I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.
Chapter 232: As long as the feeling is right, don't be too rigid about the gender.
Si Qian was teaching Pei Li to sing very seriously.
However, she overlooked one problem.
That means I'm tone-deaf.
Pei Li earnestly offered his suggestion: "Mr. Crab, I think you should switch to a different path for development."
Si Qian: "For example?"
Pei Li: "You're better suited for rapping."
This clear and resonant voice isn't something just anyone can learn.
Eager to make money, Si Qian actually gave his suggestion a serious consideration and felt that she could take on a few commercial performances.
The two of them were completely absorbed in learning to sing, while the others were either chasing or being chased.
The farce ultimately ended with the suppression of the production crew by dozens of staff members.
The stage was now a complete mess.
The original romantic atmosphere and style had vanished, replaced only by Director Zheng's angry roar—
"I'm going to fight you to the death!!!"
[Pass this on, Director Zheng has been driven crazy by the guests.]
[Pass this on, Director Zheng has gone mad.]
[Pass this on, Director Zheng is about to leave.]
After the commotion subsided, a soothing piece of music was played at the venue.
The staff put invisible masks on all ten guests.
Director Zheng: "Once the music starts, each guest can choose a partner by holding hands. No one should verbally remind the other person. Once you've confirmed it's your special someone, you can remove your masks and begin our romantic evening together!"
Fu Xiao asked hesitantly, "What if I end up with a gender?"
Chi Ye expressed his opinion on this matter.
"If the feeling is right, don't be too rigid about the gender."
"..."
Chi Ye said earnestly, "The strong never complain about their environment."
What a strong person! They never complain about their circumstances.
If you really can't face him, then turn your back to him.
[You've already successfully paired up, why are you still concerned about men and women? Fu Xiao, you're so hard to win over!]
Two men were being all lovey-dovey, two women were singing and dancing, but when only one man and one woman were together, it caused complete chaos [puzzling]
[He's not a woman, Xiaoge, can't you find a way to become a woman yourself? When you encounter problems, you need to learn to solve them, instead of always complaining.]
[It will be cloudy. 】
Music starts!
Wait ↗ wait ↗ ↗ wait ↘ ↘~
"The vast horizon is my love↘"
Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills.
The guests then embarked on a "blind men and the elephant" scenario.
On the beach, a group of people stretched out their arms like zombies, groping around to see if anyone was nearby.
Completely lost in the darkness, Si Qian wandered around in circles for a while, then stubbornly headed towards the distant beach...
Goodbye, Mom! I'm setting sail tonight!
Don't worry about me, I have oars of joy and wisdom~
Director Zheng looked back and saw that Si Qian had already walked far away.
bir~
Where is she going?
Are you coming home for dinner tonight?
Seeing that things were not going well, Director Wu immediately ran wildly across the beach like a wild monkey chasing after Si Qian.
In the end, he grabbed Si Qian and pulled her back.
Seriously, that brat has an inexhaustible amount of energy.
After all that back and forth, Director Wu was exhausted.
At this moment, Li Chuanze was only three meters away from Si Qian beside him, but he was completely unaware of this as he was blindfolded.
He simply reached out and grabbed to the side—
Stab!
They stole Ji Mingxuan's hairpiece.
Feeling a sharp pain in his scalp, Ji Mingxuan couldn't help but punch the person in front of him: "Are you sick?!"
After finishing his rant, Ji Mingxuan hurriedly pressed his loose hairpiece back into place.
The blow dryer blew away all the hair on his head last time, and it still hasn't grown back...
"Who hit me!?"
Sheng Chi, who was accidentally injured by Ji Mingxuan, almost fell off his stilts.
Upon hearing the commotion, Si Qian immediately grabbed the arm of the person in front of her, but the feel was off...
Get out of here!
She immediately shook off her hand and looked for the next person.
Fu Xiaosheng was afraid that she would choose a man, so she grabbed the person and started sniffing him like a dog.
This tastes wrong, it smells like an old person's smell!
Get out of the way!
This smells wrong, it stinks!
Get out of the way!
This tastes off; it has a slightly sweaty, acidic smell!
Get out of the way!
【My beloved concubine, I'm here to capture you~】
[When Teacher Si touched it and realized it didn't feel right, the way she flung it away looked like she'd grabbed a lump of dung.]
[What a thoroughly satisfying harassment!]
five minutes later--
Everyone found their dance partner.
Director Zheng gave a wicked smile: "Everyone can take off their masks now!"
The first to remove her mask was Si Qian, and as she expected, it was Pei Li.
Call ~
Once she was sure she hadn't picked the wrong person, she breathed a sigh of relief: "I knew it was you!"
When Pei Li looked at her, his gaze was tender, and a smile involuntarily appeared on his lips as he praised, "I knew Mr. Krabs could find me!"
"Wrapped!"
Just as the two were exchanging glances, a scream from the side shattered the tranquility of the night.
"It's you!?"
When Fu Xiao took off her mask and saw that it was Ji Mingxuan, her world collapsed.
He was clearly smelling it so intently...
"Why would a grown man like you use such sweet perfume?!"
Fu Xiao broke down, crouching on the ground, burying her head in her hands, unable to believe what she was seeing.
"Is this my fault?!"
Ji Mingxuan was also incredulous: "You just hugged me and started smelling me, then wouldn't let go for ages! I tried to push you away but couldn't!"
Fu Xiao: "..."
He thought he was holding her too tightly, making it hard for her to breathe.
Despite all our precautions, the thing we feared still happened.
Li Chuanze was a bit luckier; he went with Lü Yao, and at least she wasn't a man.
Chi Ye found Mu Weiyue, and Sheng Chi and Liu Ye became a couple.
[Isn't this how you mix and match?]
Fu Xiao's destiny includes male characteristics, and her name contains the letter "r"...
Be careful what you say!
The second half of the ball showcased the diversity of the unusual species.
First, a cockroach was seen dancing a duet with a beautiful woman, which was quite bizarre.
Then the Dark Eagle and the Emperor tried to have each other struck by lightning.
There was also a pretentious Ultraman staring at a dark cockroach and biting his back teeth.
In short, each one is funny in its own way.
The trending topics came down in a flash:
Ball X Martial Arts Tournament?
Strong people never complain about their environment.
The teacher threw away your Crocs.
Director Zheng threw away Teacher Si's Crocs
President Pei threw away Ms. Si's Crocs.
Several of the parties involved, upon seeing the trending topic, stated—
I dare not throw it away, I absolutely dare not throw it away!
-
As soon as she got back, Si Qian received a message from Li Chuanze.
Li: [Teacher, what should I do if I'm possessive of someone I like and don't want her to have contact with other people?]
For emotional counseling, please transfer funds: [Approach her with the mindset of being a mistress, and you'll have no possessiveness; you'll only think, "Haha, I've stolen something!"]
Li: [How can I get a permanent position?]
Ambitious people like him are likely to want to climb the corporate ladder.
Li: [Isn't there a more respectable way? (Sighs and gives a wry smile)]
For emotional counseling, please transfer funds: 【If you truly loved her, you wouldn't be thinking about controlling her.】
Li: [I truly love you.]
For emotional counseling, please transfer funds to: 【You simply have a histrionic personality disorder.】
For relationship counseling, please transfer the payment: [Our "How to Pursue Someone You Like" course is now available for 1999 RMB per person. Limited spots available, first come, first served.]
Li: [Transfer 1999]
Li: [How many spots are there in total?]
For emotional counseling, please transfer: 【As I said, 1999 per person.】
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