I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

"Then I want to change my visa too!"

After witnessing Si Qian's cheating methods, Li Chuanze immediately picked up the lottery tube, unwilling to accept defeat, and wanted to try his luck in "defying fate".

Take the first one.

The draw is bad, throw it away!

The second one.

The draw is bad, throw it away!

The third one.

Discard the lot after it's been accepted!

Li Chuanze was dumbfounded after drawing four fortune sticks in a row, all of which were considered very unlucky.

He turned to the abbot with a skeptical look: "Are there only two auspicious fortune sticks in here?"

Abbot: "No."

[President Li, please stop making a fool of yourself; it's embarrassing.]

【The ugly woman imitates the ugly woman. 】

This really cracked me up.

Valentine's Day is just a few months away, Mr. Li, I'd like to dedicate a song to you: "Just Until I'm All Alone, ...

[You guys are still the best! [Thumbs up]]

After drawing marriage fortune sticks, Director Zheng led everyone to hang prayer plaques on the peach trees behind the temple.

The wooden plaques on the branches swayed in the wind, making a crisp, clear sound as they collided with each other.

Perhaps because of the bad luck he had just encountered, Pei Li had remained silent on the way here and was now in a distracted state.

"Hey!"

"Hi?"

"Moses, Moses!"

How are you?

Si Qian called his name several times, but he remained lost in his own emotions.

In a place where the camera couldn't reach, Si Qian took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention to her and casually moved closer to him, secretly pulling his hand and shaking it with her hand hanging by her trouser seam.

It was a normal romantic relationship, but for some reason she always felt like she was doing something wrong.

It gives me the illusion that we're having an affair.

Si Qian stood next to him: "Hey, can you even talk to me?"

After shouting for a long time, the wooden man finally gave a response.

Pei Li's gaze swept over her lips as they opened and closed, then gradually moved down to the back of the hand she was holding.

His body was stiff, and his tone was much slower.

"Actually... the fortune slip just now was not wrong."

He has a system, so naturally he can use the system to predict his future.

The divination slip's result was almost identical to the ending he knew.

"If I hadn't met you, I might really be like..."

"Stop! You can shut up now!"

Si Qian interrupted him before he could finish speaking.

Pei Li's eyes revealed obvious desolation: "Before I met you, no one loved me except my mother..."

"Try another thud!"

Si Qian felt her fist harden, and the curse words that were about to roll around in her mouth were swallowed back down.

She took a deep breath and managed to squeeze out only one sentence.

"Don't make me slap you!"

"Mr. Krabs, you can't bear to part with it."

"It's the father's fault if the son is not taught properly, and I'm willing to slap your dad!"

"..."

When it was Si Qian's turn to hang the sign, she took a pen out of her pocket.

The cameraman deliberately zoomed in for a close-up shot.

Si Qian looked focused, writing each stroke of the prayer plaque with particular care.

A short while later, a new line of text appeared on it.

She wrote down a wish that was almost impossible to fulfill—

[Back to Beijing 24 years ago.]

After she finished writing, she hung the prayer plaque on the tree.

Why are you insisting on going to Beijing? Who's even in Beijing?!

[24 years ago? Who was there 24 years ago?]

【Teacher Si, this isn't just a wish, it's a pipe dream.】

Director Zheng walked over and said, "Teacher Si, aren't you making things difficult for Buddha?"

Before Si Qian could speak, the handsome young man who had been tapping the electronic wooden fish in the main hall appeared out of nowhere.

He first bowed to everyone and spoke on behalf of Si Qian.

"Amitabha Buddha, when you have money, you worship money; when you don't have money, you worship Buddha. You make a wish for tens of millions with a few dollars' worth of incense. If you can't make things difficult for yourself, you make things difficult for Buddha."

After saying that, the handsome man casually walked away, twirling the prayer beads in his hand.

He waved his sleeves, leaving without taking a single cloud with him.

From a distance, it truly exudes an otherworldly and refined air.

The others looked completely bewildered.

The handsome man's words were hailed as gospel by netizens.

Between going to work and striving for self-improvement, I chose to burn incense.

Between seeking help from others and from myself, I chose to seek help from Buddha.

Between working hard to earn money and struggling through hardship, I chose to move Heaven.

Born in 2000, she runs her own business, owns a Range Rover worth 30 million, a city villa worth half a million, has had 6 boyfriends, and believes that with enough effort, she can type anything.

I disdain the Temple of Marriage, and kneel before the Temple of the God of Wealth for eternity!

Director Wu's eyes lit up: "Is this reliable? If it is, I'll light incense and pray to it every day from now on, focusing on getting big results with little money!"

Si Qian: "Even the Great Compassion Mantra requires VIP membership; Buddha doesn't save poor ghosts."

"..."

Director Wu slunk away.

After hanging up his prayer plaque and returning, Pei Li really wanted to ask Si Qian a question.

Why 24 years ago?

Thinking this way, he asked the same question.

"Why is it 24 years ago in Beijing?"

It could be Beijing.

It could have been 24 years ago.

But what she wrote was about wanting to go back to Beijing twenty-four years ago.

That was his first year after he was born.

Si Qian: "If no one has ever loved you before you met me, I want to go back to twenty-four years ago."

Go back to where the story began and love him again.

The highest form of loving someone is feeling heartache for them.

Si Qian felt that this statement was absolutely correct.

Whether these words moved Pei Li is unknown.

But it must have moved those two useless systems.

[I've finally figured it out.]

1748: [Tears welled up in my eyes.]

"...Mr. Krabs."

"explain."

"Whether it's the next life or the life after that, I will haunt you like a ghost."

"...You'd better keep your word."

……

In the evening, everyone stayed at the temple and had a free vegetarian meal.

Although it's a vegetarian dish, it tastes delicious when stir-fried.

After a long afternoon of work, a dozen or so people squatted on the steps, eating rice from their bowls without any regard for their image.

Director Zheng was holding a bowl, ready to find a step to sit down.

Just then, an angry shout came from the corner—

"Zheng Youqian, kneel down!"

Snap—!

Director Zheng was so startled that his hand trembled, and the chopsticks fell to the ground.

He clutched his heart, which was pounding so hard it almost skipped a beat, and looked toward the source of the sound. He saw Director Wu next to him frantically trying to turn off the volume on his phone.

Seeing his guilty look, Director Zheng asked, "What are you doing?"

Director Wu stammered, "I'm watching...watching the live stream..."

Director Zheng asked with some skepticism, "Then why would someone call my name?"

Director Wu changed the subject, saying, "You must have misheard... Youqian, are you full? You can have mine too!"

As he spoke, Director Wu pushed his food towards him.

Although the vegetarian meal at the temple is free, there is only one serving.

With Director Zheng weighing over 200 pounds, he naturally wouldn't be able to get enough to eat.

Director Zheng, beaming with joy, picked up his bowl and began to eat.

With the topic shifted, Director Wu breathed a sigh of relief.

Informed netizens have arrived.

It turns out that Director Wu had been typing Director Zheng's name repeatedly for ten minutes in a live stream where "if you type your friend's name in the public chat, the streamer will tell you to kneel down."

All for the sake of getting the anchor to say, "Zheng Youqian, kneel down."