Qian, showing great kindness, said, "If you're afraid of falling, just hold on to me. I'm driving very fast, and I'm afraid you'll be thrown off."

Grab her?

Where does that leave your pride?

Pei Li refused Si Qian, and Si Qian didn't force him. Instead, she stepped on the gas pedal to the floor.

Taking a shortcut in the dark, the electric scooter was driven like a Ferrari.

Ten minutes later, Si Qian and Pei Li fell headfirst into the ditch next to them.

When Pei Li climbed out of the ditch beside him, she could even clearly see a fish jump back into the ditch from above his head.

Pei Li was probably amused by her.

"You're really great!"

"Did you not stop at the traffic light just now because they didn't have your favorite color?"

Upon hearing this, Si Qianxin felt a chill run down her spine.

Oh no, the villains are going to throw me into the pool to feed the crocodiles.

The night in Beijing was dark and gloomy, with thunder rumbling in the distance.

Now that Pei Li was back on the road, he didn't care about the traditional separation between men and women anymore, and wrapped his arms tightly around Si Qian's waist.

"Big brother, I'm not your Rose!"

Don't hug her so tightly, she's really scared!

"It's okay, I'm not Jack, I'm not going to drag you down with me even when I'm dying."

"..."

With five minutes left to go to our destination, a torrential downpour began.

Without a doubt, the two of them were soaked to the bone.

Looking at the manor that had just left at noon and returned in the evening, Si Qian felt a little sentimental.

On his way home, Pei Li, who had been starving all day, was led into a ditch. Just as he reached the door, he was caught in a downpour, and he even wondered if the other person was trying to bring him bad luck.

"Miss Si, it's thundering and raining outside, what are you going to do?"

Pei Li had already changed his clothes and came out of the bedroom. He glanced at the torrential rain outside and realized it would be difficult to get a taxi here.

Si Qian has completely given up:

"I immediately faked my death."

"Playing dead to avoid trouble~"

Of course, if all else fails, you can just kill her.

Anyway, death will end it all.

Day after day, I haven't made any money, but I've exhausted myself.

"Never mind, you stay here for now, and leave when the rain stops."

After Pei Li finished speaking, he turned and went to the bathroom, while Si Qian sat on the living room sofa and logged into Weibo, intending to fight those stupid netizens to the bitter end.

Because of today's commotion, Si Qian is now the top ten trending topics.

Si Qian: I'll call you Pi Yanzi (痞眼子) from now on.

President Li publicly refuted the rumors that Si Qian was offering herself to him.

Si Qian may be banned due to his conduct.

The nation's sweetheart, Mu Weiyue, returns to China, potentially slapping Si Qian in the face.

……

The third season of the variety show "Love You Till I Die" has been officially announced.

I had just finished reading the trending topics when my agent called.

"Qianqian, the company has booked you for a dating reality show that starts filming the day after tomorrow. Remember to dress up nicely. I heard that Sheng Chi and Fu Xiao will be on the show, and there's a high chance that Mu Weiyue will also be there. Get ready."

Good heavens, this lineup is truly a complete collection of all five poisons.

"Oh? Can I not go? I'm afraid that if I'm too beautiful, everyone will fall in love with me without realizing it."

Sister Chen on the other end of the phone was speechless for a moment:

"No, Li Chuanze specifically asked for you."

"Okay, tell him he'll come if he's not afraid of getting beaten up." Just as she was about to hang up, Si Qian thought for a moment and asked, "Sis, how badly are you hurt?"

"It's not serious, don't worry."

After exchanging a few words and hanging up the phone, Si Qian sighed.

The rain outside showed no signs of letting up.

Upstairs, Pei Li, on the other end of the phone, confirmed that all of Xingchen's few female artists were currently filming a dating reality show. Remembering what the system had said, he immediately had someone contact the director to temporarily add himself to the show.

Forgetting there were outsiders at home, he casually wrapped a bath towel around his waist and went downstairs, where he met Si Qian's eyes as she peeked out from the sofa after hearing footsteps, having just finished arguing with netizens.

In an instant, you could hear a pin drop.

Si Qian glanced at the towel that barely covered his vital parts, then at the folds where Pei Li's legs were faintly visible as he walked, and on a whim, blurted out:

"It's ready to eat right out of the box!"

"???"

Help!

Realizing she had said the wrong thing, Si Qian wanted to slap herself.

Fortunately, a clap of thunder broke the awkward atmosphere.

Of course, it's also possible that the greenhouse was leaking and he couldn't care less about himself.

……

Si Qian, who had followed him up to the fourth-floor greenhouse, looked at the water that had leaked in all over the floor and clicked her tongue.

"Brother, the quality of your house isn't very good."

We can start raising fish soon.

Pei Li didn't bother to say anything to her anymore. He took out his phone and dialed the number of the building repairman that the housekeeper had saved for him last time.

The next second, Si Qian's phone rang...