I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

At 3 a.m., the deliveryman called and asked Si Qian to come down and pick up the food.

The young man, with one leg supporting him on the ground and a cigarette dangling from his mouth, handed the meal to Si Qian and Pei Li as they got off the bus. Before getting into the car, he glanced at them one last time.

"Is there a problem?"

Seeing that the other party was suspiciously looking at her and Pei Li, Si Qian immediately stood in front of Pei Li warily.

Protected behind him, Pei Li blinked, his eyelashes drooping slightly, a strange feeling welling up in his heart.

To everyone's surprise, the delivery guy who had just been sizing up the two of them suddenly burst out laughing:

“Hey girl, it’s 3 a.m. I have six orders, five of which are for adult products and baby sachets. The only ones you two ordered are food.”

What a gluttonous girl!

With that, he extinguished his cigarette, put on his helmet, started the vehicle, and sped away, leaving the two people standing there dumbfounded.

"..."

After returning, the two kind-hearted people bypassed Li Chuanze, who was sleeping on the floor, and quietly went back to their room and closed the door.

Pei Li went to wash his hands, and less than five minutes later, he came out to find only a few plastic bags on the table, and Si Qian with her head down, unpacking a cake.

He felt a pang of sympathy as he fetched a knife and fork for Si Qian and casually asked:

Do you often go hungry?

"Yes, we often went hungry."

"How pitiful, unlike me, I have so much money I can't spend it all, it's so annoying."

"..."

Si Qian, who was picking at the cake, looked up, licked the cream from her lips, and pointed to the window outside:

"Dude, are you really not afraid I'll jump off this building if you say that?"

Her life.

It's a well.

There are two in both the horizontal and vertical directions.

I'd rather die.

Pei Li flicked Si Qian's head with one finger:

"This is the second floor, you won't die if you jump down."

"Then tell me, how do you want to die?"

Pei Li took out a hemp rope:

Do you think this necklace is pretty?

"Give it to you."

Si Qian nodded in agreement:

"It looks good, putting it on will solve everything."

After ending this boring topic, Si Qian finished eating the cake.

"Is there anything else to eat?"

"Wait."

Pei Li turned and went to the small kitchen. After searching for a while, he found a yellow peach, took it out, and threw it directly towards Si Qian.

Si Qian took the food steadily, wiped the surface, opened her mouth, and took a bite. Sweet juice overflowed, and only then did she remember to ask:

"Has it been sprayed with pesticide?"

The man standing at the kitchen doorway crossed his arms.

"No, if you want to eat it, take it back and get some medicine yourself."

ill!

After eating and drinking her fill, Si Qian picked up the hemp rope and turned back to her room.

When they left, Li Chuanze was still asleep on the ground.

That kid, really, he's blocking the way.

Feeling uncomfortable from being too full, Si Qian spent the whole night watching dramas.

She only realized she had stayed up all night when she glanced at the sky and saw that it was just beginning to get light.

Having just woken from hibernation, they were already used to this:

[Host, you stayed up all night again?]

Si Qian, sporting enormous dark circles under her eyes, yawned several times in a row.

"I swear I will never stay up late again. If I ever do, I swear!"

[Why is there still a bowl of noodles here?]

Si Qian, as if trying to cover up her lie, moved the bowl on the coffee table to the side and spoke nonsense with a straight face:

"I was just looking for something to help me sleep, but I accidentally searched for noodles instead. The noodles are cooked now."

As she spoke, she slurped it all up in one big gulp and even let out a burp.

【…】

Lost in thought, Si Qian picked up the hemp rope she had brought back the night before and walked out.

[Hey host, where are you going?]

Si Qian turned around and gave a wicked smile:

"I'm going to give Pei Li a surprise."

Thinking that Si Qian had finally figured out that she was going to try and win over Pei Li, she excitedly exclaimed:

[Host, what surprise are you going to prepare for him?]

"I'll hang myself at his doorstep."

Did the world kiss her with pain?

LOL, she just forced it back.

When they reached the room door, Li Chuanze was still asleep.

