I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

These two talk in a really weird way.

[A Mixue Ice Cream in Florida? Are you kidding me? What's the difference between that and seeing a rural credit union on a street corner in Paris?]

[Snow King, you're really famous now, I forgot what happened next.]

[Xiaoxue, you're really famous now. You must pay attention to your words and actions. You don't know how many eyes are watching you, waiting for you to make a mistake. I know you're a very genuine person, and I hope you can maintain that frankness, but you must be even stricter with yourself, be careful with your words and actions, and set a good example. Only in this way can you go further.]

The four of them went to a nearby restaurant based on a local's recommendation.

Upon arriving at the entrance, several waiters warmly invited them inside, introducing the place in somewhat broken Chinese:

"Hey, this is the most delicious food in the restaurant..."

After she finished speaking, she showed everyone the reviews of her own store.

On the review page, a user named Liuzi from China used a variety of emojis to write all sorts of bizarre and cryptic encrypted communication messages.

[The food Nan eats [sweating soybeans] [heart] Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people [heart] [death smile] Just like Shi [hug] Thousands of tonics come [dog head]] [Rating: five stars]

[I ordered tea eggs, but they brought out huge quail eggs instead! Baka yarou! They're so spicy! I really want to fry those two eggs from the owner! [doge emoji]] [Rating: 5 stars]

[If you're craving this, you absolutely must try it! It rivals gutter oil, and just one sip brought back memories of my hometown! [Thumbs up] [Thumbs up]] [Rating: Five-star review]

After the four finished reading: "..."

What an encrypted call! Only Chinese people can understand it.

The most crucial thing is the five-star reviews; if you don't look closely, it's easy to be fooled.

But the Chinese people, with their rebellious nature, are not going to leave so easily.

Adhering to the principle that since he was already there, Li Chuanze still asked the owner to set up a table for him by the window.

[I'm about to collapse, hahaha. Liu Zi's strategy was to save one person at a time, but she underestimated everyone's rebellious nature.]

"That's true, even though it tastes so bad, I still have to try it to see what it's like."

This encryption language is unbeatable!

In just one day, the top trending topics in China changed one after another.

How can a person be so smart?

Xiao Li beats the ox

Fu Xiao was forcibly kissed on the street, and her best friend, who came to her rescue, was then subjected to a perverted display of affection.

Free shopping abroad - Welcome to Florida

Si Qian took a nickname and confessed to stabbing Fu Xiao eight times.

I fried two eggs from the boss.

Seeing their idol being wronged, Fu Xiao's fans grabbed their keyboards and rushed to Si Qian's fan page, intending to have a big fight with the fans. They even dug up all of Si Qian's previous scandals and forwarded them widely.

She thought public opinion would be on her side this time, but Si Qian and Pei Li's CP fans weren't pushovers either, and immediately dug up Fu Xiao's impromptu rap at the music festival that mocked the audience—

They paid money to come to the concert.

I was in my room with the air conditioning on, cursing under my breath.

Looking at them, who were sticking to him like dogs, I said...

I just want to meet up with a girl at the bar tonight and say hi.

……

A bystander who was unaware of the situation and went to the square couldn't help but post a Weibo message about it:

[Let's get rid of Xiao's flattery. His fans spend money and still get criticized, and his lyrics are utter nonsense. He should go back and finish his nine years of compulsory education before trying to rap.]

Fu Xiao's fans swarmed him like dogs smelling bones, launching an attack on the netizen's comments.

[What's it to you? We fans haven't even said anything, and you're already judging us!]

Do you even know what artistic creation is? Are you a paid shill hired by Si Qian?

Your most pressing task right now is to prepare for the transition from primary to junior high school.

In a fit of anger, the netizen posted his Tsinghua University certificate online.

The fans were not satisfied and angrily opened the netizen's account.

It turned out that the girl was not only the top science student in Beijing, but her family also worked in the arts and entertainment industry.

Not only did their attempt to mock Fu Xiao fail, but Fu Xiao's fans were also sued by the netizen's father for violating their privacy.

This has completely gone viral, and they've really lost face.

Meanwhile, Si Qian's studio also swiftly issued a lawyer's letter.

Si Qian herself went online and forwarded it.

Si Qian V: [Come and eat Dad's big lawsuit!]

……

After ordering a few simple dishes at the restaurant, the four of them sat facing each other and waited for the food to be served.

The two men seemed uninterested, but Mu Weiyue held Si Qian's hand and kept asking her about fishing techniques.

Si Qian also imparted all his knowledge to Si Qian.

Perhaps she felt neglected, or perhaps she saw her beloved and her contractual substitute getting along very well.

In short, the knife-cut noodles were unhappy and started finding fault with everything.

He pulled out a tissue and wiped the table with a sizzling sound, trying to get Mu Weiyue's attention.

The plate was almost scraped raw, but Mu Weiyue didn't even acknowledge him.

On the contrary, Si Qian felt her ears were being unbearably itchy.

"Stop applying it, it's making my skin sensitive."

The sound was like a cat's claws scratching glass, making the listener feel extremely anxious.

Mu Weiyue was also annoyed to no end, so she grabbed a rag and threw it at Li Chuanze.

"If you're itching to do something, go and wipe the floor by the door."

After being scolded, Li Chuanze finally calmed down.

Pei Li leaned back in his seat, a smirk playing on his lips as he watched the show unfold.

Seeing Li Chuanze looking over, he mouthed something to the other person—

Serves you right!

After chatting for a while, Mu Weiyue, as if struck by a sudden inspiration, sincerely asked:

"Teacher Si, I've seen your dramas, and your acting is quite good. Why haven't you played a leading role all these years?"

When this was mentioned, Si Qian's expression became somewhat subtle.

After thinking for a moment, she organized her thoughts and replied:

"I was twenty years old when I debuted, and my career collapsed in a single day."

Then, Si Qian recounted what had happened back then—

Her management contract is with Li Chuanze's entertainment company.

On her debut day, she was exposed for assaulting a senior colleague from the same company, and has been struggling in obscurity ever since.

That's right, the senior who got beaten up was Sheng Chi.

The first thing that idiot said to her when he saw her was:

Look at how white your legs are.

She herself made a thoughtless retort at the time:

Let's see how big his penis is.

I don't know which word broke her defenses, but Sheng Chi pointed at her and started cursing her for being shameless.

Then, out of anger, she pulled down his pants in front of everyone.

Even now, Si Qian still remembers that day when he was wearing bright pink shorts and had a rabbit tail on his backside...

After listening, Mu Weiyue immediately clapped:

"Awesome!"

[My teacher, Strong, is a master of silence; when he does speak, he's absolutely astounding!]

[Damn! No wonder Sheng Chi was targeting Si Qian all this time. Turns out he was the one who started it all, and after being exposed, he spread rumors about the girl.]

So, am I the only one who cares about how big a penis is?

It's not mud from upstairs...

After all the dishes were served, no one continued the topic.

Sheng Chi, on the other hand, had just come out of the local police station and saw the trending topic on Chinese social media, which immediately made him very popular.

Because the trending search term was—

Sheng Chi, look at that idiot.