I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

[To get Director Zheng to kneel down, Director Wu even became the top donor in his live stream.]

[Even if it meant smashing his phone, Director Wu would still make Director Zheng kneel down; it's truly a touching display of brotherly love.]

[All of you! Kneel down! Before me!]

【Hey↗ I'm going to get one for my friend right now!】

Director Wu saved the screen recording and smiled with satisfaction.

He waited for ten minutes before finally getting Youqian to kneel down.

Even though the revenge methods are a tiny bit pathetic, it's all worth it as long as it makes Youqian lose face!

Director Zheng was completely unaware of this and was still happily shoveling food into his mouth.

As the sun set and darkness fell, the guests finished their meal.

Mu Weiyue asked Director Zheng, "Aren't we going back yet?"

In response, Director Zheng simply sat on the steps, rubbing his hands together expectantly, and said, "Don't rush, I heard there's a meeting at the South Gate Square tonight."

Lu Yao rested her chin on her hand, her voice sweet: "What meeting?"

Liu Ye chimed in, "It should be something like a temple fair or Buddhist ceremony."

Fearing they wouldn't be able to get good spots, everyone went early.

A platform has been erected below the south gate square of the temple.

The number of people in the South Gate Square gradually increased.

However, the more people looked at it, the more they felt something was wrong.

Something's off about 100 out of 10!

Chi Ye watched as the staff brought in sound equipment, large lights, and microphones, and his brows furrowed deeper and deeper: "Is this a charity event?"

It doesn't quite seem like it.

Someone who didn't know better might think they'd wandered into a bar.

Ji Mingxuan chimed in, "Maybe it's because times are changing, there's even cyber incense burning now..."

Having just witnessed the accumulation of merit through electronic wooden fish and fascia guns, Ji Mingxuan was not surprised to see these things now.

After all, the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds.

Used to it.

Director Zheng had already reserved the best seats at the very front for everyone, but when he looked back, there were hardly any people there.

"What about the rest?"

"They haven't come down yet."

Chi Ye sat down casually on the ground, and after hearing Director Zheng ask the others, he pointed to the sky-high staircase behind the stage.

Director Zheng didn't say anything more, but simply had someone get Chi Ye a stool.

"The ground is cold, it'll freeze your bottom."

……

At the temple, Si Qian, who had just accompanied Pei to worship the Medicine Buddha, then dragged him to worship the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

She has her own theory about this kind of thing.

"Believe what you should believe, and don't blindly believe what you shouldn't."

After much coaxing and cajoling, they encountered Mu Weiyue and Li Chuanze on their way down.

Si Qian found it strange: "Didn't you two go downstairs just now?"

"I heard there's a really beautiful koi in the pond, and Kawashawa said he wants to come with me to see it."

When Mu Weiyue mentioned her beloved fish, her eyes lit up like laser cannons, and she gestured with her hands for a long time.

When she glanced down and saw their hands clasped together, she couldn't help but blink and smile knowingly.

"By the way, what are you all doing here?"

Si Qian was quite generous: "We're on a date."

They finally managed to sneak off to have an affair when no one was around, but they still got caught.

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"We won't bother you any longer!"

After saying that, she forcibly dragged Li Chuanze away from there.

After walking a distance, Li Chuanze, who had wanted to talk to Mu Weiyue since earlier, finally got his chance.

Taking advantage of the good atmosphere tonight, he wanted to press his advantage and confess his feelings to Mu Weiyue.

"moon……"

"Thank goodness I'm not in a relationship!"

Li Chuanze had barely uttered a single word when Mu Weiyue exhaled a sigh of relief, interrupting him.

Realizing that Li Chuanze had just spoken to her, she turned her head: "By the way, what were you about to say?"

Li Chuanze: "It's nothing..."

Mu Weiyue nodded, not taking it seriously, and continued, "Luckily I'm not in a relationship, otherwise, having to go on a date in this cold weather would be miserable."

As she spoke, she made a gesture as if she were hugging herself.

Li Chuanze fell completely silent.

He died before he could even finish confessing his love.

……

Si Qian was still cursing as she went down.

Listen closely—

"Is Pei Tianming really that idiot %↗/?@"

After hearing about Pei Li's childhood experiences, Si Qian cursed him with profanities the whole way.

"Next time you go back, take me with you. I'll go and greet every single one of your relatives and then slap each of them twice across the face."

Pei Li couldn't help but click his tongue after hearing this.

Looking at her well-developed biceps, Pei Li stroked his chin and thought for a few seconds before asking her a question.

"Mr. Krabs, will you abuse me?"

Si Qian was busy scolding Pei Tianming and didn't listen to what he was saying at all.

Why do you want to go home and hug him?

"You can hug me now."

As she spoke, she stopped and opened her arms to hug the man's lean waist.

She always carried a reassuring fruity and woody scent, especially when he was close to her, the unique fragrance of hers lingered in his heart for a long time.

Pei Li hadn't expected that this sentence could be interpreted in this way.

But he liked it very much.

……

As soon as the two arrived at the square, it was like a music festival was being held in the center. The DJ was blasting from the speakers, and all sorts of flashy stage lights were on, almost blinding people on the spot.

"?"

Did they go to the wrong place?

Si Qian hesitated for a second, then looked back at the plaque of Jinsheng Temple behind her.

This isn't a wrong turn!

Completely dumbfounded, Si Qian and Pei Li were led to the front by staff members outside the venue.

The further you walk, the louder the music gets.

In the center of the stage, the abbot was DJing, the head monk was playing the guitar, and the monks were singing.

So abstract.

The world has finally gone mad.

Si Qianyi's face was completely shocked.

No wonder there were so many conservatives in the past.

What is this? What is this?

Si Qian admitted that he, a country bumpkin, was thoroughly shocked.

She stammered, "Is this a proper monk? Did Buddha approve of him?"

Pei Li: "This is an electronic music monk."

All I could hear was the constant blasting of music against my eardrums.

The abbot on stage picked up the microphone and shouted down to the audience—

"Hey!"

The familiar music started playing—

I didn't have K~ I didn't have K~ I didn't have K~

Bulu biu bulu biu~

Dinosaurs fight wolves, fight wolves, fight~

[A forbidden Buddhist site by day, a Buddhist stronghold by night.]

[I am MC Water Guanyin, emitting a sexy voice. I am DJ Maitreya Buddha, stepping into the life I yearn for.]

I never imagined that the words "the collapse of social order" would come out of my mouth.

Dear benefactors, please allow this humble monk to see the incense in your hands!

[Buddha: Those of you behind, please shake your incense sticks!]

Tonight's expenses are on Manjushri Bodhisattva. Where are the screams?!

Si Qian: "Director Zheng, is this the meeting you were talking about?"

She had considered temple fairs and Buddhist ceremonies.

I never thought about a concert.

Director Zheng was also puzzled. He had heard people say there was a meeting here tonight, but he didn't know what kind of meeting it was.

"Wait a minute, let me check..."

Completely bewildered, Director Zheng took out his phone and checked for a long time. He was dumbfounded when he saw the result.

"This square doesn't belong to the temple. A couple of days ago, an organizer applied to hold a music festival here. The monks on stage are probably part of the atmosphere team..."