It's obvious he was exhausted last night. Si Qian grabbed her phone and cracked his skull open.

Alright, he should be completely dead now.

Si Qian simply found a rope, tied it to Pei Li's door frame, skillfully made a knot, and stuffed her head inside.

A heart-wrenching scream as she pounded her head on the ground:

[A tonic, host!]

Si Qian suddenly released her grip on the rope, and her feet left the ground.

Within seconds, due to lack of oxygen, Si Qian's face turned a deep liver color.

Halfway up the hanging, Si Qian opened her eyes and pulled her neck out again—

I'm a little ticklish.

Seeing that she was no longer dead, he immediately asked with concern:

[Host, what’s wrong? 】

Si Qian casually dusted herself off after getting off the plane.

"I want to die, but I always feel that someone else should die."

The next second, Si Qian lifted Li Chuanze, who was lying on the ground like a dead dog, and pulled the rope over his neck like a dog leash.

Finally, the early-rising "Boonie Bears" team found Li Chuanze, who was almost hanging himself outside Pei Li's room, and rescued him.

As for what the "Boonie Bears" duo is, it naturally refers to Director Zheng and Director Wu, the pair who go home for the Chinese New Year whether they have money or not.

Si Qian gave the two a nickname: Bear Appears.

Easy to remember.

At seven o'clock in the morning, several guests came down one after another for breakfast.

After waking up in his room, Li Chuanze was furious when he remembered what happened last night and rushed downstairs to find Si Qian and ask her for an explanation.

But when he saw Si Qian cracking walnuts in the yard with a sharp axe in her hand, he swallowed hard and swallowed all his words back.

After finishing the meal, the live stream started.

The comments were scattered here and there, mostly from fans of the Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue pairing, with occasional personal attacks on Si Qian.

Director Zheng distributed dating funds to the four groups of guests for the day.

Late-night snack: 100

Yaochi: 100

Yichuan Shanyue:50

Loss: 50

[This is hilarious! They really do need to ask the director for some compensation now.]

[Si Qian: Give me back my mom's earnings!]

My heart aches for CEO Pei, having such a terrible teammate.

Director Zheng, holding a megaphone, began to assign today's tasks: "All male guests, please use your dating funds to cover all expenses for today's date, and you must not refuse any requests made by the female guests."

"What if Hua Chao asks? Can't we refuse?"

Sheng Chi raised his hand to ask a question.

Director Zheng shook his head: "No."

Next, the staff put emotion monitoring bracelets on the female guests.

Assistant Director Wu began, "This electronic bracelet can detect the wearer's emotions and provide a corresponding index. Best of luck to all the guests!"

Si Qian glanced at herself and the other female guests around her; their current index was 0.

Next, the four groups of guests were placed in different locations such as shopping malls, cinemas, cafes, and streets.

Unfortunately, Si Qian and Pei Li were thrown into the street.

In this sweltering heat, why would you arrange to go to a market?

The bracelet detects the owner's emotions and emits a beeping sound.

The happiness index dropped from 0 to -10.

Pei Li said helplessly, "Ancestor, what have I done to offend you this time?"

Si Qianre's head was spinning: "Who wants to go on a date and stroll around? It's too hot."

Pei Li looked around and pulled Si Qian into a nearby milk tea shop.

Pei Li: "What would you like to drink?"

Si Qian: "Succulent grapes, with ice."

After paying, the two waited in the rest area to enjoy the air conditioning.

Si Qian wasn't sure if it was just her imagination, but she felt like the milk tea shop employee was always watching her.

After taking the milk tea, Si Qian and Pei Li were about to leave when the female shop assistant suddenly called out to them:

"Si Qian, do you still remember me?"

"Huh? May I ask... who are you?"

Si Qian was somewhat bewildered, unable to recall who this person was.

The female shop assistant gave a self-deprecating laugh:

"As expected, you don't remember me."

Si Qian was even more confused. She pointed to herself:

"Do we know each other?"

The other person looked at the camera next to them with tears in their eyes:

"You bullied me in high school, have you forgotten?"