I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

The live stream camera zoomed in on Pei Li's phone screen, and Si Qian's nickname, which she had kept secret for a long time, was exposed to the public.

Director Zheng, like a turtle stretching its neck and peeking out from behind a ghost, offered a candid critique:

"Quite interesting."

Si Qian felt awkward for a moment, but quickly recovered.

What's your nickname?

As he spoke, seeing that Pei Li had accepted his friend request, he clicked into Pei Li's profile and read it aloud word by word—

"Diary of a Madman?"

Assistant Director Wu, who was standing nearby, kindly reminded:

"He is a madman who writes diaries."

"..."

Your nicknames are pretty much the same.

[This is hilarious, you didn't let him off the hook either.]

"So what? I can get flies to piss on my legs."

Pei Lisi's nickname

The square was full of people having fun, showing off their IDs.

Nicknames like "Sexy Female Cockroach," "Slapping Eighteen Men's Soft Butts," and "Sucking Hemorrhoids" are hilarious.

Director Zheng made a pause gesture and held up a megaphone:

"To make it easier to complete the task tomorrow, please have the four groups of guests come up with a name for their group."

Li Chuanze found Mu Weiyue and was the first to raise his hand:

"Let's use our couple name, Yichuan Shanyue (一川山月)."

The live chat was in an uproar:

[Ahhh, young couple, don't be too lovey-dovey!]

[President Li really loves Yueyue; even Yueyue blushed and covered her mouth while laughing.]

[Some people, look at those jealous eyes of yours, it's hilarious!]

[What a heartwarming relationship! Mom and Dad, I'm here!]

[The child born upstairs is not allowed to have a father or stepfather anywhere.]

At this time, Lü Yao and Sheng Chi had also come up with a name:

"Our duo is called Yaochi Fairy."

Liu Ye also raised his hand, smiling warmly as he said:

"We are the late-night snack duo."

The comments section was filled with shouts of "sweet!"

In the end, only Pei Li and Si Qian remained. Director Zheng smiled and handed them the recording microphone.

"Teacher Si, what's the name of your duo?"

All eyes turned to them. Li Chuanze, who was in a great mood after learning that Si Qian's attraction to Pei Li was only 10, finally spared Si Qian a glance.

And Si Qian, living up to expectations, read aloud to the camera in a scholarly manner:

"The wine is too shallow for Pei Xiang, and the poetry is too grand for Bai Juyi."

Just when everyone thought Si Qian was spouting ivory from a dog's mouth, the other party suddenly changed his tune:

"Let's just call it a money-losing bastard."

"..."

Pei Li smirked and reached out his hand to Si Qian:

"How about you compensate me some money?"

"Row!"

Si Qian agreed readily and turned to the director, saying:

"We're known as the Money-Losing Duo."

I genuinely thought Si Qian would come up with some cultured name.

Their duo's name is "Losing Money," so what's their fans' nickname? Is it "Stocks"?

After the pilot episode was filmed, the live stream was turned off, and everyone took the room keys assigned by the production team and carried their luggage back to their rooms.

The villa has three floors; the second and third floors are the rooms for everyone.

The girls face north and the boys face south. Si Qian, Pei Li, Mu Weiyue, and Li Chuanze are on the second floor, while the other two groups are on the third floor.

After returning to her room, Si Qian took a shower, changed her clothes, and then furtively opened her suitcase to try and find something to eat.

She was so hungry she was practically gnawing on people's butts.

However, I clearly remembered that my suitcase was full of snacks when I arrived, but when I opened it, it was completely empty.

At that moment, Si Qian felt as if being struck by lightning was the worst possible outcome.

The sky is falling!

Where's the food?!

Perhaps heaven heard her prayers, because her agent called.

"Qianqian, I took your snacks. Remember to control your diet and lose weight these next few days."

After saying that, the agent hung up the phone coldly.

Si Qian, who hadn't eaten, was so hungry that she mutated and crawled around on the ground.

