I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

The entire six hundred thousand coins were piled up like a small hill. All the C-store employees were mobilized, and a group of people stood guard in the lobby to start counting them.

Yao Zao almost ground her back teeth to powder. She originally wanted to use Si Qian's relationship to strike up a conversation with the man next to Si Qian, but she didn't expect to end up losing more than she gained.

The manager, a Chinese man, was counting coins with eyes blazing with anger, glaring resentfully at Yao Zao.

He'll definitely fire that idiot after the guests leave!

They counted until their saliva dried and their hands cramped; it took more than a dozen people an hour to finally finish counting.

"The count of 60 is finished."

At this moment, an exhausted employee stood up.

Boom!

He rolled his eyes and collapsed again.

The manager approached Si Qian, rubbing his hands together like a fly: "Miss, let me pack your things and give you some small gifts..."

Si Qianhe smiled and said, "Now that I think about it, I don't really like this bag. I won't buy it."

The manager's expression cracked, his smile frozen at the corners of his mouth, looking quite comical: "Not...not buying it?"

Director Li quickly loaded the coins that the group of people had counted onto the car.

Is there something you're not satisfied with?

The manager took a deep breath to calm himself down and politely inquired about Si Qian's situation.

Originally, someone who sells luxury goods wouldn't be short of a few hundred thousand.

but!

He spent a whole hour counting his coins today, and now he's not willing to give up!

Si Qian: "The bag is too expensive, I'm poor."

As the saying goes, sincerity is the ultimate weapon.

After saying that, Si Qian pulled Pei Li and the other two out of the shop.

[I'd be so angry if I were the manager, haha, but I'm just a netizen, haha]

[Six hundred thousand coins, Si Qian is truly a genius!]

[I've already said it, Florida doesn't support idlers.]

As soon as the three people came out, the black guy who had been crouching in the shadows darted out like a cockroach.

"Hey girl, got anything you like?"

"Yes!" Si Qian pointed to the bag displayed on the front shelf of the store and said casually, "60 is too expensive, I couldn't bear to buy it."

Black guy: "Wait!"

After saying that, the young man took out black stockings, put them over his head as a hood, grabbed a knife, and rushed over.

What followed was a series of screams and the sound of glass display cases shattering.

Seeing this, other competitors who were waiting nearby rushed forward, and more than a dozen black people rushed into the store, only to rush out again in less than a few dozen seconds.

When the deliveryman returned, he was still holding the spoils he had just seized.

He shoved the bag Si Qian had pointed to into her hand, holding up two fingers:

"Just give me this amount."

"Twenty thousand? That's so cheap?"

"It's two hundred yuan."

Where is morality? Where is conscience? Where is it located?!

Two hundred yuan?! I was so anxious I sat up in bed and scratched my butt a couple of times, then rolled over and the data cable was half a bit shorter!

[I'm getting jealous! Either go on a nationwide robbery spree, or don't let me know!]

Will this get through customs? Won't I get arrested?

Looking at the ink in my house, I had a fleeting idea!

At that moment, police sirens sounded.

Pei Li, always eager for drama, exclaimed, "The police are coming! You're finished!"

Seeing this, the young man shoved the bag into Si Qian's hand and then turned around and grabbed a nearby motorcycle.

Boom——

The car starts!

"Stop!"

Just a second before the police arrived with stun guns, the young man started his car and drove off.

Seeing this, the police officers also got into their cars, and a chase ensued on the street.

The aerial camera recorded the entire process.

The young man was riding a motorcycle, with the police following closely behind.

But clearly, the young man wasn't flustered at all; he even took out his phone and posted a video on Douyin (TikTok).

"Welcome to the [unclear]! [unclear]! [unclear]! Eh!!! Let's feel its [unclear]! [unclear]! [unclear]! Feel its [unclear]! [unclear]! Eh!!!"

On his escape, the young man turned back and provoked the police:

"Come and catch me!"

Live streaming is great; you can even see it from the perspective of a criminal.

[Even when criminals escape, they can post a video on Douyin, but your boyfriend says he doesn't have time to reply and rekindle the romance [heart emoji]]

[That's great, they sent it to us.]

"Let's experience his traditional culture together!"

Si Qian, who remained where she was, held her bag and remained silent with Pei Li for a long time.

Brother Li was dumbfounded: "What about the stolen goods?"

Pei Li blatantly lied: "What stolen goods? We found them!"

……

After fishing, Li Chuanze took Mu Weiyue out for a stroll and ran into Pei Li, who was waiting for someone by the roadside.

Having been harassed by a group of gay men, Li Chuanze is now deeply traumatized, so much so that he is already bundled up in layers of clothing before sunset.

"President Pei, what are you doing standing here?"

Upon seeing Pei Li there, Li Chuanze intended to pull Mu Weiyue away, but Mu Weiyue ran up to greet him instead.

Helpless, he could only follow along with a dark expression.

Pei Li greeted Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue politely, saying, "We're waiting for Teacher Si."

Mu Weiyue immediately peeked out and looked around: "Where did Teacher Si go?"

Pei Li: "I need to take care of some things at the office."

Mu Weiyue: "Which institute?"

Pei Li: "The toilet."

【So, she's just going to the office to take care of some business!】

I need to go see Zhang Liang to take care of something.

"Going to eat mala tang, huh?"

[Did you hear that, my friend? From now on, talk to me like this!]

A few minutes later, Si Qian returned after taking care of her personal matters and found two more people.

Li Chuanze looked down at people with his nose in the air, adopting an arrogant attitude, and even snorted coldly at Si Qian.

Si Qian responded with a high level of emotional intelligence.

"Hey, you need to trim your nose hairs, or you'll poke people."

Upon hearing this, Li Chuanze, who had been as arrogant as a rooster, turned ashen-faced and immediately lowered his chin.

Si Qian rubbed two fingers together to make a heart shape.

Three sentences were enough to break a man's defenses on the spot.

Mu Weiyue, ever the curious child, asked, "Why is it called knife-cut noodles?"

Si Qian explained, "Because his face looks like it's been slashed with a knife."

Pei Li couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

Li Chuanze was furious that Si Qian only gave him a nickname, so he clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.

"Who else have you given a nickname?"

Si Qian thought about it carefully: "And that scoundrel and that little idiot."

Mu Weiyue's lips twitched violently; she thought she should have guessed who that scoundrel was.

[Can anyone answer online who those two people Si Qian mentioned are?]

[As a working fan of Strong, Piyanzi is probably referring to Sheng Chi, because Strong criticized him on Weibo before, but I don't know about Baga.]

Mu Weiyue: "And who is that idiot?"

Si Qian: "That idiot is Fu Xiao. Last time he hit my manager, I stabbed him eight times and he still hasn't died."

Holy crap! Is this something you can just say?

[What's there to hide? Didn't Fu Xiao hit the other person's agent first?]

[So, does that mean he can just stab people?! Xiao Ge is so unlucky to have met this lunatic! So unlucky!]

This topic didn't last long.

Si Qian suggested, "How about we go for a stroll in the city?"

Mu Weiyue: "Which city are we going to? Is there enough time?"

Si Qian: "Let's go to the supermarket, then go into town for a drink."

Pei Li added, "Let's go to Mixue Ice Cream City."