I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Next up were Liu Ye, exuding confidence, and Fu Xiao, dressed entirely in black.

The moment the two appeared, they attracted the attention of countless people who stopped and lingered.

Liu Ye used to be a model, so her body proportions are naturally impeccable. Even in outrageous leopard-print platform heels and tight overalls, she can still make herself look like an Asian supermodel.

Especially with that smoky eye makeup, she exudes both allure and arrogance, paired with various dark gothic accessories, making her look like a queen who looks down on everything.

And her partner, Fu Xiao... well...

They were also dressed.

【The Queen and Her Mount】

[Did some bandit leader from his father's family become a spirit?]

[My see-through crop top is gone, and those shoes of that legendary hero should have been thrown further away, what's wrong with him?!]

【Stylish Young Man (Trendy Version)】

Enough! Stop this nonsense, don't let this farce continue!

[Brother Xiao, do you know how much you've embarrassed your fans?]

Before everyone could recover from Fu Xiao's giant eagle appearance, Sheng Chi and Lü Yao also made their appearance.

It's totally about the princess and her...

Whose Tyrannosaurus Rex has become sentient?

Even with his shoes that put him up to 20 centimeters taller, Sheng Chi still needed Lü Yao's help to get up.

The two moved slowly down the red carpet at a snail's pace.

Sheng Chi's legs trembled like a leaf as he walked on stilts.

Suddenly, he tripped over a fold in the red carpet as he lifted his foot.

click-

"ah--! !"

Accompanied by a scream, a crisp sound of bones shattering followed.

Startled, Sheng Chi fell off his height-increasing shoes; anyone who didn't know better would have thought he had broken his leg.

With lightning speed, Chi Ye picked up the 25-centimeter-thick platform shoe and yelled at Sheng Chi—

"Dude, your Achilles tendon is ruptured!"

[I also experienced the loneliness of being at the top.]

[Twenty-five centimeters might not seem like a big deal, but going from 155 to 180 centimeters in a second is quite terrifying.]

Is there a higher one? I want to go up and say a few words to my grandpa [rose emoji]

[A beautiful woman stayed by her partner's side despite his lower body paralysis, insisting on taking him downstairs for exercise every day.]

Next up are an English country princess and a Chinese emperor.

When Mu Weiyue, who looked like a little elf, and Ji Mingxuan, who was wearing a dragon robe, walked onto the red carpet, there was a kind of humorous feeling.

The key issue is that the seemingly simple dragon robe look took several hours of repeated styling by the stylist, almost causing Ji Mingxuan to collapse in the dressing room.

It was obvious he was very unhappy with his outfit; he had a long face the whole time, as if someone owed him money.

[A self-disciplined trendy guy gets up and gets ready at 7 a.m. [Strong]]

[This is insane! I feel terrible if I don't watch it for a day, and I feel terrible all day after watching it [crying emoji]]

[Laugh, why aren't you guys laughing? [laughing and crying emoji]]

[I'm dying of laughter.]

The final guests to appear were Si Qian and Pei Li.

As soon as the two stepped onto the red carpet, all the cameras were pointed at them.

Instantly, gasps of shock rippled through the crowd below.

After a brief pause, the comments section began scrolling rapidly.

Director Zheng couldn't help but widen his eyes, while Director Wu's mouth formed an "O" shape.

The surrounding noise stopped, and all the scenes seemed to be blurred, indistinct and unclear.

Only one perfect couple clearly came into everyone's view.

From afar, the man was dressed in a well-tailored black suit, which accentuated his broad shoulders, long legs, and excellent physique. His noble aura was undeniable, and just standing there, he resembled a serene ink painting that was impossible to look away from.

The girl beside him smiled radiantly and linked her arm with his; everything looked so perfect…

Except for those jarring Crocs.

[Has Director Zheng still not thrown away these shoes?]

[President Pei truly bore all the pain without uttering a sound.]

Did these shoes save Teacher Si's life?

[Loudspeaker] Ms. Si, please use your body wisely!

Director Zheng could no longer laugh.

Because he saw Si Qian bouncing towards him like a zombie.

Director Zheng took a deep breath and tried his best to smile: "Teacher Si, what's wrong with you...?"

Si Qian hopped over on one leg: "I just twisted my ankle."

Out of curiosity, she tried on Shengchi's 25cm height-increasing shoes, but twisted her ankle after taking just one step.

After saying that, Si Qian found a place to sit down, completely forgetting that Pei Li had been left behind.

Director Zheng forced a smile, brought the microphone to his lips, hesitated several times before finally saying nothing.

Yes, he really is that pathetic.

During the group photo session, the ten guests stood side by side, each one taller than the last.

Especially with Sheng Chi standing there like a telephone pole, Si Qian, who is 175cm tall, became the shortest person in the entire venue.

[Asako was a bit too honest; everyone else was practically on stilts, but she was the only one who came on stage in simple Crocs.]

[Quickly tell her that Teacher Si is ugly! Make her feel inferior and fall into darkness, then I will transform into a ray of light to illuminate her, so that she can be with me!]

The abacus beads flew into my face.

[Five female guests stay, President Pei stays too, the remaining four, all of you get out!]

[I have one, my dad's daughter has one, my mom's daughter has one, and my sister and cousin each have one [facepalm][thumbs up]]

Director Zheng addressed the guests munching on sunflower seeds in the audience: "Before the dance begins, we've prepared some impromptu dances and songs for everyone to warm up. You can dance or sing solo, or invite any male or female guest to come on stage and join you!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Si Qian immediately raised her hand—

"I want to sing!"

"!!"

Buzz!

Everyone felt a ringing in their ears and instantly lost their ability to think.

what did she say?

She wants to sing!

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

Whoosh—!

Almost simultaneously, more than a dozen Er Kang-like hands reached out towards Si Qian to stop her.

A tonic!

"Please be kind, Teacher Si!"

Director Zheng rushed towards Si Qian and reached out to try to snatch the microphone.

With quick reflexes, Si Qian dodged directly.

boom!

Director Zheng on stage couldn't brake in time and fell headfirst into the ground.

Despite the desperate efforts of dozens of staff members on site, Si Qian was ultimately unable to showcase her singing talent.

She was a little disappointed.

The famous five-star general MacArthur once said, "When Professor Stanford picks up the microphone, even I, at the peak of my career, have to temporarily give way."

[I subconsciously held my breath.]

[We suggest covering your ears first.]

Leng Shao set an example for everyone by going on stage and performing his driving test (Part 3).

The movements were as smooth as if they had eaten Dove chocolate.

With him taking the lead, the subsequent guests completely let loose, and the situation quickly spiraled out of control.

Chi Ye snatched Li Chuanze's mop handle to perform a sword dance, and without looking at anyone, knocked Sheng Chi, who was on stilts, to the ground with a single blow.

Fu Xiao, who was completely shrouded in darkness, was chased and kicked more than a dozen times by Director Zheng, who was focused on learning tap dance.

Si Qian is teaching Pei Li to sing Phoenix Legend's "The Temptation of the Man".

Ji Mingxuan picked up the microphone, turned on the player, and played a section of the Great Compassion Mantra in an attempt to calm everyone down.

There are actually ten such pure nerves.

Are you guys salted egg yolks? [smiley face]

Who exactly invented this thing called Siqian?