I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Chapter 43 The more one gets in middle age, the more empathetic one becomes with Journey to the West

How can a person be this smart?

This kind of thing is immoral and should not be encouraged. Of course, if I were making that money, then disregard what I said.

[Sure enough, Teacher Strong's part-time jobs over the past few years haven't been for nothing; he's become a capitalist.]

When she got back to the car, Si Qian waved a banknote at everyone.

Those who witnessed the whole thing gave a thumbs up.

When they arrived at their final destination, the production team arrived late, carrying a bunch of equipment.

"Hey! Director Zheng, you got a new hairstyle?"

When Sheng Chi saw that Director Zheng had changed to the latest trendy bird's nest hairstyle, he couldn't help but praise him.

Director Zheng was so angry he wanted to hit someone: "This is just the wind blowing it all over the place!"

Si Qian just called and said she ordered him a male massage.

A man riding a motorcycle.

The driver was like he was rushing to be reborn.

After Assistant Director Wu arrived, he began to criticize Director Zheng:

"Walking so fast, do you have a father or a mother up ahead?!"

Mu Weiyue: "Why is he stealing Marshal Tianpeng's lines?"

Si Qian: "You don't understand, do you? As people get older, they become more empathetic to Journey to the West. They have Sun Wukong's troubles, Zhu Bajie's belly, Sha Wujing's hairstyle, Tang Sanzang's nagging, the White Dragon Horse's job, and the Golden Cudgel is not as good as it used to be. What's even more frustrating is that we are getting closer and closer to the Western Paradise."

[Don’t say it. You really shouldn’t say it. ]

It's better to die a quick and painless death than to toil away like an ox or a horse.

After settling into the hotel arranged by the production team, the guests had a short rest followed by a day of free time to familiarize themselves with the place.

Florida, a country that is said to never support idlers.

Here you can see a man secretly shaving his neighbor's dog into a bald patch, a thief brazenly stealing a police car and committing fraud on the street, and a black man robbing a bank with a toy gun.

As Si Qian changed her clothes and left the hotel, the production team secretly handed her the hidden mission card for the day.

"Teacher Si, this is your hidden mission for today."

Director Zheng slyly handed over a task card.

Si Qian, still a little dazed, took the quest card: "Does everyone have a hidden quest?"

Director Zheng nodded: "Yes, please open it and take a look."

Without a second thought, Si Qian opened the mission card and began to read it.

"Can I ask any one of the four male guests to give me flowers?"

Here it comes, the show's old trick!

[This task is a bit difficult. President Li, Brother Sheng, and Brother Xiao are all out of the running, leaving only President Pei.]

[I also feel it's President Pei. The "money-losing CP" (couple pairing) is quite popular right now, and Si Qian will probably try to appeal to the CP fans.]

Meanwhile, the other guests also received today's hidden mission.

Mu Weiyue and Li Chuanze were the first to go out. Mu Weiyue insisted on dragging him to the beach to go fishing.

Li Chuanze happily carried Mu Weiyue's toolbox and trotted towards the seaside.

Today, South Beach is filled with blonde beauties in bikinis and handsome men showing off their abs, a feast for the eyes.

The sun, mixed with the salty smell of the sea, smelled like dried salted fish.

Mu Weiyue, dressed in a casual vacation-style long dress and wearing a woven straw hat, casually found a place to sit down and began to fish in peace.

Li Chuanze, standing next to him, had taken off his shirt and was enjoying a sunbath with his upper body bare.

He was only wearing a pair of linen beach shorts, and after striking poses for a long time, he finally caught Mu Weiyue's attention.

She turned around and frowned at Li Chuanze: "Are you covered in fleas?"

Li Chuanze was momentarily embarrassed, but quickly regained his composure and explained as usual:

"no……"

Mu Weiyue, too lazy to waste words, turned around and casually pointed to an unfamiliar tree not far away:

"If you have thorns on your body, go rub them against the tree next to you."

After saying that, she hung up the bait and continued to focus on fishing.

【Ughhhhh, sis, I hate that you're such a blockhead!】

[President Li practically took his pants off, and you say that?!]

[Yueyue, look back at President Li. I don't believe your eyes are empty!]

[Jiu Min! What should I do? My daughter loves fishing too much! You need to talk to President Li, he's about to break down!]

But it's clear that Li Chuanze, this domineering CEO, is very confident in himself.

He had this illusion that every woman in the world had to like him.

Under the blazing sun, he picked up a dumbbell weighing over ten kilograms and began to exercise.

The warm, pale golden sunlight shone on him, clearly revealing his abs and V-line.

He thought his overflowing male hormones would attract beautiful women, but he was wrong about one thing.

That is, he is currently in Florida.

Instead of attracting the admiration of beautiful women, he attracted several gay men.

The foreign man walked over and unexpectedly pinched Li Chuanze's butt. He approached like a ghost and asked in broken Chinese:

"Hey bro, wanna hook up?"

While exercising, Li Chuanze suddenly felt someone touching his butt. He turned around and saw a burly foreign man standing in front of him asking if he wanted to hook up.

What the heck? Was this someone arranged by the production team?

Moderate exercise attracts the opposite sex; excessive exercise attracts the same sex.

To be honest, gay men really love Mr. Li's physique.

How absurd! It's exactly like an Oh Henry ending.

Isn't this sexual harassment? What kind of security measures did the production team take?!

Li Chuanze's eyes were filled with disbelief; he thought he had misheard.

"Are you crazy?! I'm not gay!"

The older brother seemed unwilling to give up, so he turned around and showed off his biceps and broad back from all angles.

Naturally, the camera also caught a glimpse of the four large, all-black characters behind the foreign man—

Serving the country with utmost loyalty.

No?

Who taught him to get a tattoo like that?

Li Chuanze's face turned pale and then red, especially with Mu Weiyue present. He was so angry that his chest heaved with each breath.

He practically roared as he spoke:

"Get lost! I'm straight!"

"Damn gay, get the hell out of here!"

Enraged by the rejection, the older brother pointed at Li Chuanze and began to hurl insults:

"You slut! Dressed so scantily, you're obviously not a decent man!"

boom!

Unable to bear it any longer, Li Chuanze threw a left hook at his opponent.

boom!

The eldest brother didn't back down and threw an uppercut at Li Chuanze's chin.

boom!

Li Chuanze aimed a right hook at his older brother.

Boom!

The eldest brother quickly crouched down and tripped Li Chuanze with a sweeping leg kick.

Li Chuanze leaned over and pressed himself against his older brother, hooking his arms around the other's neck like an octopus.

The two fought fiercely, neither willing to back down, their battle intense and evenly matched.

Finally, the battered and bruised older brother and the bruised and swollen Li Chuanze were separated by the crowd of onlookers.

The eldest brother, seemingly still unwilling to give up, unleashed his ultimate move—

"You wait, I'm going to defeat you with the kung fu I learned from the mysterious and distant East at great expense!"

Upon hearing this, the foreigners present changed their expressions and took a few steps back.

The eldest brother smiled with satisfaction at everyone's reaction, and then pulled out a piece of yellow paper with runes written on it from his pocket.

He stood on one leg, muttering to himself—

"Demons and monsters, get out of here!"

"Demons and monsters, get out of here!"

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