As they crawled, they reached Pei Li's door.

She thinks she can smell oranges!

Starving and suffering from conjunctivitis, Si Qian knocked on the door. As soon as Pei Li opened the door, he saw Si Qian crawling around on the floor like a maggot.

"Brother, do you have anything to eat?"

After Si Qian got up from the ground, she grabbed Pei Li's hand and asked.

"No."

"I do not believe!"

Si Qian sniffed him like a dog:

"I clearly smelled you eating oranges! Give me one and I'll leave right now!"

Pei Li had a hard time explaining, but in the end he pulled Si Qian into the room and closed the door. He then turned around, went to the bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shower gel, and stuffed it into Si Qian's hand.

Si Qian took a closer look—

Citrus-scented body wash.

"..."

The latter leaned against the shoe cabinet, watching Si Qian's instigation with a mocking expression:

"Eat."

Si Qian swallowed hard; the rich fruity scent emanating from the shower gel bottle made her mouth water uncontrollably.

Damn it!

It smells really good.

Take a bite, you won't die anyway.

Forget it, just die.

Si Qian couldn't help but swallow hard, choosing to be a well-fed ghost who was poisoned rather than starve to death.

After unscrewing the cap, she poured the shower gel directly into her mouth.

Pei Li, who had been calmly watching the show, panicked for a moment when he saw that she was serious, and quickly ran over to gag her throat.

"Hey! Spit it out!"

In the room across the hall, separated by a wall, Li Chuanze, who was about to fall asleep, was awakened by a rather loud noise.

Through the wall, the faint, intermittent sobs of a woman could be heard...

"Don't swallow...spit it out..."

"I can't take it anymore... Stop picking at it..."

"Let go! Don't bite me!"

"Don't swallow..."

"Please don't eat anymore, okay?"

The more Li Chuanze listened, the more suspicious he became.

That voice... it sounds so much like Si Qian!

On the other side, Pei Li forced Si Qian to spit out the shower gel she had drunk by the sink and stuffed several cups of water into her hands.

"I'll order you takeout!"

He'll die here, and he won't be able to explain himself.

Si Qian felt like she was about to vomit from her dinner from the night before from his picking at her. She coughed several times and slapped his arm.

"If you're itching to dig up a grave, go dig one up!"

After forcibly inducing vomiting, Si Qian sat on the sofa and cried her eyes out in front of Pei Li.

"I'm so hungry, waaaaaah..."

Pei Li couldn't bear to watch any longer, so he took out a tissue, handed it to her, and poured her a glass of water.

Si Qian took the tissue with a bitter face, wiped her tears, and then unconsciously licked the tissue as it fell to her lips.

Sweet?!

Her gaze fell intently on the paper beside Pei Li. Seeing this, Pei Li assumed she wanted to wipe other places, so he simply gave it all to her.

To everyone's surprise, Si Qian took out a few cards and then stuffed them all into her mouth.

"Ugh!"

Pei Li, who had just calmed down, started probing her throat again.

"No, how come you eat everything?"

Si Qian was harder to handle than a fish on a chopping board; she struggled to get up and clung to Pei Li's trouser leg.

"Please, please let me have a couple of bites! I'm starting my military-style diet tomorrow! I'll eat army stew and veteran's barbecue!"

Suddenly, the outside door was pounded loudly, and it felt like zombies might break in at any moment.

"Pei Li, you come out here right now!!"

bang bang-

Li Chuanze was yelling and screaming outside. It was already annoying late at night, and on top of that, Si Qian was starving. Her temper had long since worn off.

Li Chuanze stood outside, just about to forcefully break down the door.

The next second, the door opened.

And coming head-on was Si Qian's fist.

Boom!

boom!

Two sounds rang out at the same time, and Pei Li followed behind, looking around.

"no one?"

Si Qian pointed to Li Chuanze lying at her feet:

"At this."

"Wow! It's so good to be young, I can fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow."