I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

While the foreign man was chanting incantations, Li Chuanze seized the opportunity, rushed forward, and pinned him to the ground.

"Where did this idiot come from?"

The older brother, who was being beaten and howling, kept calling out "Stop," wondering why his Eastern magic wasn't working.

At this moment, security personnel around the beach heard the commotion and came over, separating the two completely.

The comments section was already bursting with laughter.

The screen recording of Li Chuanze beating up a foreigner went viral online, and someone even made a meme out of it.

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Xiao Li beats the ox

……

Lincoln Street.

Si Qian and Pei Li each harbored their own ulterior motives.

On the road not far away, a man dressed as a crocodile was moving at a snail's pace.

Behind him was a modified four-wheeled tandem motorcycle, which kept honking its horn at the crocodile.

But this crocodile clearly thought it was a crocodile, lying motionless on the road for a long time.

More and more cars came from behind, honking their horns deafeningly.

But the crocodile showed no sign of moving.

Si Qian, a kind-hearted person, went over to help move the crocodile, only to discover that the crocodile was actually Fu Xiao.

Clearly, Fu Xiao hadn't expected to run into Si Qian here.

The two stared at each other, both speechless.

Fu Xiao: "What are you doing here?"

Si Qian rolled her eyes: "Did they write your name on the road?"

Several drivers behind us honked their horns furiously.

Fu Xiao, thinking of the hidden mission, looked constipated and told Si Qian not to meddle.

Si Qian was very obedient. No sooner had she left than the driver, for some unknown reason, suddenly stepped on the gas.

The car suddenly rushed forward—

boom!

Fu Xiao, dressed in a crocodile costume, was sent flying.

At this moment, the driver got out of the car, slammed the door shut, and came to Fu Xiao's side.

Without saying a word, he stripped Fu Xiao of the crocodile costume, put it on himself, and lay down on the road to cosplay as a crocodile.

The sun is shining brightly outside.

Drivers from all directions surged in like zombies besieging a city.

Si Qian thought they were about to have a group fight, but to her surprise, the driver in the lead pulled out a handful of... chopped green onions from his pocket!?

Yes, Si Qian was not mistaken.

The driver took out a handful of chopped green onions and sprinkled them on the crocodile.

There's also one that sprinkles barbecue seasoning.

Don't ask Siqian how she knows.

The cumin powder and Sichuan peppercorn powder were blown over by the wind, causing her to sneeze several times in a row.

Si Qian: "My god, what kind of operation is this?"

Pei Li: "As expected, Florida doesn't support idlers."

Florida: You can live, but you can't live without living.

The ground isn't hot enough.

[I'm a little crazy, why do I want to lie down for a while too?]

[This person's mental state is even more neurotic than my mother's.]

When the staff saw Fu Xiao being hit and thrown into the air, a group of people rushed over to her.

Just as they were about to begin the rescue, the older brother, who had just been brutally beaten by Li Chuanze, saw a man collapse on the roadside and immediately went over to help.

"The family's public account is being used for illegal activities!"

Before anyone could react, the eldest brother had already put his hands on the ground, straddled Fu Xiao, taken a deep breath, and, in a fit of rage and passion, kissed her right in front of everyone—

"vomit!"

The artificial respiration hadn't lasted more than a few seconds when the older brother's pupils suddenly dilated and his head lolled out to the side.

This time, the eldest brother spoke clearly and distinctly, his expression even worse than someone constipated—

"Yue...he spat in my mouth!"

Looking at Fu Xiao again, she had already started foaming at the mouth.

Sour liquid was gushing out of its mouth, like an old cow ruminating.

Si Qian, who witnessed the whole thing: "..."

Pei Li, with mixed feelings: "..."

Give my mother back her eyes!

Everything happened so fast that there was no time to stop it.

After a few seconds of silence in the live stream, the number of comments exploded.

My eyes! My eyes!!!

[Epileptic syndrome! Is this some kind of mental illness?!]

[I'm offering a huge reward for a pair of eyes I've never seen before!]

I watched the whole thing with the emojis of an elderly person on the subway using their phone; I'm impressed!

[I'm eating! I'm eating spicy soup! You lunatic, you owe me a meal!!]

The scene turned into a mess.

At this point, the police finally came out and started stopping the cars parked on the side of the road and questioning them one by one.

Upon learning of his good friend's accident while on the next street, Sheng Chi immediately rode his electric scooter at full speed towards the scene.

At the intersection ahead, a policeman was standing on the left side of the car taking notes when Shengchi's electric scooter came speeding towards them.

Seeing this, Sheng Chi planned to walk directly through the middle of the police and vehicles.

An unexpected event occurred at that moment.

When the tram was between the vehicle and the police, the driver suddenly opened the door and killed the person.

And so, Shengchi was going too fast and couldn't avoid it, crashing directly into the other car door with a loud bang.

The car, having lost its balance, tipped over toward the police officer beside it. In a moment of panic, Sheng Chi grabbed the officer's shirt hem.

click-

The sound of tearing cloth rang out.

boom!

Sheng Chi and the policeman had a close encounter, with Sheng Chi falling down in his arms with the policeman.

And one of his hands was resting on the policeman's chest.

However, the feel of this part seems a bit off...

Sheng Chi looked down and saw that the policeman's clothes had been torn, revealing his white chest and a woman's lace bra.

Depend on!

Abnormal!

Sheng Chi instantly flew into a rage, practically scrambling to his feet and distancing himself from the police.

After the policewoman got up, she covered her face and gave Sheng Chi a wink, her eyes filled with a charmingly coquettish shyness.

"Dead ghost~"

Sheng Chi got goosebumps all over his body.

Help!

Someone please save him!

Director Zheng was completely dumbfounded. He hadn't expected that just letting everyone out for a day would cause so much trouble.

Assistant Director Wu could barely speak; he stammered and almost bit off his own tongue.

"Will...will this...lead to a prison sentence?"

Pei Li answered affirmatively, "Yes."

At this moment, Director Zheng's heart sank. He hardened his heart:

How many years will he be sentenced to?

Pei Li thought for a moment: "To be sentenced to a lifetime of loneliness by love."

"..."

Si Qian kindly comforted him, "It's not a big problem. We scholars generally think this is the beginning of a good marriage."

"..."

[This isn't just a car door opening; it's the gateway to a new world.]

[Two male leads, 1v1, love at first sight, pure romance.]

[I can picture it! Upstairs, get out with a stick!]

This day was more dramatic than anything else in my entire life.

[This is the kind of person who, even after being dead for three years, would feel their blood boil and come back to life just by mentioning my grave.]

[Can someone find out what article Si Qian is reading?]

[Post.]

The production team sent those who needed to be taken to the hospital and called the police where necessary.

Director Zheng must be kicking himself to death right now. Why did he have to choose a foreign location, and a place teeming with talent?

Pei Li and Si Qian, having finished watching the commotion, had already left.

She hasn't done her hidden quest yet.

On the bustling street, Pei Li followed Si Qian, also looking preoccupied.

His task was to give a gift to any one of the four female guests without being noticed.

As they passed a roadside bag stall, Pei Li tentatively said, "Mr. Crab, that bag suits you quite well."

Si Qian glanced at it casually and saw several big brand logos: "Is this fake?"

At this moment, the black man selling bags stepped forward and said several times, "Go three blocks ahead, cross that intersection, there's an LV store."

Si Qian: "And then?"

The black man pointed to the bags on the stall: "There's nothing in there right now, it's all here!"